Things You Pondered Today

[Mr. Faggot]

So a girl finally talked to you and now you're posting about it on slap?

[ice nine]

U finally smeared feces on ur face and now post about it on slap?

[The Poster Formerly Known As Crass]

How can you tell if someone can sing?

A few customers have said I have a nice voice for singing, but I dont see my voice sounding any different form anyone else.

[weedpop]

How can you tell if someone can sing?

A few customers have said I have a nice voice for singing, but I dont see my voice sounding any different form anyone else.

Well, have you tried actually singing? You can't tell just from talking because that has nothing to do with your ability to identify and keep pitch. If you know any musicians, sing for them and ask their opinion.

[finknoos]

Whatever happened to that appleyard part that was supposed to come out a while ago?

[Beeda Weeda]

life, i wonder, is it gonna take me under?

[Cosme]

Whatever happened to that appleyard part that was supposed to come out a while ago?

Maybe that Frankie Martinez kid that he hired as his own personal filmer realized that he wasn't been paid enough and kidnapped the footy or maybe Appleyard started smoking again or... whatever, blame it on Element.

[ttching!]

How do mer-people reproduce?  Are mermen swimming around with hidden units inside their bodies, like whales do, ready to harpoon some mer-poon when its hot and ready, or do the mermaids simply lay a bunch of eggs in a shell and then the mermen swim up nut all over them like fishes do?

[Bronson]

life, i wonder, is it gonna take me under?

I dont know.

[MuchasGracias]

Could a dog and a cat fuck and make a cat-dog/dog-cat or dat or a cog?

[baconeggandcheese]

Could a dog and a cat fuck and make a cat-dog/dog-cat or dat or a cog?

seriously?

[brycickle]

Could a dog and a cat fuck and make a cat-dog/dog-cat or dat or a cog?

seriously?

Obviously the answer is yes.

[weedpop]

Cat's and dogs are too genetically dissimilar to mate successfully; you would almost never find a cat and a dog getting it on the wild anyway due to different mating patterns. Hybridization can only occur between animals of the same species or at least of the same order, and even this has only been achieved artificially as far as I know.

[brent]

cat and dog dna just won't splice

[brycickle]

Whatever dude. I'm taking nickelodeon's side on this one.

[ice nine]

you dont see as much cat porn as dog in the mainstream beastiality world

[weedpop]

^ Dog's have bigger dicks I guess? Which would make horses like the Mandingos of the bestiality scene. Dick size discrimination runs deep in the porn industry I guess.

Whatever dude. I'm taking nickelodeon's side on this one.

Except that cat/dog has obviously been surgically spliced together in a lab, reverse human centipede style. WHERE ARE THE TAILS I ask you!?

[ttching!]

If Lucas is the French Mariano, is Ishod the American Bastien?

[ttching!]

Why did they end Heath's Sight Unseen part with the tailslide and not the front blunt fakie?

[chockfullofthat]

Was "The Virgin Suicides" a good movie?  Why did he leave her on the football field?  Why did they all kill themselves at the end instead of running away and becoming movie stars...or at least porn stars?  Why did the dad start talking to plants?  I feel unsatisfied about it.

Do I have what it takes to drunkenly float down the Mississippi River without getting arrested, maimed, killed, or sold to sex traffickers even though I've never been in the scouts/nor watched enough Survivor Man.

Is this Xanax working?

[ROCKxADIO420]

If Lucas is the French Mariano, is Ishod the American Bastien?

this is a terrible comparison

[escapistfool]

If you were on a plane going the speed of sound and walked from the back of the plane to the front, would you be walking faster than the speed of sound?

[friendly dave]

On a grand scheme yes. The same way that in the grand scheme you're moving a half kilometer per second just spinning with the rotation of the earth. You yourself however will only be moving as fast as you are in relation to your base of gravity. Where your feet are planted essentially.

[escapistfool]

On a grand scheme yes. The same way that in the grand scheme you're moving a half kilometer per second just spinning with the rotation of the earth. You yourself however will only be moving as fast as you are in relation to your base of gravity. Where your feet are planted essentially.

Thanks dave, honestly that question was killing me the whole day.

[Mad Lauder]

How do mer-people reproduce?  Are mermen swimming around with hidden units inside their bodies, like whales do, ready to harpoon some mer-poon when its hot and ready, or do the mermaids simply lay a bunch of eggs in a shell and then the mermen swim up nut all over them like fishes do?

this was on a futurama episode that ive seen atleast 3 times but cant remember what the mermaid said.

[Joust Ostrich]

When was the last time I saw a Black Label board?  I really can't recall.  It has been since before they went to Blitz.  How are they still in Bizzo?  I'd ride one, possibly, but I sure haven't seen one.

[bakingsoda]

I wonder if mass mounts of ear wax - like a pound of it - would be a versitile material. Maybe we could make pottery or sculptures out of it, would it dry and harden? Or what about actually making a candle with it, would it smell?

Would harvesting ear wax from one person to the next produce different pliability which maybe more desired depending on its use and then would a rating system to meassure this be issued when it's being packaged for purchase.

[Joust Ostrich]

Where the fuck is my wallet?

I remember asking myself, "do you think I'm going to remember that I put this here"?

But this morning, I sure didn't.

[ttching!]

How is Supra not out in front on producing these?

[MuchasGracias]

Is there a drug that contains all drugs inside it, kinda like the drug on Scanner Darkly?