Things your girlfriend does that is weak or sucks!

[GISM]

"yes, yes it's all about sex. if it wasn't you'd be at best a friend but not my "best friend" because you don't think farts are funny, hate wu tang clan, don't skate and don't like video games. it's the sex that changes all that and puts you on top and sex is why i approached you in the first place."

they know this is true themselves so no point in lying about it. that's how you end up being one of the miserable guys who are married to a fat chic that doesn't give head. if they know you are only there because the sex is good, it might stay good. you don't make that clear, better start practicing your "yes dear" because you are going to need it.

Everybody knows this batshit woman. In the episode her husband says he lost his V-Card to her.

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[dankradschwag]

gives terrible blowjobs and isnt on birth control, condoms suck

[brycickle]

Four years and still no blow job. She won't even let ME go down on her anymore. Frustration.

[Beer Keg Peg Leg]

dude........

[BriDen]

Four years and still no blow job. She won't even let ME go down on her anymore. Frustration.

[ProjectBluebeam]

"yes, yes it's all about sex. if it wasn't you'd be at best a friend but not my "best friend" because you don't think farts are funny, hate wu tang clan, don't skate and don't like video games. it's the sex that changes all that and puts you on top and sex is why i approached you in the first place."

they know this is true themselves so no point in lying about it. that's how you end up being one of the miserable guys who are married to a fat chic that doesn't give head. if they know you are only there because the sex is good, it might stay good. you don't make that clear, better start practicing your "yes dear" because you are going to need it.

This is very important because of...

This.
 

Four years and still no blow job. She won't even let ME go down on her anymore. Frustration.

get her on the program!!

[pugmaster]

life is too short to deal with a selfish bitch like that.  get rid of that.

[Anthony]

Four years and still no blow job. She won't even let ME go down on her anymore. Frustration.

this is a joke right?

[dankradschwag]

yeah the no blowjob thing is pretty lame

[codithou]

Four years and still no blow job. She won't even let ME go down on her anymore. Frustration.

This thread just turned from pretty funny to very sad. You must explain to us why you are still with her.

[Matze]

a friend of mine has the same problem. I would break up.

[Narcissus]

a friend of mine has the same problem. I would break up.

Yeah...That shit's weak, bro. I got a homie whose girlf just won't do it, ever. So harsh. If it weren't for the frequent blowjays, I'd have fired my lady out the window ages ago.

[Sleazy]

gnarly head has to be essential for any girl to even be considered as a girl friend.

you have to keep in mind that when dating you are getting the best your girl has to offer in these departments. you might move the freaky needle a little but it's really hard and probably won't stick. over the years the quality of service and service availability will tend to decline. the same way that the frequency of flowers and other random act of romance will from your side. because of this you need to make sure that you only seriously consider candidates who seem possed with an unnatural jizz lust. that will translate in to decent head after you've been married for 10 years and are in the "come on baby, help me out" stage of married life.

and that's not even getting into things like pregnacy and "that time of month." dome is your only savior. to even consider a girl who doesn't is insanity. it'd be like a girl dating a guy who lives with his parents and has no ambition. sooner or later that's not going to work out.

just make sure that she knows about your favorite wine from the start and you'll be heading in the right direction





and if she has hot friends you might want to get a bottle of this too

[alrightythen]

Four years and still no blow job. She won't even let ME go down on her anymore. Frustration.

wat?

[daddy]

gnarly head has to be essential for any girl to even be considered as a girl friend.

you have to keep in mind that when dating you are getting the best your girl has to offer in these departments. you might move the freaky needle a little but it's really hard and probably won't stick. over the years the quality of service and service availability will tend to decline. the same way that the frequency of flowers and other random act of romance will from your side. because of this you need to make sure that you only seriously consider candidates who seem possed with an unnatural jizz lust. that will translate in to decent head after you've been married for 10 years and are in the "come on baby, help me out" stage of married life.

and that's not even getting into things like pregnacy and "that time of month." dome is your only savior. to even consider a girl who doesn't is insanity. it'd be like a girl dating a guy who lives with his parents and has no ambition. sooner or later that's not going to work out.

just make sure that she knows about your favorite wine from the start and you'll be heading in the right direction





and if she has hot friends you might want to get a bottle of this too

I've actually had both those wines in the last few weeks. Except I had the Gnarly Head Cabernet. Not bad.

[Hexagon]

gnarly head has to be essential for any girl to even be considered as a girl friend.

you have to keep in mind that when dating you are getting the best your girl has to offer in these departments. you might move the freaky needle a little but it's really hard and probably won't stick. over the years the quality of service and service availability will tend to decline. the same way that the frequency of flowers and other random act of romance will from your side. because of this you need to make sure that you only seriously consider candidates who seem possed with an unnatural jizz lust. that will translate in to decent head after you've been married for 10 years and are in the "come on baby, help me out" stage of married life.

and that's not even getting into things like pregnacy and "that time of month." dome is your only savior. to even consider a girl who doesn't is insanity. it'd be like a girl dating a guy who lives with his parents and has no ambition. sooner or later that's not going to work out.

just make sure that she knows about your favorite wine from the start and you'll be heading in the right direction





and if she has hot friends you might want to get a bottle of this too

I've actually had both those wines in the last few weeks. Except I had the Gnarly Head Cabernet. Not bad.

for real, me too. had shartonayyyy and the cabernet, good stuff.

[Hexagon]

Four years and still no blow job. She won't even let ME go down on her anymore. Frustration.

whoa man. i'm really sorry to hear that.

[Narcissus]

New SLAP contest, two ways to win:

1. Get brycickle a blowjob.

2. Get a blowjob from brycickle's girlfriend.

Go!

[brycickle]

Four years and still no blow job. She won't even let ME go down on her anymore. Frustration.

This thread just turned from pretty funny to very sad. You must explain to us why you are still with her.

Because other than that, she's the best thing that's ever happened to me. Just saying there's a bit of frustration from my camp.

[Cadillac Ranch Dressing]

Four years and still no blow job. She won't even let ME go down on her anymore. Frustration.

This thread just turned from pretty funny to very sad. You must explain to us why you are still with her.

Because other than that, she's the best thing that's ever happened to me. Just saying there's a bit of frustration from my camp.

But y no blowie?

[brycickle]

Don't know what the issue is. I've brought it up a few times but she just changes the subject. It's not big enough of a deal for me to really push the issue.

[Reev]

[frank]

similar problem. but it's only been six months. i've had one, but never finished.. i'm wondering if that's what discouraged it. i just don't know how to ask.. ole boy just wants some mouf bidness

[Narcissus]

ole boy just wants some mouf bidness

That line has always worked for me.

[ticklefingers]

Don't know what the issue is. I've brought it up a few times but she just changes the subject. It's not big enough of a deal for me to really push the issue.

maybe your nuts stink.

[Nosferatu]

maybe bricyckle's manhood is just too gargantuan.

[The Bullet]

i was all hyped on Breaking Bad starting up again.  Me and my lady watched all 3 seasons together and loved it.  

The day before season 4 premiere she tells me "i don't want to watch that show anymore, it's to intense for me."   WHAT?  Ok, fine, I understand...sort of.
So I download the show and watch it by myself.  NO biggie.

Then I told her I watched it without her and she FLIPPED.  Got so mad.  Said I never think about her or consider her and should have asked her first before I watched it.  When I told her "you said you didn't want to watch it anymore" she said that didn't mean she didn't want to watch it if I watched it.  WTF?@#




oh yeah, and brycickle, dude, you missed you window.  IF they don't happen right away when the relationships is fresh, chances are it isn't gonna happen.   Jus sayin.

[jojo_fosho]

It's not big enough of a deal for me to really push the issue.

It really is.

[chuck d]

Four years and still no blow job. She won't even let ME go down on her anymore. Frustration.

This thread just turned from pretty funny to very sad. You must explain to us why you are still with her.

Because other than that, she's the best thing that's ever happened to me. Just saying there's a bit of frustration from my camp.

Not to diminish your addendum, but I think you should have shopped around.  I wish your camp the best of luck.  Sincerely.

[footlousey]

When she plays fighting video games she just mashes buttons hoping for the win.