weird shit only you do

[apad88]

I can't share any dairy product whatsoever. it grosses me out

[InternetDaddy]

I make a little incision on the top of banana peels by sawing with my bottom teeth so that it peels perfectly.

[No mongz]

I keep my alarm on durring weekends
It makes me more grateful for sleeping in

[Gomez]

I keep my alarm on durring weekends
It makes me more grateful for sleeping in

i did this on high school, felt awesome to wake up and get up to turn it off like i would on weekdays, but to actually be able to go back to bed as i would fantasize about doing only to have to start getting ready.

[Mooley]

I make a little incision on the top of banana peels by sawing with my bottom teeth so that it peels perfectly.

Squeeze the very bottom part and the whole thing leafs out perfectly. One of those things I never thought to do until someone showed me. I usually just broke the things in half.

[paulhartman4prez]

I make a little incision on the top of banana peels by sawing with my bottom teeth so that it peels perfectly.

Squeeze the very bottom part and the whole thing leafs out perfectly. One of those things I never thought to do until someone showed me. I usually just broke the things in half.

I had a girlfriend who would keep them in the fridge, peel one side, and eat it with a fork. Every single time she had a banana she would tell me why she does it like that, and would tell me some stupid story about her trip to the UK and some banana.

[BraveUlysses]

I keep my alarm on durring weekends
It makes me more grateful for sleeping in

i did this on high school, felt awesome to wake up and get up to turn it off like i would on weekdays, but to actually be able to go back to bed as i would fantasize about doing only to have to start getting ready.

I do this occasionally. The problem I have though is I get hyped that I can go back to sleep and all that excitement keeps me awake.

[bakedRice]

I keep my alarm on durring weekends
It makes me more grateful for sleeping in

i did this on high school, felt awesome to wake up and get up to turn it off like i would on weekdays, but to actually be able to go back to bed as i would fantasize about doing only to have to start getting ready.

I do this occasionally. The problem I have though is I get hyped that I can go back to sleep and all that excitement keeps me awake.

haha the excitement of sleeping keeps you up i feel you tho. the worst is when you get high to anticipate a good sleep, but then the highness just makes your mind wander and you end up burnt out, not tired, wide awake at 2.30 in the morning.

[Gomez]

I keep my alarm on durring weekends
It makes me more grateful for sleeping in

i did this on high school, felt awesome to wake up and get up to turn it off like i would on weekdays, but to actually be able to go back to bed as i would fantasize about doing only to have to start getting ready.

I do this occasionally. The problem I have though is I get hyped that I can go back to sleep and all that excitement keeps me awake.

haha the excitement of sleeping keeps you up i feel you tho. the worst is when you get high to anticipate a good sleep, but then the highness just makes your mind wander and you end up burnt out, not tired, wide awake at 2.30 in the morning.

i mean i see where you're coming from, but... why? seems like a waste of a high to be asleep during.

[immagetchuwet]

smoking and sleeping is the greatest

[No mongz]

I keep my alarm on durring weekends
It makes me more grateful for sleeping in

i did this on high school, felt awesome to wake up and get up to turn it off like i would on weekdays, but to actually be able to go back to bed as i would fantasize about doing only to have to start getting ready.

I do this occasionally. The problem I have though is I get hyped that I can go back to sleep and all that excitement keeps me awake.

haha the excitement of sleeping keeps you up i feel you tho. the worst is when you get high to anticipate a good sleep, but then the highness just makes your mind wander and you end up burnt out, not tired, wide awake at 2.30 in the morning.

i mean i see where you're coming from, but... why? seems like a waste of a high to be asleep during.

You guys should try heroine and sleeping. heard thats greeeat

[finknoos]

My mates always take the piss out of this one - i dont eat sauce on anything, makes me wanna throw up

[The Poster Formerly Known As Crass]

I eat steamed water chestnuts for the texture alone. It's the mix of soft, crunchy, and crispy.

[BURRRPRINT]

I'll pick this up again.

If I have a day off or don't have to get out of home early I don't go crapper after I wake up. I like to hold it till midday or so. Feels good man.

[via]

When walking down a sidewalk, I count out my steps 1,2,3...however many, and never step on cracks.

I've always done this, except for instead of never stepping on cracks, I have to make patterns with them. Usually a number five steps or less. Like, 3 steps smooth, next step on a crack, 3 steps smooth, next step a crack. Most cracks aren't planned, or spaced evenly, so it gets difficult.

Sometimes I catch myself blinking everytime a car passes in the other direction of my car.  Like I try to blink perfectly in the center between two cars in the other side of the highway.  the fuck?

Same. Or, when It's raining, I try to speed up or slow down so that the windshield wipers usher in the cars into the window frame. It's only right if the wiper is on the bumper of the oncoming car, at the perfect speed. I also do this with the dotted lines in the middle of the road.

when i'm a a passenger in a car, sometimes i think about what would happen if i jumped out while it was moving.  mostly i think about how the driver would react.

also sometimes i think about what would happen if just became violent for no reason in very calm situations, like in the classroom. 

That's called "The imp of the perverse". It's common. Like when you're standing on something tall and have the urge to jump off.

Other than that, some of the other things I read in here that I do.

got some weird ocd since i was a kid where if i touch like a hot thing with my left elbow or wrist, i gotta do it with my right one after, even for just a teeny second, to recreate that feeling in the opposite body part.

when ever i drink something i let it fill my cheeks like a squirrel.

I spell out words and sentences in my head to see if they're divisible by three..

I always trace little hearts on my thumb with my forefinger. It's usually unconscious, but once in awhile I will notice that I'm doing it.

I'm pretty sure I'm developing full blown OCD. I really hope not.

[vagabond]

I put a lot of work into <a href="http://bennys.tv">this skateboard website</a>  nobody goes to....

[BraveUlysses]

Weird thread choice for advertising your website.

[Gnarwhal]

whenever im bored as fuck, like on the train, i'll imagine the situation that would pan out if i took everyone hostage.

[pica]

I make a little incision on the top of banana peels by sawing with my bottom teeth so that it peels perfectly.

i do that as well, but you have to be quick, if you bite too hard it tastes horrible.

[midwestmiddleman]

i push to spots.

[Joust Ostrich]

i push to spots.

You going to tell me you ride cellar doors too?

[oneshovel]

I'm kinda notorious for leaving parties without telling anyone.  Tonight our staff went to a dinner theatre.  I don't work with any babes and the old dude next to me kept yelling "I LOVE REDHEADS".. So after finishing my apple crumble cheesecake, I bounced.

[popeyesfriedchicken]

Because of the period of time I was homeless I guess one weird thing I do nobody else does is I'm entirely not afraid of leftover anything.  If I notice a discarded cigarette butt on the ground anywhere I pick it up and smoke it, because once upon a time that was the only way I could smoke, and I figured if it didn't hurt me then it won't now.  I also will eat anything as long as it does not have mold on it, because I had to eat a lot of questionable things in homeless shelters and in jail or it was not eat at all.  I will also tell people exactly how I feel about anything they do even if I know it will offend them because of the short fuse a lot of the hospitals I was in gave me.  I just figure that if you hold things in no progress ever gets made, so why do it...  Even if you piss someone off for a little bit it's better than feeling like you're in your own trapped corner indefinitely until you muster up the testicles to say whatever it is you want to say.  I will do just about anything while taking a shit.  I'm not one for sitting there with nothing to do, even if I'm working out a brown snake.  Yes, I will even smoke a cigarette or eat while taking a shit.  You get more done that way.  A lot of time is wasting by only taking a shit while taking a shit.

[GarglesCmen]

Because of the period of time I was homeless I guess one weird thing I do nobody else does is I'm entirely not afraid of leftover anything.  If I notice a discarded cigarette butt on the ground anywhere I pick it up and smoke it, because once upon a time that was the only way I could smoke, and I figured if it didn't hurt me then it won't now.  I also will eat anything as long as it does not have mold on it, because I had to eat a lot of questionable things in homeless shelters and in jail or it was not eat at all.  I will also tell people exactly how I feel about anything they do even if I know it will offend them because of the short fuse a lot of the hospitals I was in gave me.  I just figure that if you hold things in no progress ever gets made, so why do it...  Even if you piss someone off for a little bit it's better than feeling like you're in your own trapped corner indefinitely until you muster up the testicles to say whatever it is you want to say.  I will do just about anything while taking a shit.  I'm not one for sitting there with nothing to do, even if I'm working out a brown snake.  Yes, I will even smoke a cigarette or eat while taking a shit.  You get more done that way.  A lot of time is wasting by only taking a shit while taking a shit.

Woah, you remotely changed my outlook on shitting.

[Ronald Wilson Reagan]

Because of the period of time I was homeless I guess one weird thing I do nobody else does is I'm entirely not afraid of leftover anything.  If I notice a discarded cigarette butt on the ground anywhere I pick it up and smoke it, because once upon a time that was the only way I could smoke, and I figured if it didn't hurt me then it won't now.  I also will eat anything as long as it does not have mold on it, because I had to eat a lot of questionable things in homeless shelters and in jail or it was not eat at all.  I will also tell people exactly how I feel about anything they do even if I know it will offend them because of the short fuse a lot of the hospitals I was in gave me.  I just figure that if you hold things in no progress ever gets made, so why do it...  Even if you piss someone off for a little bit it's better than feeling like you're in your own trapped corner indefinitely until you muster up the testicles to say whatever it is you want to say.  I will do just about anything while taking a shit.  I'm not one for sitting there with nothing to do, even if I'm working out a brown snake.  Yes, I will even smoke a cigarette or eat while taking a shit.  You get more done that way.  A lot of time is wasting by only taking a shit while taking a shit.

Woah, you remotely changed my outlook on shitting.

Whatever, that's why I used to shit at work at most jobs. Its a 10 minute break nobody can deny you. It's also the only time you can get paid for taking a shit

[No mongz]

I dip my PB&J sandwitches in milk.
Also, whenever I skate I listen to angry surf punk music and imagine myself beating the shit out of a select few kids from my highschool, almost to the point of death.

[Lance Meowntain]

Not every night, but some nights before bed, I pre-pack a bong and leave it on the bedside table, then set the alarm for any random time in the middle of the night.. say 3:37 am just to wake up and take the bong rip. It is without a doubt the best high ever... I only stay awake for 2-3 minutes tops after.. It rules. Try it.. seriously. 

[midwestmiddleman]

i push to spots.

You going to tell me you ride cellar doors too?

I ride cellar doors.

[Gomez]

a lot of the weird shit i do points to me having aspergers or being a schitzo, i noticed recently. like even when i can gauge that someone has probably gotten my point already i really feel like explaining it until i'm satisfied. it's why a lot of my posts on here are paragraphs haha. it's like, i always have a sort of plan for what i'm going to say no matter the situation (if it's a spontaneous conversation, i still do it subconsciously, i've noticed), and the plan is what it is because i rationally believe that everything i'm going to say is necessary for me to completely convey my point. so even if two sentences in the person's body language is telling me they get it, i'm thinking that they probably are misunderstanding me. it's not that i think they aren't smart enough to get it in two sentences, it's that i don't think i could've possibly explained it in two sentences. fortunately for me, i have a relative who is the same way but oblivious to it, and being on the receiving end of it has made me realize how incredibly annoying it is, so i try to stay on top of how long i've been talking to make sure that i don't get to the point of blabbering.

[landCow]

I'm kinda notorious for leaving parties without telling anyone.  Tonight our staff went to a dinner theatre.  I don't work with any babes and the old dude next to me kept yelling "I LOVE REDHEADS".. So after finishing my apple crumble cheesecake, I bounced.

Me too I slip away from parties all the time. I don't know why, maybe i'm a bored drunk? I always get calls later and it turns out i will have ventured to mcdonalds or something.

Because of the period of time I was homeless I guess one weird thing I do nobody else does is I'm entirely not afraid of leftover anything.  If I notice a discarded cigarette butt on the ground anywhere I pick it up and smoke it, because once upon a time that was the only way I could smoke, and I figured if it didn't hurt me then it won't now.  I also will eat anything as long as it does not have mold on it, because I had to eat a lot of questionable things in homeless shelters and in jail or it was not eat at all.  I will also tell people exactly how I feel about anything they do even if I know it will offend them because of the short fuse a lot of the hospitals I was in gave me.  I just figure that if you hold things in no progress ever gets made, so why do it...  Even if you piss someone off for a little bit it's better than feeling like you're in your own trapped corner indefinitely until you muster up the testicles to say whatever it is you want to say.  I will do just about anything while taking a shit.  I'm not one for sitting there with nothing to do, even if I'm working out a brown snake.  Yes, I will even smoke a cigarette or eat while taking a shit.  You get more done that way. A lot of time is wasting by only taking a shit while taking a shit.

Woah, you remotely changed my outlook on shitting.

Whatever, that's why I used to shit at work at most jobs. Its a 10 minute break nobody can deny you. It's also the only time you can get paid for taking a shit

exactly. I do this all the time. there is nothing like getting paid to take a shit. If for some reason I have to go twice then even better. Whenever i face a problem or get stuck on something at work my first solution is to go take a piss. In the few minutes it takes me to walk to the bathroom and back I usually think of a solution.