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elcarlSD
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duh!
The movie we were waiting for....
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October 21, 2011, 04:59:47 PM »
hardflip is coming on 2012
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I?d Rather watch Dan Drehobl smiking than P-Rod skating...
planman
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Respect the classics man
Re: The movie we were waiting for....
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October 21, 2011, 05:10:29 PM »
please tell me that's not real, I can already tell it's going to be an embarassment to skateboaring
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Quote from: cody duuude on December 23, 2011, 04:03:01 PM
I saw your mom do a ollie to cooch drop straight down the big black pole, it was gnarly. she defiantly shut that shit down.
grimcity
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Re: The movie we were waiting for....
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October 21, 2011, 05:15:03 PM »
Fuck, it's real... I started Googling right when I saw that shit... there's a FaceBook but no trailer or anything.
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ShpotaSb
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Re: The movie we were waiting for....
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October 21, 2011, 05:18:15 PM »
What the hell is this
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Jive Turkey
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Re: The movie we were waiting for....
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October 21, 2011, 06:00:16 PM »
Can't wait. Skateboard movies are ALWAYS good.
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oyolar- " It's "than." "Then" is temporal, "than" is descriptive. "
teets- "temporal? like, its battered than fried? what the fuck are you talking about bro?!"
Pavementi
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Fuck it
Re: The movie we were waiting for....
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October 21, 2011, 06:02:14 PM »
You guys are so cynical, I'm sure this is the one movie that is totally going to nail it.
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Like Daewon said: if skateboarding is a ten story building, Rodney is on eleventh floor.
BraveUlysses
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I distinctly heard "niggity"
Re: The movie we were waiting for....
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October 21, 2011, 06:16:45 PM »
Goddamn this is the most cliche storyline ever. "What happens when your life takes a hard flip? Teenager Caleb Jones goes skateboarding. With no father in his life to guide him and his mother, Beth, working two jobs to make ends meet, Caleb believes nothing matters in life but becoming a sponsored skater to get him away from all his troubles. When his mother falls ill, Caleb is forced to deal with her illness and his lack of responsibility. Now on his own, he sets out to find the father he never knew when he stumbles upon some old love letters. Out of hurt and anger, Caleb reluctantly contacts his father Jack, who happened to live the next town over from him his entire life. Calebs only real friend, a crazy, homeless, street preacher named Ralph, speaks nuggets of Truth through Gods Word, guiding Caleb along his journey. Through the tragedy of his mothers illness and the sudden appearance of the father he never knew, Caleb becomes the man his mother always prayed hed be. Caleb is a story of what can happen when we let go of our anger and pain and willingness to forgive those whove hurt us most, just as God forgives us"
According to the Imdb page Brian Sumner, Christian Hosoi, and Luis Tolentino are all in it. Christian Hosoi might be playing himself since his character is named "Hosoi"
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TwisT
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this needs to be about 20% cooler...
Re: The movie we were waiting for....
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October 21, 2011, 06:23:29 PM »
...its no gleaming the cube
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Quote from: Will Easley on January 15, 2013, 08:29:07 PM
Bet if it were some popular whiteboy that was currently at the top of SLAP's Most Dickridden list, niggas would be like AWWW SHIT OMG FUCKING GNAR SKATER OF THE YEAR 2013 BLAH BLAH BLAH.
Jive Turkey
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Re: The movie we were waiting for....
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October 21, 2011, 06:27:57 PM »
Quote from: BraveUlysses on October 21, 2011, 06:16:45 PM
Caleb reluctantly contacts his father Jack, who happened to live the next town over from him his entire life.
How fucking pissed would you be after searching all over for him. "You live right fucking there?!"
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oyolar- " It's "than." "Then" is temporal, "than" is descriptive. "
teets- "temporal? like, its battered than fried? what the fuck are you talking about bro?!"
grayham
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OMG TMI ;-)
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October 21, 2011, 06:39:26 PM »
looks tight
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oyolar
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Re: The movie we were waiting for....
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October 21, 2011, 07:04:36 PM »
Quote from: Jive Turkey on October 21, 2011, 06:27:57 PM
Quote from: BraveUlysses on October 21, 2011, 06:16:45 PM
Caleb reluctantly contacts his father Jack, who happened to live the next town over from him his entire life.
How fucking pissed would you be after searching all over for him. "You live right fucking there?!"
He obviously must not have spent a lot of time looking for him.
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Quote from: whiteley on March 11, 2010, 09:56:22 PM
make your own meat spin!
MOYL
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Re: The movie we were waiting for....
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October 21, 2011, 07:10:27 PM »
Straight to dvd
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foureyedjim
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Re: The movie we were waiting for....
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October 21, 2011, 07:17:22 PM »
do another 180
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Prison Wallet
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I'm gonna break my leg off in your ass
Re: The movie we were waiting for....
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October 21, 2011, 07:31:13 PM »
Why the fuck isn't Kurk Cameron in this shit?
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BlackEye77
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Re: The movie we were waiting for....
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October 21, 2011, 07:39:32 PM »
Come on, look at some of the skate themed gems out there, where would we be w/o them? Thrashin', Gleaming The Cube, Skateboard, Deckdogz, Kids, Police Academy (3?), Lords of Dogtown, Paranoid Park, Freewheelin'...
Wait, nevermind. There was one good movie in there though...and I won't lie, I like to laugh at shit like Thrashin'. This hardflip shit just looks unwatchable, even for a laugh.
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landCow
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Re: The movie we were waiting for....
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October 21, 2011, 07:47:39 PM »
Quote from: foureyedjim on October 21, 2011, 07:17:22 PM
do another 180
sounds fucking horrible. but on the plus side I doubt anyone will see it.
i've always thought a skate movie could work and could be really good if it was in the same vein as stand by me. forget sponsorship and the "big contest" and the arch rival and the extreme! focus on the characters and their journey. maybe thats just me.
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Tarela
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Skeptical African Child
Re: The movie we were waiting for....
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October 21, 2011, 08:19:03 PM »
what happens when your life does a 180?
Fuckin skate switch
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Quote from: sfa on January 17, 2012, 05:36:26 PM
can't you just tell when a kid is a virgin. you can some how see it in their skating.
Magic Pizza
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Re: The movie we were waiting for....
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October 21, 2011, 08:31:47 PM »
This movie will directly affect us is by the phrase "hey, do a kickflip" being replaced by "hey, do a hardflip" in 2012.
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Made In China
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Re: The movie we were waiting for....
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October 21, 2011, 08:41:41 PM »
Paranoid Park was alright, but this looks like shit. I saw the ad and at first was conviced it's fake.
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Jive Turkey
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Re: The movie we were waiting for....
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October 21, 2011, 08:44:35 PM »
Quote from: oyolar on October 21, 2011, 07:04:36 PM
He obviously must not have spent a lot of time looking for him.
That or he is fucking retarded, either way I sympathized with his dad.
I am going to watch just to see if he cries when they finally meet... so I can laugh.
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oyolar- " It's "than." "Then" is temporal, "than" is descriptive. "
teets- "temporal? like, its battered than fried? what the fuck are you talking about bro?!"
Jive Turkey
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Re: The movie we were waiting for....
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October 21, 2011, 08:48:28 PM »
Quote from: Made In China on October 21, 2011, 08:41:41 PM
Paranoid Park was alright, but this looks like shit. I saw the ad and at first was conviced it's fake.
Paranoid Park brings two words to mind: "boring" and "pointless". I would even argue it wasn't a skateboard movie.
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oyolar- " It's "than." "Then" is temporal, "than" is descriptive. "
teets- "temporal? like, its battered than fried? what the fuck are you talking about bro?!"
happenstance
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Re: The movie we were waiting for....
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October 21, 2011, 08:56:02 PM »
Quote from: BraveUlysses on October 21, 2011, 06:16:45 PM
Goddamn this is the most cliche storyline ever. "What happens when your life takes a hard flip? Teenager Caleb Jones goes skateboarding. With no father in his life to guide him and his mother, Beth, working two jobs to make ends meet, Caleb believes nothing matters in life but becoming a sponsored skater to get him away from all his troubles. When his mother falls ill, Caleb is forced to deal with her illness and his lack of responsibility. Now on his own, he sets out to find the father he never knew when he stumbles upon some old love letters. Out of hurt and anger, Caleb reluctantly contacts his father Jack, who happened to live the next town over from him his entire life. Calebs only real friend, a crazy, homeless, street preacher named Ralph, speaks nuggets of Truth through Gods Word, guiding Caleb along his journey. Through the tragedy of his mothers illness and the sudden appearance of the father he never knew, Caleb becomes the man his mother always prayed hed be. Caleb is a story of what can happen when we let go of our anger and pain and willingness to forgive those whove hurt us most, just as God forgives us"
According to the Imdb page Brian Sumner, Christian Hosoi, and Luis Tolentino are all in it. Christian Hosoi might be playing himself since his character is named "Hosoi"
Ok, so this is most definitely a Christian movie. The people involved, the god lingo and the fact that the kid is riding a Jett board (Christian company). This is a whole extra layer of poop.
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spool of cord
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Re: The movie we were waiting for....
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October 21, 2011, 08:56:42 PM »
agreed that shit was one of the biggest wastes of life!
but this shit...damn I guess tolentino is one of these crazy believers too huh....we got fuckin christian punk rock, christian skate companies and now this shit. what a joke. when a movie is made about characters based (loosely) around the EMB era, let me know.
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Hercules Rockefeller
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October 21, 2011, 08:58:53 PM »
i hope its in 3D.
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Barry Dingle
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Re: The movie we were waiting for....
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October 21, 2011, 09:17:13 PM »
Looks like it's going to be 2 hours of lifestyle-hammers with clips of some guy doing hardflip-lip slides at the Venice Skatepark.
Quote from: elcarlSD on October 21, 2011, 04:59:47 PM
hardflip is coming on 2012
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Mouth
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Lick my love pump.
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October 21, 2011, 09:20:15 PM »
Hyped on this.
But it needs more Chad Fernandez.
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Barry Dingle
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October 21, 2011, 11:02:48 PM »
Another skate flick coming out 2012?
Murderflip, lame name for a foward flip.
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tobbe
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Re: The movie we were waiting for....
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Quote from: Mouth on October 21, 2011, 09:20:15 PM
Hyped on this.
But it needs more Chad Fernandez.
exactly what i was thinking!!
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cant stop
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Yeah!
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October 22, 2011, 01:11:01 AM »
YEAH! Cant wait!
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HK
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Re: The movie we were waiting for....
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October 22, 2011, 01:27:16 AM »
the pro's in it are all christian arent they?
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