Things your girlfriend does that is weak or sucks!

[Doctor Handsome]

I agree with the 18-25 thing. my girl is 8 years older than me... no kids. navy vet, divorcee, in school to be a mortician, fit, doesn't look the age, etc. But is a selfish tard. It's funny though as I chock most things in life up to.... calamity/misfortune. I find the hardest thing to deal with is a prior ex wanting me to assbang her and smoke weed together whilst knowing I'm on this "new" path of enlightenment... lol. It makes shit hard, and having this broad that condemns me for every infraction while pretending it's cool... is on thin ice. I like whats up with us, but damn, there is only so much bullshit you can handle.

Anyhow... is what it is. I find every response to this thread fun and super interesting. Dude's club... mayne'sss

I dare you to use more periods...... jesus christ I hate you so much. Stop making so many fucking threads... The only redeeming quality you've got is your John Candy avatar... and even that is barely stopping me from kicking your big dumb ass.

[Narcissus]

not existing

[basedhead]

fuck man i could write a damn paragraph up in this,
but instead, i will bullet.

-Taking out stress in her life on me
-Not giving it up on a regular basis (seriously, we all need to get laid sometimes)
-Bitching about bills when she lives at home with the folks and only has a cellphone and car insurance payment
-Wont swallow.
-Spends all this cheese on weed, clothes, insert other random shit, but when it comes to paying for anything involving the relationship she's instantly broke.
-Always feeling the need to talk on the phone, and half the time she is watching tv, calls me, then zones the fuck out when her show is back on.
-Watching TV every god damn day, seriously, fuck TV.
-Texting when we're doing anything together to the point where i can't even hold a conversation with her.
-Never wants to be on top, i hate doing all the work between the sheets

fucking god damn lazy bitches

[Stoeipoes]

She has a spiral thing in her pussy so she isn't on her period for a few years. that's awesome, but i feel the damn thing if i go deep and it doesn't feel nice.

other than that she's amazing. can be a little jealous, but I'm pretty hot so i understand.

My wife has the same thing it's called an IUD, and if you feel it during sex all she has to do is go back to the doctor that put it in and they will fix it.

I have the same "problem" too, but it's still better then wearing condoms.

the IUD is never a problem. consequence free, unlimited inside coming is what they are.

my lady has one and despite 5 days of menstrual douche baggery that brings pain that doubles her over, it's the greatest device created to exist in vaginal proximity- makes vibrators and extra broads seem almost weak- because my dick can fulfill its actual purpose- to spread worry free seed into a fertile twat.

one might argue that an IUD uterus doesn't leak side by side with a fertile twat however and maybe they're right....

. through intellectual prowess i am able to recognize that a fertile twat is essentially sterilized through IUD insertion., my erections aren't and biologically, that's what makes all the difference.

spreading seed feels fucking good. regardless of results

She still prefers cum over her body over a creampie. I don't mind.

[Greg Ostertag]

I like the piece of mind that comes with ejaculating externally. I see my load on her stomach/rump/chest/etc... and I can confidently say to myself: "Self... I gotta hand it to you man. There's alot of potential babies out there that would just hate for you to be their father, and you prevented them from happening. For that you deserve a beer."

[buttpirate]

ex:
cried because I was once ten minutes late to pick her up from her house.



C'MON YO

[Hexagon]

I agree with the 18-25 thing. my girl is 8 years older than me... no kids. navy vet, divorcee, in school to be a mortician, fit, doesn't look the age, etc. But is a selfish tard. It's funny though as I chock most things in life up to.... calamity/misfortune. I find the hardest thing to deal with is a prior ex wanting me to assbang her and smoke weed together whilst knowing I'm on this "new" path of enlightenment... lol. It makes shit hard, and having this broad that condemns me for every infraction while pretending it's cool... is on thin ice. I like whats up with us, but damn, there is only so much bullshit you can handle.

Anyhow... is what it is. I find every response to this thread fun and super interesting. Dude's club... mayne'sss

I dare you to use more periods...... jesus christ I hate you so much. Stop making so many fucking threads... The only redeeming quality you've got is your John Candy avatar... and even that is barely stopping me from kicking your big dumb ass.

It's a forum dumb fuck, creating threads/talking/contributing is what this is intended for. Till you start some decent threads or have anything noteworthy to say... fuck off. Besides shouldn't you be drinking your hamm's or blatz or whatever failure you call beer instead of posting here. Kick my asssss!?!??!  All I can do is laugh. Here got those periods for you:


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[Sleazy]

any of you guys ever heard of breaking up?

not trying to be a dick but seriously, why stay with crazy bitches longer than a day?

[Perro Mojado]

I agree with the 18-25 thing. my girl is 8 years older than me... no kids. navy vet, divorcee, in school to be a mortician, fit, doesn't look the age, etc. But is a selfish tard. It's funny though as I chock most things in life up to.... calamity/misfortune. I find the hardest thing to deal with is a prior ex wanting me to assbang her and smoke weed together whilst knowing I'm on this "new" path of enlightenment... lol. It makes shit hard, and having this broad that condemns me for every infraction while pretending it's cool... is on thin ice. I like whats up with us, but damn, there is only so much bullshit you can handle.

Anyhow... is what it is. I find every response to this thread fun and super interesting. Dude's club... mayne'sss

well someone is on their period
I dare you to use more periods...... jesus christ I hate you so much. Stop making so many fucking threads... The only redeeming quality you've got is your John Candy avatar... and even that is barely stopping me from kicking your big dumb ass.

It's a forum dumb fuck, creating threads/talking/contributing is what this is intended for. Till you start some decent threads or have anything noteworthy to say... fuck off. Besides shouldn't you be drinking your hamm's or blatz or whatever failure you call beer instead of posting here. Kick my asssss!?!??!  All I can do is laugh. Here got those periods for you:


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[Narcissus]

any of you guys ever heard of breaking up?

not trying to be a dick but seriously, why stay with crazy bitches longer than a day?

Because they will beat you up with a hair dryer if you try to leave.

And that's kind of sexy.

[Nosferatu]

How does what u just said differ from her just being on the pill?

If she takes the pill around the same time every day, or whatever her pill requires, then nothing.  There are just too many possibilities of this not happening though.  IUD is stress free.  Anyone who is hitting their girl's IUD should probably have her go tell her doctor.  Pretty sure that's not supposed to happen...

[vince the stud]

any of you guys ever heard of breaking up?

not trying to be a dick but seriously, why stay with crazy bitches longer than a day?

word of wisdom
crazy bich < single < fine girl

[daddy]

How does what u just said differ from her just being on the pill?

If she takes the pill around the same time every day, or whatever her pill requires, then nothing.� There are just too many possibilities of this not happening though.� IUD is stress free.� Anyone who is hitting their girl's IUD should probably have her go tell her doctor.� Pretty sure that's not supposed to happen...

The hormones in the pill made my girl crazy so she had to stop taking em, I'm wondering about this IUD.

Also, I think it was Pabst who had that big list of shit about his girlfriend... Quit that shit dude, you'll be so stoked.

[Kab]

She's always calling the cops on me if I get within 500 yards of her and calls me a "stalker".

I write her letters every day and I know she doesn't even read them because I've hid in a bush and watched her mailbox from across the street and she doesn't even pick up her mail anymore. We're going through a rough patch for sure but I still love her. 

[Mundungus]

Panic attacks and never pays for beer.

But other than that she's really fucking awesome.

[pica]

i showed my girlfriend this thread, and now she's pissed because all of you guys talk bad about your girls (and refer to them as bitches).

[jimi]

She says I miss you too damn much, leaves sticky notes on my car while I'm at work that say "I Love you," (I've been with the bitch for less than a month,) talks, brings her damn friend with her everywhere, and doesn't suck dick!

[Donkey Lips]

She says I miss you too damn much, leaves sticky notes on my car while I'm at work that say "I Love you," (I've been with the bitch for less than a month,) talks, brings her damn friend with her everywhere, and doesn't suck dick!

That's no good. You'll get your share from some juggalettes at The Gathering, my friend.

[GISM]

Putting on weight since I met her. Bums me out sometimes. I've tried looking at myself and saying "damn I'm getting bigger" but doesn't really work. Otherwise solid madam.

[Beeda Weeda]

Putting on weight since I met her. Bums me out sometimes. I've tried looking at myself and saying "damn I'm getting bigger" but doesn't really work. Otherwise solid madam.

dude, welcome to real life. women get into shape to find a man, they find a mand to get out of shape.

[Laestadius]

Dumping me.

[sophisto000]

can't admit when she's wrong

[baconeggandcheese]

any of you guys ever heard of breaking up?

not trying to be a dick but seriously, why stay with crazy bitches longer than a day?

Because they will beat you up with a hair dryer if you try to leave.

And that's kind of sexy.

its true!

[Inanimate Object]

I don't know, I hate that none of them can get along with me consistently. Stop making me feel weird and lonely, you cunts.

[William Jefferson Clinton]

Dumping me.

[ollienorth]

- clingy

- won't go on birth control

- guilt trips

but she's da bomb, on the real

[popsiclesandskatin]

When I have a boner and its stabbing her leg but she wont get the hint that I want some service.

[codithou]

yo all the time, sitting watching wheel of fortune or some shit, bitch starts crying im like whats wrong shes like nothing im fine

what the

lol

[Stoeipoes]

Right now after 5 hours of sleep im horny as creamy butter, and shes all "is this all about sex for you?" "no only when i want to fuck you."
Then i realized i want to fuck her all the damn time. Gimme yo pussy girl.

[Sleazy]

"yes, yes it's all about sex. if it wasn't you'd be at best a friend but not my "best friend" because you don't think farts are funny, hate wu tang clan, don't skate and don't like video games. it's the sex that changes all that and puts you on top and sex is why i approached you in the first place."

they know this is true themselves so no point in lying about it. that's how you end up being one of the miserable guys who are married to a fat chic that doesn't give head. if they know you are only there because the sex is good, it might stay good. you don't make that clear, better start practicing your "yes dear" because you are going to need it.