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« Reply #480 on: February 29, 2012, 06:39:38 PM »

This might sound weird but, we only use part of our brain. Why is the useless part their. so their has to be a way to access it. (im kind of a science nerd)


Evidently not much of one. That's an urban legend.
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« Reply #481 on: February 29, 2012, 06:42:05 PM »

Is something going down in 2012?

Are the Illuminati eventually going to take over?

what happened to tupac?

Who saw a chicken lay and egg and had the thought to eat it?
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« Reply #482 on: March 14, 2012, 09:00:06 AM »

if you go to a gas station and give them more than enough money to fill up your gas tank in cash, can you go back inside and get the rest back? legit question
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« Reply #483 on: March 14, 2012, 11:44:08 AM »

if you go to a gas station and give them more than enough money to fill up your gas tank in cash, can you go back inside and get the rest back? legit question

Yeah, you can.
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« Reply #484 on: March 14, 2012, 02:55:26 PM »

Is something going down in 2012?

Are the Illuminati eventually going to take over?

what happened to tupac?

Who saw a chicken lay and egg and had the thought to eat it?
Evolution. Our genetic ancestors were most likely omnivores as well, and probably scavenged to survive throughout history, which probably meant some somewhere down the line bit into one.
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« Reply #485 on: March 18, 2012, 03:14:27 AM »

girlfriend tried to arouse me through the buttocks whilst performing fellatio on me....
1)where did she get this idea? (because it certainly wasn't from me) &
2)am i down for that?
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« Reply #486 on: March 18, 2012, 02:42:16 PM »

1) cosmo
2) yes
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« Reply #487 on: March 18, 2012, 10:19:05 PM »

girlfriend tried to arouse me through the buttocks whilst performing fellatio on me....
1)where did she get this idea? (because it certainly wasn't from me) &
2)am i down for that?

This is vauge, but im going to assume you mean "between".

And try anything at least once.
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« Reply #488 on: March 28, 2012, 02:19:39 PM »

Why do city bus drivers have to wear cargo pants?  You'd think 5 pockets is enough for a wallet and pair of driving gloves.
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« Reply #489 on: April 01, 2012, 10:21:47 AM »

Does there exist obese horses? If so I want to see it.

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« Reply #490 on: April 01, 2012, 10:57:44 AM »

Cannibal Corpse.
Do they mean the corpse of a cannibal or the corpse of someone eaten/killed by a cannibal?

I think its a corpse which/who eats either humans or other corpses. Jim Carrey would probably give a better answer, though.
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« Reply #491 on: April 01, 2012, 03:32:43 PM »

This might sound weird but, we only use part of our brain. Why is the useless part their. so their has to be a way to access it. (im kind of a science nerd)


Evidently not much of one. That's an urban legend.
At least there was no claim to being a grammar nerd.
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« Reply #492 on: April 02, 2012, 05:00:35 PM »

Is someone going to bring donuts to work tomorrow?
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« Reply #493 on: April 02, 2012, 05:07:27 PM »

Can you file your taxes after the year has passed? As in doing 2010 now? What is the cost/penalty?
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« Reply #494 on: April 02, 2012, 05:19:54 PM »

^I often ponder who the girl in your sig is and how I can meet her and touch her soft parts.
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« Reply #495 on: April 03, 2012, 02:19:29 PM »

Can you file your taxes after the year has passed? As in doing 2010 now? What is the cost/penalty?

i think you can for up to 5 previous years in Canada. do not cite me as your only source though, i could be way off
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« Reply #496 on: April 03, 2012, 02:39:33 PM »

Why do I keep watching The King Of Queens if it never makes me laugh.
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« Reply #497 on: April 04, 2012, 03:13:33 PM »

Why does Neil Blender get so little recognition for Alien Workshop? How come they don't bring him back and pay him a decent salary to do graphics? Sneak in a board or 8 a season?
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« Reply #498 on: April 04, 2012, 06:46:52 PM »

fucking infinity.

ight so, take the set of integers: -infinity... -2, -1, 0, 1, 2... infinity

right? how many integers are there? an infinite amount, yes good, you're with me.

now, how many real numbers are there between 0 and 1? well there's infinitely many real numbers between 0 and 1. any number you can conceive of between 0 and 1 can be divided by 10 and it's smaller, this goes on infinitely.

so, if there are infinitely many integers, and there are infinitely many real numbers between any two integers that aren't the same number, that means that although there are an infinite amount of integers, and there are an infinite amount of real numbers, but there are obviously more real numbers than integers, though they both go on to infinity in both directions.

basically, some infinities are bigger than others
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« Reply #499 on: April 04, 2012, 06:51:21 PM »

fucking infinity.

ight so, take the set of integers: -infinity... -2, -1, 0, 1, 2... infinity

right? how many integers are there? an infinite amount, yes good, you're with me.

now, how many real numbers are there between 0 and 1? well there's infinitely many real numbers between 0 and 1. any number you can conceive of between 0 and 1 can be divided by 10 and it's smaller, this goes on infinitely.

so, if there are infinitely many integers, and there are infinitely many real numbers between any two integers that aren't the same number, that means that although there are an infinite amount of integers, and there are an infinite amount of real numbers, but there are obviously more real numbers than integers, though they both go on to infinity in both directions.

basically, some infinities are bigger than others


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« Reply #500 on: April 04, 2012, 09:01:32 PM »

fucking infinity.

ight so, take the set of integers: -infinity... -2, -1, 0, 1, 2... infinity

right? how many integers are there? an infinite amount, yes good, you're with me.

now, how many real numbers are there between 0 and 1? well there's infinitely many real numbers between 0 and 1. any number you can conceive of between 0 and 1 can be divided by 10 and it's smaller, this goes on infinitely.

so, if there are infinitely many integers, and there are infinitely many real numbers between any two integers that aren't the same number, that means that although there are an infinite amount of integers, and there are an infinite amount of real numbers, but there are obviously more real numbers than integers, though they both go on to infinity in both directions.

basically, some infinities are bigger than others


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Georg_Cantor

He called them "transfinite." http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Transfinite_number
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« Reply #501 on: April 04, 2012, 09:28:50 PM »

fucking infinity.

ight so, take the set of integers: -infinity... -2, -1, 0, 1, 2... infinity

right? how many integers are there? an infinite amount, yes good, you're with me.

now, how many real numbers are there between 0 and 1? well there's infinitely many real numbers between 0 and 1. any number you can conceive of between 0 and 1 can be divided by 10 and it's smaller, this goes on infinitely.

so, if there are infinitely many integers, and there are infinitely many real numbers between any two integers that aren't the same number, that means that although there are an infinite amount of integers, and there are an infinite amount of real numbers, but there are obviously more real numbers than integers, though they both go on to infinity in both directions.

basically, some infinities are bigger than others


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Georg_Cantor

He called them "transfinite." http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Transfinite_number


Infinity is such a good discussion. I've read some stuff on sacred geometry and it's pretty interesting. It tripped me out, how you can start by drawing an

X

Then put a square or rectangle around it and you've got a hallway going forever.



See the X ? Crazy...
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« Reply #502 on: April 05, 2012, 12:11:45 AM »

Anybody else think of a poster as being his avatar or sig? When I see 5inchdick post I can't help but picture him as a guy with a weird self-image and bad tattoo. Does that mean there is anyone out there that imagines me to be a dude with glasses and a bow tie?
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« Reply #503 on: April 05, 2012, 12:27:16 AM »

infinity is infinity. there are exactly as many nanoseconds as there are centuries in infinity
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« Reply #504 on: April 05, 2012, 01:15:20 AM »

what actually happned to COTG
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« Reply #505 on: April 05, 2012, 02:06:19 AM »

Anybody else think of a poster as being his avatar or sig? When I see 5inchdick post I can't help but picture him as a guy with a weird self-image and bad tattoo. Does that mean there is anyone out there that imagines me to be a dude with glasses and a bow tie?

Haha I do the exact same thing and do picture you as that guy. I remember when Fink (just remembered this one as his post is above me) changed his avatar from the Pope and it really fucked with me as I pictured him as the pope sitting there typing away
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« Reply #506 on: April 05, 2012, 08:00:32 AM »

i picture you as that guy as well
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« Reply #507 on: April 05, 2012, 08:05:03 AM »

infinity is infinity. there are exactly as many nanoseconds as there are centuries in infinity

No.
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« Reply #508 on: April 05, 2012, 07:42:39 PM »

where am i
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« Reply #509 on: April 05, 2012, 08:00:49 PM »

Anybody else think of a poster as being his avatar or sig? When I see 5inchdick post I can't help but picture him as a guy with a weird self-image and bad tattoo. Does that mean there is anyone out there that imagines me to be a dude with glasses and a bow tie?

Always.
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