Slap palS 2012 Fantasy Hoops.

[L.S]

just when i decided to stay up late and skip the autopick..
are you changing it three hours later now? there's no way i can do it at that time.
i need to know soon, cause i have to modify my autopick lists then.

[bentmode]

I still have everything set for 2 pm Pacific today. If the majority needs it moved to 5 I will do so. I need some kind of feedback soon though. Regardless have your auto picks set up just in case.

[L.S]

so..when will i know the time? i'd like to stay up for the draft but there's no point waiting if it's not in two hours.

[bentmode]

Draft at 2pm pacific today. Non participants need not fret. The trade machine wheels will start turning as soon as the draft is over and I'll present trade packages for disgruntled owners.

[Donkey Lips]

I set autodraft before I left and saw it picked Lebron. Fuck.

[Ernie McCracken]

I blew it, I had to give someone a ride who got in a car accident and missed out on the draft. But I'm pretty happy with what I got.

[L.S]

im not that happy with the results but at least i have double-double machine kevin love as my main man.
apparently my number one pg, mr. ellis is involved in some sort of sex scandal, it better not effect his effort on the court.

[kilgore.]

i blew it and missed it. cut me out.

[bentmode]

i blew it and missed it. cut me out.

Deleting your team would fuck up the scheduling. If you dont want to use your team I'll just let it okay out the season without making any roster changes.

[Blumpkinz]

im not that happy with the results but at least i have double-double machine kevin love as my main man.
apparently my number one pg, mr. ellis is involved in some sort of sex scandal, it better not effect his effort on the court.

Well I went ahead and blew it with the draft.   Everyone was like oh get your auto picks set up and I was all oh I will be by a computer by that time.  Well fuck me.  And then when I saw it I was going to see if you would be down for a trade for k.love.  But your hyped on him.  Once again, fuck me.

[lamfordie]

I like my team, I just feel like demar deroza isn't going to have a good year as they might have ranked him. But i do have a good core of team.

[lamfordie]

Hell yeah, both rondo and durant got me 30+ points, gonna straight kill it this season.

[bentmode]

Had to set up most peoples rosters who didn't seem to set up their rosters, except for kilgore's deceased team who's killing it. If I hit your roster and you wanted to keep certain people benched let me know so I dont do it again.

[Ernie McCracken]

Thanks for setting that up. With these back to back to backs I knew I was going to slack and miss out on managing my team

[Donkey Lips]

Got destroyed. Thanks Tyler.

[L.S]

shit, i was in the lead until the last round and lost by 50 points even if love had a great game.

[lamfordie]

shit, i was in the lead until the last round and lost by 50 points even if love had a great game.

Yeah I was surprised that I actually beat you. Somehow my players did some work.

[L.S]

1-1 now, next up team kilgore. are you still playing, or are you in the lead by randomly getting a superior roster?

[Donkey Lips]

Shit, I got rocked.

[L.S]

im getting killed this round. losing horford wass a crucial hit.

[lamfordie]

Totally rooked it this week. Forgot to set up my line yo for 2 days, and kemba walker has 2 really good games but I put him on th bench. He either plays well of just doesn't, I don't know what to do with him.

[Ernie McCracken]

I feel you on the Kemba situation.  I have Duncan and he doesn't produce consistently.  The two times I've benched him he has had his two biggest games.

[bentmode]

If you stuck around this long there is a good chance you have made the playoffs. Congratulations, you may or may not have a life but if i had to be i would bet the latter. this includes my self, but I barley sneaked into the four spot by dumb luck. just like you i had no idea when the season would end but that is the captivating beauty of the relentlessness that is fantasy basketball, you don't have a clue when its going to end and when it does its probably to late to care. So this ones for you road warriors; master of the mouse. you held your ground impregnable, unyielding. and this one also goes out to last minute sleepers, who started the season off average, and kept enough wins above losses to claw your way out of the weaker division. You wasted 5 minutes of your day almost every day for some pitiful thing they call pride and the queerest kind of pride, the one that comes from guessing numbers better than others. congratufuckinglations to: Blackwidow's Ass, Rambis Firstblood, Team Lassie and a big no thanks to myself for stealing the four spot. KP and Donkeylips hang in their next year is your year i guarantee it.

About next years league:
If you guys are still interested in playing next year i will run the league again into its overwhelmingly undignified third year. We are running keepers for the next year and you can keep up to three of your players. these players will be taken out of the draft pool and kept in your roster. choose wisely.

-bentmissioner   

[Donkey Lips]

Lebron won't be playing in the fantasy playoffs, so I semi-won still.

Thanks again for running shit buddy.

[L.S]

Thanks again for running shit buddy.

word.

also: no thanks to monta '-3 fantasypoints' ellis and trevor '-2 fantasypoints' ariza for last nights efforts. these guys are killing me.

[lamfordie]

I was so stoked that I jumped from 5 place to first in my division. Im ready for the playoffs.

[whitemanjazz]

Pretty sure I trump everyone on here by having Corey Maggette... Dude is horrible, but seems to be getting Rashart Lewis dough.
Once I saw I had him, I kind of gave up paying attention. Next season I'll definitely participate in the draft instead of trying to manually set the auto picks.

[BuddyPal]

towards the last match up, i knew i was in the shitter so i offered someone a trade, my whole roster for Jeremy Lin, i wondered why he didnt take it.

[Ernie McCracken]

Damn I won again! 2 years running

[bentmode]

Damn I won again! 2 years running

Its a couple weeks overdue, but big-ups to Ernie Mac for taking the gold once again. Rambis First Blood.