Wikipedia game

[sven thorkel]

207 BC: Chrysippus, a Greek stoic philosopher, is believed to have died of laughter after giving his donkey wine then seeing it attempt to eat figs.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Reptilians

[Ronald Wilson Reagan]

There are underground repitillian bases, apparently.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fred_Hampton#Death_following_Chicago_police_raid

[Facehead]

Fred Hampton is black and dead.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rodney_Mullen

[Ronald Wilson Reagan]

transplanted t-rex arms eh?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eric_Koston

[happenstance]

transplanted t-rex arms eh?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eric_Koston

Koston invented tricks that don't exist.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nauru

[Facehead]

Nauru is an island in Micronesia.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nagarjuna

[Beer Keg Peg Leg]

nagarjuna was an important buddhist teacher and philosopher.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Missing_white_woman_syndrome

[Facehead]

White people get bummed when their women get lost, but don't care too much for the browns.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Slap

[Ronald Wilson Reagan]

I learned:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Homestead_Strike

[Beer Keg Peg Leg]

i learned to hate carnegie steel

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/DMX_(rapper)

[happenstance]

I learned DMX likes to get in trouble

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Indonesian_invasion_of_East_Timor

Bonus points if you can figure out what this entry has to do with my profile pic.

[Facehead]

The U.N. was bummed when Indonesia invaded East Timor (and your profile pic is of Jose Ramos Horta, president of East Timor, which is strangely non-erotic for a profile pic on SLAP).

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Actias_luna

[happenstance]

The U.N. was bummed when Indonesia invaded East Timor (and your profile pic is of Jose Ramos Horta, president of East Timor, which is strangely non-erotic for a profile pic on SLAP).

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Actias_luna

You do have a red square for a profile pic. I am just a big fan of the guy and I also got to hang out with him once (though I was a fan before this happened). It was a weird scene - Crew of the largest Australian fishing magazine, Australian Playboy models, the son of the Filipino environmental minister (who spoke English more eloquently than myself), a German movie director and me for some reason.

As for your entry: When they emerge from their cocoons their wings are small and they enlarge them by pumping bodily fluids through them.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Negroponte (pay special attention to the Ambassador to Honduras section)

[Facehead]

I've never been in near proximity to any heads of state, but I did see a lunar moth (actius luna) once and it was one of the freakier things I've seen (they simply don't look real). My crimson square is more about getting attention and cheap eroticism than Che Guevara, and I truly drank too much wine to find Negroponte endearing. Long day.

Apparently Negroponte (a greek of all things!) knew about human rights abuses in Honduras while being the ambassador.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Skateboarding

 

[matt.]

i didnt know the u.s marines had drills where they used skating to get around inside buildings and what not.



http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bilderberg_Group

[L33Tg33k]

Confirmation that the common man has no power.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Common_misconceptions

[anderwv]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cat_burning

[Beeda Weeda]

i didnt want to learn abou thtat.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scott_Stapp#Legal_troubles

Stapp was questioned by his wife Jaclyn and got defensive and threw a bottle of Orangina at her

[David]

Confirmation that the common man has no power.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Common_misconceptions

I learned that the 'chubby buddha' is not really Buddha but a Chinese folk hero called 'Budai' who is supposed to be the incarnation of Maitreya, not Siddartha Gautama

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Liberation_theology

[Ronald Wilson Reagan]

Never knew liberation theology is specifically christian, which is ironic considering it implies christian privilege, despite supposedly being against privilege.

i didnt want to learn abou thtat.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scott_Stapp#Legal_troubles

Stapp was questioned by his wife Jaclyn and got defensive and threw a bottle of Orangina at her

C'mon man, this is Scott Stapp, you don't think he's drink Fanta do you? Besides, the ball shaped glass bottle has more accuracy.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Malcolm-Jamal_Warner

[matt.]

didnt know he directed music videos.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kush_(cannabis)

[The Poster Formerly Known As Crass]

Didn't know the punishment was so harsh, so fucked up.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bristol_Stool_Scale

[Facehead]

There are 7 different types of poo.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mark_Rogowski

[dankradschwag]

Gator's still got at least 7 years in jail

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia

[Facehead]

Wikipedia has over 3.7 million articles in English.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Reliability_of_Wikipedia

[Spike Hawke]

Charles Arthur in The Guardian said that "Wikipedia, and so many other online activities, show all the outward characteristics of a cult"

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Antidisestablishmentarianism

[Ronald Wilson Reagan]

wikipedia uses a 13 year old boy to record its American accent pronunciations
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Prostate_milking

[David]

damnit, gipper...

On the list of possible risks associated with fingerbanging your cornhole/'milking' your prostate is developing hemmorhoids

now to get my mind as far away as possible from Gipper's sexual deviancy.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Emerald_Tablet

[happenstance]

Isaac Newton translated the tablet. This fact would make this guy pretty happy:

My Man, Sir Isaac Newton	Small | Large

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Giovanni_Gentile

[sven thorkel]

Gentile was the self-described philosopher of fascism.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Assassins