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« Reply #90 on: July 04, 2011, 02:59:23 PM »

How did Hellen Keller learn how to talk when she couldn't hear the way letters sound? She was blind too so it's not like she could read lips.
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« Reply #91 on: July 04, 2011, 03:09:03 PM »

How did Hellen Keller learn how to talk when she couldn't hear the way letters sound? She was blind too so it's not like she could read lips.
i'm pretty sure she never learned how to talk...
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« Reply #92 on: July 04, 2011, 03:14:03 PM »

Now I'm pondering what sex is like with a deaf girl
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« Reply #93 on: July 04, 2011, 03:29:06 PM »

She did talk. Her first word was Water.
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« Reply #94 on: July 04, 2011, 03:30:40 PM »

is it possible to have a crap and a wank at the same time? and is it called "having a crank"?
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« Reply #95 on: July 04, 2011, 04:05:33 PM »

While we're on it...

How do blind people know when they're done wiping?
I can only come to the conclusion that they have a spotter follow them into the can... But can you trust your spotter? How can you determine the grit of their character, at least enough to trust them with the cleanliness of your asshole? I feel there could be nothing worse than walking around with a crusty, stinking anus all day because some liar told you that you were in the clear after a power dook...
So yeah...
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« Reply #96 on: July 04, 2011, 05:04:17 PM »

Now I'm pondering what sex is like with a deaf girl

the way they portrayed it in i hope they serve beer in hell was awesome
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« Reply #97 on: July 04, 2011, 10:33:04 PM »

right now i'm pondering if ponder has to be a question or could it just be a thought, reflection, etc. and now that i use etc. i'm wondering if i used it right.. hmmm
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« Reply #98 on: July 05, 2011, 12:40:37 AM »

is it possible to have a crap and a wank at the same time? and is it called "having a crank"?

yep my friends done it for some reason, got really drunk and we convinced him to do it with minimal effort, they did it running on jackass too
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« Reply #99 on: July 05, 2011, 12:57:31 AM »

Do british people call there mothers mom or mum(like mummy)?.

we say and write mum


my simple stoner mind led me to thinking "if you dont have a full time hobby like skating or whatever... what do normal people do in their free time?" because all my friends who dont skate just sit arround in various places

I ask myself that all the time - What do normal people do?
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« Reply #100 on: July 05, 2011, 01:39:05 AM »

Do british people call there mothers mom or mum(like mummy)?.

we say and write mum


my simple stoner mind led me to thinking "if you dont have a full time hobby like skating or whatever... what do normal people do in their free time?" because all my friends who dont skate just sit arround in various places

I ask myself that all the time - What do normal people do?
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« Reply #101 on: July 05, 2011, 01:41:43 AM »

Greg Ostertag... Inbred Jed?
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« Reply #102 on: July 05, 2011, 02:10:50 AM »

No dice...

I'm the poster formerly known as "Bloody Spewman."

I'm a poster of Drew Bledsoe in '98


Really though, I take that as a compliment. Jed is (was? is he gone) a good poster..
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« Reply #103 on: July 05, 2011, 02:22:22 AM »

yeah, jed focused... well then, take it as a compliment for your posts
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« Reply #104 on: July 05, 2011, 02:59:10 AM »

Yes, sir. Right away.
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« Reply #105 on: July 05, 2011, 03:59:43 AM »

why do rappers like saying their own name so much?

what would happen if the whole internet shut down for a week?

what do blind peoples dreams look like?

how long till people are doing flip to grinds up rails?

will the berrics ever dissapear?
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« Reply #106 on: July 05, 2011, 10:27:56 AM »

if I was really into a retarded chick, would it be wrong to try to fuck her?
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« Reply #107 on: July 05, 2011, 11:02:27 AM »

 
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« Reply #108 on: July 05, 2011, 11:11:01 AM »

what would happen if the whole internet shut down for a week?


The Onion Movie- Internet Crash
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« Reply #109 on: July 05, 2011, 07:18:32 PM »

if I was really into a retarded chick, would it be wrong to try to fuck her?
I was gonna say something like it isn't wrong and retards need love too but now I'm wondering if there are any sexy retards out there.
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« Reply #110 on: July 05, 2011, 08:35:07 PM »

What if all you guys speak/type in an alien language thats normal to you and my brain/eyes filter it into this thing called english. You guys wont understand this because your eyes are filtering it into the special language for you which you think is normal but your the only one that speaks it is you
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« Reply #111 on: July 05, 2011, 09:35:13 PM »

While we're on it...

How do blind people know when they're done wiping?
I can only come to the conclusion that they have a spotter follow them into the can... But can you trust your spotter? How can you determine the grit of their character, at least enough to trust them with the cleanliness of your asshole? I feel there could be nothing worse than walking around with a crusty, stinking anus all day because some liar told you that you were in the clear after a power dook...
So yeah...

I would think that they just wipe til it starts to hurt.  But it probably doesn't matter because they can't see their underwear anyway, and probably aren't getting laid... Undecided
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« Reply #112 on: July 05, 2011, 09:45:07 PM »

While we're on it...

How do blind people know when they're done wiping?
I can only come to the conclusion that they have a spotter follow them into the can... But can you trust your spotter? How can you determine the grit of their character, at least enough to trust them with the cleanliness of your asshole? I feel there could be nothing worse than walking around with a crusty, stinking anus all day because some liar told you that you were in the clear after a power dook...
So yeah...


I would think that they just wipe til it starts to hurt.  But it probably doesn't matter because they can't see their underwear anyway, and probably aren't getting laid... Undecided


http://pornfortheblind.org/
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« Reply #113 on: July 06, 2011, 02:11:58 PM »

if I was really into a retarded chick, would it be wrong to try to fuck her?
I was gonna say something like it isn't wrong and retards need love too but now I'm wondering if there are any sexy retards out there.

My friend and I had this discussion while on a road trip. It got super in-depth. And then we talked about fucking amputees and autistic girls.



I said yes to all three.
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« Reply #114 on: July 06, 2011, 06:20:10 PM »

if I was really into a retarded chick, would it be wrong to try to fuck her?
I was gonna say something like it isn't wrong and retards need love too but now I'm wondering if there are any sexy retards out there.

My friend and I had this discussion while on a road trip. It got super in-depth. And then we talked about fucking amputees and autistic girls.



I said yes to all three.
I can't see sex with an autistic girl being very good at all. Amputees could be interesting. I thought about this a lot when Paul McCartney was married to one. I bet all sorts of new positions would open up with one leg out of the way. I think double amputee might make things difficult.
But does anything go with a retarded girl? Can I paint my penis like a lollipop and tell her to keep licking until the special sauce comes out?
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« Reply #115 on: July 06, 2011, 07:48:19 PM »

do guys dudes say they've lost their virginity if they fuck another guy in the butt?
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« Reply #116 on: July 06, 2011, 08:21:36 PM »

do guys dudes say they've lost their virginity if they fuck another guy in the butt?

What does being gay have to do with it? You could ask the same exact thing of a straight guy fucking a girl in the butt for his first time.
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« Reply #117 on: July 06, 2011, 08:45:04 PM »

after class today i wondered what was really the point of all this obsession with getting ahead in life? whatever we achieve ultimately doesn't matter, and really, if i can keep skating, i can see myself being just as happy working as a bus driver or some shit, but then i wondered if i didn't skate and didn't have something to look forward to and strive at would i put all my energy into accumulating wealth and status? i think pot would've slowed me down regardless though haha.

also, how do countries run? it seems like most of them are in debt and are built on empires of credit, what the fuck is going to happen in like 40-50 years? im really excited to see how our world unfolds, because this is like the age where we started having technology as our bitch.
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« Reply #118 on: July 06, 2011, 08:50:58 PM »

my dad wants me to do something really kooky
i wonder if i should he seemed pretty hyped on it
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« Reply #119 on: July 07, 2011, 01:07:52 AM »

after class today i wondered what was really the point of all this obsession with getting ahead in life? whatever we achieve ultimately doesn't matter, and really, if i can keep skating, i can see myself being just as happy working as a bus driver or some shit, but then i wondered if i didn't skate and didn't have something to look forward to and strive at would i put all my energy into accumulating wealth and status? i think pot would've slowed me down regardless though haha.

also, how do countries run? it seems like most of them are in debt and are built on empires of credit, what the fuck is going to happen in like 40-50 years? im really excited to see how our world unfolds, because this is like the age where we started having technology as our bitch.

id say this is the age where we are technologys bitch
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