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Cadillac Ranch Dressing
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« on: June 04, 2011, 10:43:00 PM »
Is there seriously not a bump when drunk thread?

I really dont give a shti whether you post a pic, vidoe or anything, as long as youre drunk.

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« Reply #1 on: June 04, 2011, 10:57:31 PM »
http://www.youtube.com/user/bluekit1
just look at this lunatic's shit
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« Reply #2 on: June 04, 2011, 11:13:00 PM »
Quote from: brent on June 04, 2011, 10:57:31 PM
http://www.youtube.com/user/bluekit1
just look at this lunatic's shit
first i was like oh shit i woudl love to meet oscar! then i was like shittt he has a big family... then i was like shittt hes 3? damn. FUCK! hes curious! dont even fuckin say hes playful!


but now!!! fuck please no! dont do this! HES ALL FUCKIN ALLONE!

ahhh shit its disney! nevermind theyll help him.



anywy parking wars is a ggod ass show!
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« Reply #3 on: June 04, 2011, 11:28:35 PM »
buuuuuuump!!!!!
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« Reply #4 on: June 05, 2011, 11:43:25 AM »
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« Reply #5 on: June 05, 2011, 01:52:06 PM »
So skate_bored gets his own thread dedicated to him?
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« Reply #6 on: June 06, 2011, 12:06:13 AM »
When I was still living at home and single it was like every night I got drunk in front of my computer. I sometimes would blackout and in the morning I found like half eaten food everywhere and empty whisky bottles. This was the taste of that era:

The fucking awesomest blended whisky in the world. 100% Islay blend. I have been unable to find it anymore, so it will forever just remain in my memories as the sweet nectar of getting drunk in front of the computer.

Looking back now, years later, no longer living at home or single, I'm embarrassed at how fucking empty and useless my life used to be.
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« Reply #7 on: June 06, 2011, 12:58:10 AM »
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« Reply #8 on: June 06, 2011, 05:44:18 AM »
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« Reply #9 on: June 12, 2011, 12:33:08 AM »
I need to smash shit. Sick.
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« Reply #10 on: June 13, 2011, 01:28:21 PM »
Forget what I said earlier. Got a couple nice porters and dark lagers, some Laphroaig Quarter Cask, and now I'm watching this:
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Why? Beats me...
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« Reply #11 on: June 13, 2011, 04:35:41 PM »
Quote from: MyUserName on June 05, 2011, 01:52:06 PM
So skate_bored gets his own thread dedicated to him?

i realized i havent been drunk enough lately!!! been with this girl for so long im starting to miss slap! still getting drunk tonight, if you remember its my traditional monday night poker game at my place and im hoping to take home $100. worst case scenario i get wasted and wake up confused. ill keep on this thread, or maybe ill bump my old stomping grounds...
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« Reply #12 on: June 14, 2011, 08:37:52 PM »
Today I had a couple rum & oj's after work, but the salty popcorn didn't sit well, so I took a short nap and woke up at 9pm hungover as shit.  A new low.
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« Reply #13 on: February 28, 2012, 08:43:53 PM »
fuck i was so close to making a bump when drunk thread but i thought better of myself...i guess i'm not that drunk after all.
that or the slapgods spoke to me in a time of stupidity. either way... i feel like a shitty person for doing some of the things i do. i don't think i'm a big part of the skate community down here in the dirty south but in the past year or so i've really wanted to get a camera and do some filming because when i was around people that were filming, the angles they used, and especially the editing always really sucked in my opinion. i'm not a rich little faggot or anything so its not like i'd have any filming college or some shit to get any experience or guidance in the field. but god dammit its pretty much been a dream of mine to just have other people see skateboarding from my point of view. i'm not the greatest skateboarder or anything but i have way too much appreciation for this shit. fucking DWI fucked all my shit up. but i think i might have tried to commit suicide that night...when i came to and my windshield was nothing but smoke and fire i bailed like a pussy though. maybe i got lucky. maybe i got a second chance. just paid off all my court costs which was a motherfucker and now i'm back to square one, financially. it really fucking sucks to give 1500 dollars away to the motherfucking man! kids whatever you fucking do, don't drink and drive. shits dumb as fuck. peace!
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« Reply #14 on: February 28, 2012, 09:07:29 PM »
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« Reply #15 on: February 28, 2012, 09:11:43 PM »
fuck you.
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« Reply #16 on: February 28, 2012, 09:16:11 PM »
fuck you, you made me question my drunk drive home. but now, fuck it
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« Reply #17 on: February 28, 2012, 09:17:20 PM »
I'm horny. DUI's suck. But....
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« Reply #18 on: February 28, 2012, 09:20:03 PM »
shit, do what you gotta do. i was just on a rant. just don't go swerving on purpose.
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« Reply #19 on: February 28, 2012, 09:27:04 PM »
it's cool brother you're right. i'm so sorry.
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« Reply #20 on: February 28, 2012, 09:39:44 PM »
no need for apologies. just be careful out there. and stop using color fonts you pansy.
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« Reply #21 on: March 02, 2012, 10:48:58 PM »
just downed some exclusive ass champagne with one of the homies. add the weed & im feelin good as hell right about now. fuck wit me nigggaaaaaaaaaa!
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« Reply #22 on: March 06, 2012, 06:08:17 PM »
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« Reply #23 on: March 06, 2012, 06:45:23 PM »
God damn, I drank about 7 liters of beers (sorry dont know the conversion for you US nukkas), I be drunk as hayelll
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« Reply #24 on: March 06, 2012, 07:51:09 PM »
I do bump when I'm drunk....into things.
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« Reply #25 on: March 06, 2012, 08:09:49 PM »
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« Reply #26 on: March 09, 2012, 02:41:04 PM »
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« Reply #27 on: March 09, 2012, 04:18:56 PM »
Quote from: gsosa on March 06, 2012, 06:45:23 PM
God damn, I drank about 7 liters of beers (sorry dont know the conversion for you US nukkas), I be drunk as hayelll
1g=3.8L. It says it right on the urinal.
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Quote from: ttching! on June 28, 2012, 10:57:41 AM

 You and the D00D have turned this thread into a horrible head-on-collision between a short bus full of retarded kids and a van full of paraplegics.
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« Reply #28 on: April 12, 2012, 10:13:02 PM »
"i got this piss in my cup"


its an inside joke, i know you wont get it but im drunk as fuck so im sure youll find it funny somehow
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« Reply #29 on: April 13, 2012, 12:22:18 AM »
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