weird shit only you do

[steve]

Because of the period of time I was homeless I guess one weird thing I do nobody else does is I'm entirely not afraid of leftover anything.  If I notice a discarded cigarette butt on the ground anywhere I pick it up and smoke it, because once upon a time that was the only way I could smoke, and I figured if it didn't hurt me then it won't now.  I also will eat anything as long as it does not have mold on it, because I had to eat a lot of questionable things in homeless shelters and in jail or it was not eat at all.  I will also tell people exactly how I feel about anything they do even if I know it will offend them because of the short fuse a lot of the hospitals I was in gave me.  I just figure that if you hold things in no progress ever gets made, so why do it...  Even if you piss someone off for a little bit it's better than feeling like you're in your own trapped corner indefinitely until you muster up the testicles to say whatever it is you want to say.  I will do just about anything while taking a shit.  I'm not one for sitting there with nothing to do, even if I'm working out a brown snake.  Yes, I will even smoke a cigarette or eat while taking a shit.  You get more done that way.  A lot of time is wasting by only taking a shit while taking a shit.

see, i once thought like this. then i realized that taking a shit is a great time to be mindful. meditate over that bowl, son!

[Perro Mojado]

i try not to masturbate to get closer to god.

i have sleep paralasys and when i open my eyes i hallucinate crazy shit.

also if i read something scary about aliens or some mistycal shit i start beleving it and i feel like im tripping. and in any moments the aliens are going to take me away.

i constantly have flashback about my childhood and try to analyze  them

also i have to smoke a tiny bit of weed every morning if not i rush trough things all day its like my adhd medicine

[trannies and mannies]

Masturbate furiously and aggressively so I can finish and get on with my day.

[sweatercuff]

i try not to masturbate to get closer to god.

yeah, God loves stinky stale loads.

[Mark Renton]

Sometimes I keep my headphones in my ears even if my iPod is off/I don't have them plugged in it/I don't have it with me, to avoid people to talk to me or disturb me somehow..kinda weird behaviour but thats it

[finknoos]

Sometimes I keep my headphones in my ears even if my iPod is off/I don't have them plugged in it/I don't have it with me, to avoid people to talk to me or disturb me somehow..kinda weird behaviour but thats it

alot of people do that, especially in public.

ive made up a trolling game, when someone picks up a tin of beer at a party etc. before they open it (but they must be holding it) try and swivel the ringpull backwards and pull it off making the can difficult to open

[jexe]

I can't share any dairy product whatsoever. it grosses me out

right with you on that one

[via]

Sometimes I keep my headphones in my ears even if my iPod is off/I don't have them plugged in it/I don't have it with me, to avoid people to talk to me or disturb me somehow..kinda weird behaviour but thats it

alot of people do that, especially in public.

ive made up a trolling game, when someone picks up a tin of beer at a party etc. before they open it (but they must be holding it) try and swivel the ringpull backwards and pull it off making the can difficult to open

A what?

[jimi]

Whenever I concentrate really hard I tend to chew on my left index finger and hum. I've been doing it my whole life and I have to force myself not to do it while I'm in public.

[brycickle]

Because of the period of time I was homeless I guess one weird thing I do nobody else does is I'm entirely not afraid of leftover anything.  If I notice a discarded cigarette butt on the ground anywhere I pick it up and smoke it, because once upon a time that was the only way I could smoke, and I figured if it didn't hurt me then it won't now.  I also will eat anything as long as it does not have mold on it, because I had to eat a lot of questionable things in homeless shelters and in jail or it was not eat at all.  I will also tell people exactly how I feel about anything they do even if I know it will offend them because of the short fuse a lot of the hospitals I was in gave me.  I just figure that if you hold things in no progress ever gets made, so why do it...  Even if you piss someone off for a little bit it's better than feeling like you're in your own trapped corner indefinitely until you muster up the testicles to say whatever it is you want to say.  I will do just about anything while taking a shit.  I'm not one for sitting there with nothing to do, even if I'm working out a brown snake.  Yes, I will even smoke a cigarette or eat while taking a shit.  You get more done that way.  A lot of time is wasting by only taking a shit while taking a shit.

Woah, you remotely changed my outlook on shitting.

Whatever, that's why I used to shit at work at most jobs. Its a 10 minute break nobody can deny you. It's also the only time you can get paid for taking a shit

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[FART BOY]

Sometimes I'll look at a word and over think it to the point where it sounds like it makes no sense, It gets kind of weird and I don't even mean to do it.

[finknoos]

Buy a pack of Fruitella, open every individually wrapped sweet, merge all into a giant fruitella ball.

Patent pending

[HATE!]

Yesterday my wife and I were planting a garden and while she was on top of planting shit in good rows, our tomato cages weren't straight and it was really obvious.  I waited for her to go in and I redid them because it was fucking bugging me so much.  Then we grilled out and I realized that I refuse to even start with cooking or grilling until I am as far as I can possibly go in terms of prep work.  I don't understand why anyone wouldn't prep as much as you can.  It also bugs me when people don't wash their dishes as they go to avoid a massive pileup after a meal.

[Beeda Weeda]

-i put the toothpaste on my tounge
-i only eat tomatoes diced

[steenz]

i think about crazy shit in my mind and make myself cry

[Jack Klompis]

It also bugs me when people don't wash their dishes as they go to avoid a massive pileup after a meal.

in a similar vein, i always wipe a knife clean with a napkin or something (preferably a dirty one from the meal you just ate) before i put it in the sink, how are you gonna use peanut butter and just put the knife in the sink with it still covered in peanut butter

[StabMasterArson]

When I'm sitting somewhere in complete silence, I pick my nose. I take the booger, roll it up in my fingers and throw it as hard as I can and listen to it hit things. Empty cans work best.

[BraveUlysses]

Too many times in my life I have looked for things that were in my hand the whole time. Just happened a few minutes ago with my iPod.

[Ronald Wilson Reagan]

Yesterday my wife and I were planting a garden and while she was on top of planting shit in good rows, our tomato cages weren't straight and it was really obvious.  I waited for her to go in and I redid them because it was fucking bugging me so much.  Then we grilled out and I realized that I refuse to even start with cooking or grilling until I am as far as I can possibly go in terms of prep work.  I don't understand why anyone wouldn't prep as much as you can.  It also bugs me when people don't wash their dishes as they go to avoid a massive pileup after a meal.

I had a roommate like you once. He was fucking awful. Nice guy, just impossible to live with.

[brycickle]

Too many times in my life I have looked for things that were in my hand the whole time. Just happened a few minutes ago with my iPod.

It's even better when you try in vain to find the glasses that are on your face.

[LOU.502]

after i pet my dog, i cup my hands and blow into them (to get the hair off)

Do the exact same thing.  I've got a lab, what about you?

I also do this. I also have a lab.

[Gomez]

It also bugs me when people don't wash their dishes as they go to avoid a massive pileup after a meal.

in a similar vein, i always wipe a knife clean with a napkin or something (preferably a dirty one from the meal you just ate) before i put it in the sink, how are you gonna use peanut butter and just put the knife in the sink with it still covered in peanut butter

this is hilarious to me. i'm sorta the same way, i always rinse every dish i use before putting it in the sink. typically i'll rinse it to the point that it actually looks clean, just so that when i'm doing the dishes i just have to give em a once over. ironically, i typically just lick most of the peanut butter off of the knife before i put it in the sink.

[Bug]

I lick my knife, which according to manners is very unladylike but no way can I put a scummy knife in a sink!

[HATE!]

Yesterday my wife and I were planting a garden and while she was on top of planting shit in good rows, our tomato cages weren't straight and it was really obvious.  I waited for her to go in and I redid them because it was fucking bugging me so much.  Then we grilled out and I realized that I refuse to even start with cooking or grilling until I am as far as I can possibly go in terms of prep work.  I don't understand why anyone wouldn't prep as much as you can.  It also bugs me when people don't wash their dishes as they go to avoid a massive pileup after a meal.

I had a roommate like you once. He was fucking awful. Nice guy, just impossible to live with.

Hahaha!  I try to remember that some of my anal retentiveness can be annoying so when things bug me, they still bug me, but I try and be quiet about it.  In my mind it's not about being clean, it's about being efficient and things like the dishes seem to impede that in my head.

[Jack Klompis]

It also bugs me when people don't wash their dishes as they go to avoid a massive pileup after a meal.

in a similar vein, i always wipe a knife clean with a napkin or something (preferably a dirty one from the meal you just ate) before i put it in the sink, how are you gonna use peanut butter and just put the knife in the sink with it still covered in peanut butter

this is hilarious to me. i'm sorta the same way, i always rinse every dish i use before putting it in the sink. typically i'll rinse it to the point that it actually looks clean, just so that when i'm doing the dishes i just have to give em a once over. ironically, i typically just lick most of the peanut butter off of the knife before i put it in the sink.

exactly, if you're not gonna man up and clean up your sloppy dishes right then, don't leave shit on them thats not only gonna make it more disgusting to clean later, but possibly make it harder as well if it dries and hardens, it especially pissed me off when i was living with college buddies and they would just put some shit in the sink without even rinsing it off a little or filling it with water, like with tomato sauce or some shit, or after cooking something in a pan on the stove and just leaving the pan as is (eggs or some frozen stir fry bullshit), the only exception is if you got a bigger dish/pot/pan that you have cooked in or has been used to store food for an extended period, then toss some soap in the bottom and fill it up with hot water to sit for a while

i'm the same way with dishes though, if i'm not about to do them, i get the water nice and hot and just make sure everything is rinsed to the point of looking pretty much clean, maybe use the soapless sponge to wipe away some of the thicker grimier shit that isn't just washing right off, then coming back later is a breeze

i'm sure this is a pretty common pet peeve for anyone who has spent time living with other people though

[Gomez]

^ exactly, that shit pisses me off to come to a pile of dishes that have sauces and shit caked on to them, to where you're scrubbing for a minute on them. especially since you can avoid it all if you just get up from your seat within 5-10 minutes of finishing your meal and just running some fucking hot water on it. you don't even have to get your hands wet. it's ridiculous. next year i'll have three roommates and i'm not sure how they'll be about that, but it's definitely something i'm prepared to be a complete ass about if it happens more than once cause there's absolutely no excuse for it.

not sure if i've put this one, but it really bothers me when i anticipate a feeling or an execution of a task and it doesn't plan out that way. obviously complex shit; that's everyone. i mean like if i expect my body feel a certain way from the momentum of a turn while i'm driving and it doesn't, it'll irk the shit out of me. skating too, i'll do a trick again if landing it was a let down. not even in terms of sketchiness, just like not getting a certain feeling from it. not sure if i'm explaining it well but whatevs.

[Ronald Wilson Reagan]

Yesterday my wife and I were planting a garden and while she was on top of planting shit in good rows, our tomato cages weren't straight and it was really obvious.  I waited for her to go in and I redid them because it was fucking bugging me so much.  Then we grilled out and I realized that I refuse to even start with cooking or grilling until I am as far as I can possibly go in terms of prep work.  I don't understand why anyone wouldn't prep as much as you can.  It also bugs me when people don't wash their dishes as they go to avoid a massive pileup after a meal.

I had a roommate like you once. He was fucking awful. Nice guy, just impossible to live with.

Hahaha!  I try to remember that some of my anal retentiveness can be annoying so when things bug me, they still bug me, but I try and be quiet about it.  In my mind it's not about being clean, it's about being efficient and things like the dishes seem to impede that in my head.

It really wasn't a problem until we lived together. We were not a good match like that. Shit eventually comes to the surface...

[backagain]

Sometimes I'll look at a word and over think it to the point where it sounds like it makes no sense, It gets kind of weird and I don't even mean to do it.

I'm glad i'm not the only one. Thanks FART BOY.

[backagain]

When I'm at school doing homework I've got into this weird habit of convincing myself that I need to go home and get something. And I usually do but it's usually something pretty insignificant. And once I've got it, I go back to school. This happens multiple times a day. It's a strange way of procrastinating. I spend a lot of my day in transit even though I live 15 minutes from school.

[mcpeepants]

Sometimes I'll look at a word and over think it to the point where it sounds like it makes no sense, It gets kind of weird and I don't even mean to do it.

I'm glad i'm not the only one. Thanks FART BOY.

Another weirdo here, haha. I do that way too much.

-Any time I read a word, I read it backwards too.
-If I go out to eat, drink, etc anywhere I have to sit facing the main entrance/exit.