Things You Pondered Today

[frank gerwer's nose]

Why is it that most of my plans always fall through in the exact ways I hope they don't?

[Reev]

Why do people with absurdly high IQs (I'm talking 150+) always seem to wear glasses?

[Joust Ostrich]

I don't know who Cruz is, and I don't know who Faber is.

My question is, how did Bantam get his own weight, and why do these guys want to be the champion of it? 

Then I ponder why they are advertising UFC on every other page.

[Joe Pesci]

i took the biggest shit im pretty sure i ever have earlier today, and like 10 minutes ago i took another one, which was also unexpectedly huge. im wondering how this happened.

in before something along the lines of "its because youre full of shit"

[earlygrab]

would I have been happier if i moved to Portland instead of LA?

[Cthulhu!]

You guys better start making those helmets I posted in the other page.

UFO Mothership & Fleet Over London UK 24th June 2011 (Credit alymc01) [HD]

[Perro Mojado]

You guys better start making those helmets I posted in the other page.



UFO Mothership & Fleet Over London UK 24th June 2011 (Credit alymc01) [HD]

wich ones i wants sum

[Pabst]

i took the biggest shit im pretty sure i ever have earlier today, and like 10 minutes ago i took another one, which was also unexpectedly huge. im wondering how this happened.

in before something along the lines of "its because youre full of shit"

Sometimes when i eat mini wheats in the morning i have this happen.
It's like an intestinal snow plow going to work on a winter of feces.

I usually skate retarded better on those days,
eat wheaties dude.
Your colon will dig it.

You guys better start making those helmets I posted in the other page.



UFO Mothership & Fleet Over London UK 24th June 2011 (Credit alymc01) [HD]

wich ones i wants sum

http://www.stopabductions.com/

Cthulhu is helping you help yourself to avoid the probing of the anus practiced far and wide across the milky way by our neighboring aliens.
It's worth the 30 bones, ask my anus.


As a fucking bonus on top of all of this shit right here dude, you'll have the best helmet in the whole park when you go shredding.


You'll be killing it in style.

[friendly dave]

Why can't I find a chill girl?

[gutterhead.]

I think about dropping everything and just moving to the woods all the time.

Yup.

pals commune???

Like that movie into the wild? I watched it with  my mom, who's bedridden,  and said that that dude's a fucking boss, she said he was an idiot.

Please.

[finknoos]

At a movie theater which arm rest is yours? left or right?

Since bread is square, then why is sandwich meat round?

Do siamese twins pay for one ticket or two tickets when they go to movies and concerts?

Why do we sing "Rock a bye baby" to lull a baby to sleep when the song is about putting your baby in a tree and letting the wind crash the cradle on the ground?

[Justis]

do fat guys sit down when they pee since their diet gives them a belly that covers their ever shrinking penis
i really hope the gipper is my teacher

[Perro Mojado]

i took the biggest shit im pretty sure i ever have earlier today, and like 10 minutes ago i took another one, which was also unexpectedly huge. im wondering how this happened.

in before something along the lines of "its because youre full of shit"

Sometimes when i eat mini wheats in the morning i have this happen.
It's like an intestinal snow plow going to work on a winter of feces.

I usually skate retarded better on those days,
eat wheaties dude.
Your colon will dig it.

You guys better start making those helmets I posted in the other page.



UFO Mothership & Fleet Over London UK 24th June 2011 (Credit alymc01) [HD]

wich ones i wants sum

http://www.stopabductions.com/

Cthulhu is helping you help yourself to avoid the probing of the anus practiced far and wide across the milky way by our neighboring aliens.
It's worth the 30 bones, ask my anus.


As a fucking bonus on top of all of this shit right here dude, you'll have the best helmet in the whole park when you go shredding.


You'll be killing it in style.

thank you pabst you saved my life making one right now

[Beeda Weeda]

why do skinny black guys always date fat blonde chicks?

[Ronald Wilson Reagan]

i took the biggest shit im pretty sure i ever have earlier today, and like 10 minutes ago i took another one, which was also unexpectedly huge. im wondering how this happened.

in before something along the lines of "its because youre full of shit"

Best feeling ever. I feel like I can take deeper and fuller breaths after a shit like that.

[The Poster Formerly Known As Crass]

Where will I move after I finish college?

[GISM]

Should I send more power of a sneeze through my nose than my mouth? Less ACHOO and more nose-cleaning.

[Justis]

why do skinny black guys always date fat blonde chicks?

[chrisathans]

Is there a cartoon where the characters clothes change every episode?

forreal. i wonder dude.
probably not

[frank gerwer's nose]

Is it better to care too much or to be totally apathetic?

[Bobbito]

Pondered how I'm gonna get my funds up to move to New York next month. Also pondered what to text this girl that drives me absolutely insane. And I pondered what I want to get for beer today since the store will be closed tomorrow.

[CigaretteBeer]

I have been pondering death. I wonder if the soul survives or if you just rot. It doesn't really matter but I am pondering this because my grandfather just died.

I would hope being dead is something like this scene and you're always on cosmic morphine http://youtu.be/Qrl3n2ZtK2E

[sprayTAN101]

At a movie theater which arm rest is yours? left or right?

Since bread is square, then why is sandwich meat round?

Do siamese twins pay for one ticket or two tickets when they go to movies and concerts?

Why do we sing "Rock a bye baby" to lull a baby to sleep when the song is about putting your baby in a tree and letting the wind crash the cradle on the ground?

just guessing:

1) i would assume your left (right in england), at least your "date" or table partner is traditionally the one sitting to your right if youre a guy. (left in england).

2) in norway you get square sandwich meat, but. meat rolls are traditionally made of rolled up and tied meat. its round.

3) two(?)

4) dunno.

[daddy]

At a movie theater which arm rest is yours? left or right?

Since bread is square, then why is sandwich meat round?

Do siamese twins pay for one ticket or two tickets when they go to movies and concerts?

Why do we sing "Rock a bye baby" to lull a baby to sleep when the song is about putting your baby in a tree and letting the wind crash the cradle on the ground?

just guessing:

1) i would assume your left (right in england), at least your "date" or table partner is traditionally the one sitting to your right if youre a guy. (left in england).

2) in norway you get square sandwich meat, but. meat rolls are traditionally made of rolled up and tied meat. its round.

3) two(?)

4) dunno.

1.) I think you can take whatever you want, if the person next to you tries to put their arm up, just try and hold their hand. They'll move their arm.

2.)Bread starts our as a lump of dough, which is hard to shape, unless you put it in a pan, which most normal sandwich bread is. So it takes the shape of the pan. Unless it's more rustic style, then dough is just placed in an oven and grows into a disc type thing. Also, sandwich meat is just big pieces of meat that are cooked/cured and sometimes can be kind of oval shaped like the bread of a turkey.. it's all different.

3.) I think that it depends on how may chair's they'd need. Like if they are connected at the head, they'd need two seats, but if they were sharing one ass, they'd only need one ticket.

4.)Probably because the gentle tune is soothing to the baby. The lyrics don't really matter. It is weird thogh.

[Doogie Howser Ph.D.]

Would a new Star Wars movie be fucking great or fucking terrible like 2 and 3

[stef]

Is there a cartoon where the characters clothes change every episode?

forreal. i wonder dude.
probably not

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/As_Told_by_Ginger
"The series was noted for its storylines, character development and the fact that the characters change outfits each time a new day comes."

[ChildOfTheBurbs]

Kids kill skateboarding.

[The Poster Formerly Known As Crass]

Would a new Star Wars movie be fucking great or fucking terrible like 2 and 3

You forgot episode 1.

I think it would be good if Lucas got rid of everything being CGI and listen to inputs of others. 1, 2, and 3 had potential to be really good films, but Lucas failed. Well 2 and 3 are tolerable, 1 is just annoying.

[Truancy]

Kids kill skateboarding.

Aren't you like 11?

[finknoos]

Kids kill skateboarding.

Aren't you like 11?

and thats more of a statement that a pondering