weird shit only you do

[Ronald Wilson Reagan]

Sometimes I'll look at a word and over think it to the point where it sounds like it makes no sense, It gets kind of weird and I don't even mean to do it.

I'm glad i'm not the only one. Thanks FART BOY.

Another weirdo here, haha. I do that way too much.

-Any time I read a word, I read it backwards too.
-If I go out to eat, drink, etc anywhere I have to sit facing the main entrance/exit.

What about those event tents that don't have any walls? Where do you sit when everywhere is an entrance?

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-Any time I read a word, I read it backwards too.

do you every post backwards too?  that would be a pain in the ass.

[HATE!]

Yesterday my wife and I were planting a garden and while she was on top of planting shit in good rows, our tomato cages weren't straight and it was really obvious.  I waited for her to go in and I redid them because it was fucking bugging me so much.  Then we grilled out and I realized that I refuse to even start with cooking or grilling until I am as far as I can possibly go in terms of prep work.  I don't understand why anyone wouldn't prep as much as you can.  It also bugs me when people don't wash their dishes as they go to avoid a massive pileup after a meal.

I had a roommate like you once. He was fucking awful. Nice guy, just impossible to live with.

Hahaha!  I try to remember that some of my anal retentiveness can be annoying so when things bug me, they still bug me, but I try and be quiet about it.  In my mind it's not about being clean, it's about being efficient and things like the dishes seem to impede that in my head.

It really wasn't a problem until we lived together. We were not a good match like that. Shit eventually comes to the surface...

Wouldn't you say that's the case for ALL roommates, especially the older you get?  I can think of ONE roommate (I've had maybe 20ish) where my opinion on him didn't go down after living with each other for awhile.  I've had some friendships flat out end too.  The worst was when I was on probation and I had a probation dude come check up on me from time to time to see my living situation and I had a roommate who would leave drug paraphernalia all over and smoke the house out.  That one ended physically.

[mcpeepants]

What about those event tents that don't have any walls? Where do you sit when everywhere is an entrance?

I'd probably sit near one of the corners, but the main thing about that habit is that it's generally just at indoor places.

do you every post backwards too?  that would be a pain in the ass.

You mean read posts backwards? If so, yes haha. It's not really a pain in the ass, but it is slower than normal "reading" because it's harder to memorize the shapes of words backwards.

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do you every post backwards too?  that would be a pain in the ass.

You mean read posts backwards? If so, yes haha. It's not really a pain in the ass, but it is slower than normal "reading" because it's harder to memorize the shapes of words backwards.
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Yep! haha thats what i meant.  damn thats a cool skill, id look on craiglists from some backwards reading competitions man!

[Citizen on Patron]

Sometimes when I look at things like the television or refrigerator I'll move my fingers like I'm typing it and say it in my head while I'm typing it. Also when I watch a movie or something I tap my fingers to what people are saying. I was unaware of it untill my exgirlfriend said something about it but it makes sense because of the typing thing I do. If I'm sitting at a table with tiles I have to put my drink either completely on one of the square evenly or over the middle cross section where all 4 tiles meet evenly. Uhh I scratch my head then smell my fingers all the time haha

[Zurg]

Yesterday my wife and I were planting a garden and while she was on top of planting shit in good rows, our tomato cages weren't straight and it was really obvious.  I waited for her to go in and I redid them because it was fucking bugging me so much.  Then we grilled out and I realized that I refuse to even start with cooking or grilling until I am as far as I can possibly go in terms of prep work.  I don't understand why anyone wouldn't prep as much as you can.  It also bugs me when people don't wash their dishes as they go to avoid a massive pileup after a meal.

I had a roommate like you once. He was fucking awful. Nice guy, just impossible to live with.

Hahaha!  I try to remember that some of my anal retentiveness can be annoying so when things bug me, they still bug me, but I try and be quiet about it.  In my mind it's not about being clean, it's about being efficient and things like the dishes seem to impede that in my head.

It really wasn't a problem until we lived together. We were not a good match like that. Shit eventually comes to the surface...

Wouldn't you say that's the case for ALL roommates, especially the older you get?  I can think of ONE roommate (I've had maybe 20ish) where my opinion on him didn't go down after living with each other for awhile.  I've had some friendships flat out end too.  The worst was when I was on probation and I had a probation dude come check up on me from time to time to see my living situation and I had a roommate who would leave drug paraphernalia all over and smoke the house out.  That one ended physically.

seriously? i had a roommate that irritated me to no end, but the second we stopped living together we forgot about that shit and are still really good friends now. i dont know what you had to put up with though

[oyolar]

Sometimes when I look at things like the television or refrigerator I'll move my fingers like I'm typing it and say it in my head while I'm typing it. Also when I watch a movie or something I tap my fingers to what people are saying. I was unaware of it untill my exgirlfriend said something about it but it makes sense because of the typing thing I do. If I'm sitting at a table with tiles I have to put my drink either completely on one of the square evenly or over the middle cross section where all 4 tiles meet evenly. Uhh I scratch my head then smell my fingers all the time haha

Hell yes.

[mcpeepants]

Yep! haha thats what i meant.  damn thats a cool skill, id look on craiglists from some backwards reading competitions man!

Haha, idk if I'd call it a skill... more like dyslexia. I've always been pretty good at spelling, but I still manage to sometimes type/write letters in the wrong place or just skip them altogether.

Also I noticed that when I'm browsing the internet, the cursor has to be lined up with a word in the top menu and the side point has to be in the middle of whatever it's next to.

[Fruitpunch]

When i drink milk, i need to pour it and immediately drink it. If it is in the cup for more than 30 seconds i cant drink it it grosses me out.

[Chocolaterain]

I sometimes lie down in the shower while I'm taking a bath
I shave my pits and my legs because I'm self conscious about being a hairy beast
If a banana is bruised in anyway, even if it is a small part, I won't eat it
I don't eat french fries with ketchup 

[HATE!]

Yesterday my wife and I were planting a garden and while she was on top of planting shit in good rows, our tomato cages weren't straight and it was really obvious.  I waited for her to go in and I redid them because it was fucking bugging me so much.  Then we grilled out and I realized that I refuse to even start with cooking or grilling until I am as far as I can possibly go in terms of prep work.  I don't understand why anyone wouldn't prep as much as you can.  It also bugs me when people don't wash their dishes as they go to avoid a massive pileup after a meal.

I had a roommate like you once. He was fucking awful. Nice guy, just impossible to live with.

Hahaha!  I try to remember that some of my anal retentiveness can be annoying so when things bug me, they still bug me, but I try and be quiet about it.  In my mind it's not about being clean, it's about being efficient and things like the dishes seem to impede that in my head.

It really wasn't a problem until we lived together. We were not a good match like that. Shit eventually comes to the surface...

Wouldn't you say that's the case for ALL roommates, especially the older you get?  I can think of ONE roommate (I've had maybe 20ish) where my opinion on him didn't go down after living with each other for awhile.  I've had some friendships flat out end too.  The worst was when I was on probation and I had a probation dude come check up on me from time to time to see my living situation and I had a roommate who would leave drug paraphernalia all over and smoke the house out.  That one ended physically.

seriously? i had a roommate that irritated me to no end, but the second we stopped living together we forgot about that shit and are still really good friends now. i dont know what you had to put up with though

I had three felony charges and was facing up to 5 years.  I didn't get convicted and was not about to fuck that up.

[oyolar]

I sometimes lie down in the shower while I'm taking a bath

I love sitting/lying down while in the shower.

[Zurg]

Yesterday my wife and I were planting a garden and while she was on top of planting shit in good rows, our tomato cages weren't straight and it was really obvious.  I waited for her to go in and I redid them because it was fucking bugging me so much.  Then we grilled out and I realized that I refuse to even start with cooking or grilling until I am as far as I can possibly go in terms of prep work.  I don't understand why anyone wouldn't prep as much as you can.  It also bugs me when people don't wash their dishes as they go to avoid a massive pileup after a meal.

I had a roommate like you once. He was fucking awful. Nice guy, just impossible to live with.

Hahaha!  I try to remember that some of my anal retentiveness can be annoying so when things bug me, they still bug me, but I try and be quiet about it.  In my mind it's not about being clean, it's about being efficient and things like the dishes seem to impede that in my head.

It really wasn't a problem until we lived together. We were not a good match like that. Shit eventually comes to the surface...

Wouldn't you say that's the case for ALL roommates, especially the older you get?  I can think of ONE roommate (I've had maybe 20ish) where my opinion on him didn't go down after living with each other for awhile.  I've had some friendships flat out end too.  The worst was when I was on probation and I had a probation dude come check up on me from time to time to see my living situation and I had a roommate who would leave drug paraphernalia all over and smoke the house out.  That one ended physically.

seriously? i had a roommate that irritated me to no end, but the second we stopped living together we forgot about that shit and are still really good friends now. i dont know what you had to put up with though

I had three felony charges and was facing up to 5 years.  I didn't get convicted and was not about to fuck that up.

yeah youre right thats pretty serious and id be bummed as well. was that something that he knew about when he you guys moved in together?

[HATE!]

@Zurg- it's something that they entirely knew.  I think leaving something like that hidden from a roommate would be pretty unfair.  It was a string of bad events stemming off a car accident.  I hit an accident claims lawyer and it spiraled out of control.

But yeah, it ended pretty bad for our relationship as friends.  I haven't spoken/seen him in 6-7 years now.

[Zurg]

understood. yeah thatd be a huge piss off if they aware it could have you locked up. all my stuff was much more minor than that, mostly him breaking him shit and not having money

[Perro Mojado]

i crumbled my cookies and put them inside a milk bowl and eat them like cereal, i secretely fantasize about being a millionare and having a millon transexual sex slaves no homo.

Gustav.

[HATE!]

i crumbled my cookies and put them inside a milk bowl and eat them like cereal, i secretely fantasize about being a millionare and having a millon transexual sex slaves no homo.

Gustav.

DUDE,  You can't stop there with the fantasy.  Go on.  Make your own thread and tell a story.  Make it like a Choose Your Own Adventure story too.

[RCB3]

The volume on the TV has to add up to 10 such as 28 or 37 and whatnot.

When I walk on the sidewalk, I don't do this all the time, but if I step on a crack, then I have to follow the pattern of stepping on crack, non crack, non crack, crack, non crack, crack, crack, non crack, non crack, crack, crack, non crack, crack, non crack, non crack, crack.

When I hear music, I picture each syllable being one of the 14 lines of the Stussy S and I keep imagining that until the song takes a break on the final line, thus mentally completing the Stussy symbol.

If I have a paper clip, I basically always end up breaking it into 7 pieces by bending it repeatedly until its just all the straight pieces. When I used to worked at a school, I would do this all the time and keep all the pieces and at the end of the school year I had a box of broken paperclips.

I thought I was a pretty normal person, but after writing this all out, I'm beginning to doubt myself....

[codithou]

I sometimes lie down in the shower while I'm taking a bath

I love sitting/lying down while in the shower.

Haha dude I was going to say this but I was checking if someone else said it before me. I rarely stand for the entire duration of my showers.

[mcpeepants]

I have a cum box. It's a shoebox, or at least once was, and whenever I masturbate I cum into it. I've had it for two or three years now I think, so it has a fair amount of cum. It smells atrocious, and I tried to burn it once. When I lit it on fire, it was too damp due to the cum that it simply sizzled and didn't manage to actually lite up. Turns out burning cum smells awful, so I had to spray it with a deodorant body spray just to get the old smell of burnt cum away. It also has some drenched papers stuck to it. That's pretty much it.

[Pelican]

hahahahaha

[GarglesCmen]

I have a cum box. It's a shoebox, or at least once was, and whenever I masturbate I cum into it. I've had it for two or three years now I think, so it has a fair amount of cum. It smells atrocious, and I tried to burn it once. When I lit it on fire, it was too damp due to the cum that it simply sizzled and didn't manage to actually lite up. Turns out burning cum smells awful, so I had to spray it with a deodorant body spray just to get the old smell of burnt cum away. It also has some drenched papers stuck to it. That's pretty much it.

I want to see if anyone relates to this. You might be the first person to truly have done what this thread is about: weird shit ONLY you do. I applaud you.

[matter of fact]

/\ i once had a towel i jerked off onto for 2-3 years, shit was awful. just ended up throwing it out one week

whenever i finish showering i wipe off most of the water from my skin with my hands, then towel off.  i try to sqee-gee out my hair with my hands if it's short enough to

i pee in the downstairs sink alot at night, the toilet doesn't work there, and i'm lazy

[gutterhead.]

Jesus Christ, mcpeepeepants, what the fuck?
+1 anyway

[pica]

is this you, or did you steal the whole cumbox story?

[gutterhead.]

awww......



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[Perro Mojado]

godamn google and the world wide web we cant even lie about kewl stories no more

[mcpeepants]

Haha, I'm just surprised anyone believed it 

[Joe Pesci]

set my keys down the same way every time, it has 3 keys and a clicker on the ring. i always put the keys behind the clicker, so the buttons are facing up, and the opening on the ring at the very top. i also carry them this way with my ring finger through the ring and the buttons facing my thumb