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« on: December 21, 2011, 05:09:22 PM »
For me, out of all the dumb shit people I know believe in, chemtrails win by a mile.  It's just the clunkiest, most impossible idea that makes basically no sense.  Google it if you've never heard of this shit... astounding.
What's your favorite?  JFK? Moon landing? 911? Lizard people?
Also, conspiracy retards, feel free to chime in... makes the whole thing more interesting.
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« Reply #1 on: December 21, 2011, 05:15:33 PM »
Reptilians is sweet! The whole we didnt land on the moon is a good one and that the Flat Earth Society was made to discredit non-believers.
Its not retarded...well maybe but the fact that they make cars with terrible gas mileage on purpose.
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« Reply #2 on: December 21, 2011, 05:20:36 PM »
Quote from: popsiclesandskatin on December 21, 2011, 05:15:33 PM
Reptilians is sweet! The whole we didnt land on the moon is a good one and that the Flat Earth Society was made to discredit non-believers.
Its not retarded...well maybe but the fact that they make cars with terrible gas mileage on purpose.

This was my first choice. My second would be people that believe there is some sort of orchestrated plot to create the so-called One World Government or New World Order. How can you not believe governments and businesses are ultimately self-interested negating the possibility for such a high level of orchestration.
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« Reply #3 on: December 21, 2011, 05:31:06 PM »
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« Reply #4 on: December 21, 2011, 05:37:02 PM »
the conspiracy theory that the entire medieval period never existed.
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« Reply #5 on: December 21, 2011, 05:41:13 PM »
FiftyScent is actually 50 Cent.
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« Reply #6 on: December 21, 2011, 06:06:28 PM »
I love to hate that Ancient Aliens show. I guess it doesn't qualify as a 'conspiracy' but you get the idea. Supporting ideas with supposed evidence and wild leaps in logic. 
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« Reply #7 on: December 21, 2011, 06:08:20 PM »
Also, this...
That Mitchell and Webb Look - Moon Landing Sketch
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« Reply #8 on: December 21, 2011, 06:21:50 PM »
That retards actually care if you call them retarded.
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« Reply #9 on: December 21, 2011, 07:15:26 PM »
HAARP Conspiracy

Its pretty much a field of antennas in alaska people say can control weather, which would cause things like earthquakes, tsunami, and shit.

Jesse Ventura - Conspiracy Theory: HAARP Part 01 Small | Large

Start it at :30
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« Reply #10 on: December 21, 2011, 07:55:14 PM »
That the Holocaust never actually happened.
Or the people who still think the earth is flat, both just completely stupid.
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« Reply #11 on: December 21, 2011, 11:11:50 PM »
That Santa Claus isn't real.
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« Reply #12 on: December 21, 2011, 11:19:02 PM »
i honestly believe theres a lot of shady shit behind 9/11, though we'll never know the extent of it
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« Reply #13 on: December 21, 2011, 11:33:00 PM »
Quote from: thepman on December 21, 2011, 05:37:02 PM
the conspiracy theory that the entire medieval period never existed.

Wait...what?
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« Reply #14 on: December 21, 2011, 11:33:15 PM »
Quote from: filter on December 21, 2011, 11:19:02 PM
i honestly believe theres a lot of shady shit behind 9/11, though we'll never know the extent of it


911 is sketchy just from this info alone.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Operation_Northwoods
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« Reply #15 on: December 21, 2011, 11:47:24 PM »
that hollow earth shit
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« Reply #16 on: December 22, 2011, 02:52:52 AM »
Quote from: krewkruxklan on December 21, 2011, 11:47:24 PM
that hollow earth shit

Hahaha, yes! Took the post from under my fingers.
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« Reply #17 on: December 22, 2011, 02:57:54 AM »
My girlfriends quite on the flouride thing, where the government are feeding us too much flouride which is supposed to dumb us down and stop thinking for ourselves as much or something
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« Reply #18 on: December 22, 2011, 03:53:32 AM »
My faves already got taken... I'll go with Young Earth Creationism. Those people are fucking punchable.
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« Reply #19 on: December 22, 2011, 03:57:59 AM »
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« Reply #20 on: December 22, 2011, 04:39:50 AM »
That George Bush Jr was actually an attempted clone of George Bush Sr. ala the movie Multiplicity.
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« Reply #21 on: December 22, 2011, 05:27:18 AM »
My favorite at the moment is the atkins/no carb diet and that the bread companies have funded all the research that supports a balanced diet. "My body is made of meat and fat, not fruits and grains!!!"
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« Reply #22 on: December 22, 2011, 06:49:44 AM »
Quote from: grimcity on December 22, 2011, 03:53:32 AM
My faves already got taken... I'll go with Young Earth Creationism. Those people are fucking punchable.
Well, anything with religion is just a lack of a theory.  At least conspiracy theorists give the logistics an attempt.
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« Reply #23 on: December 22, 2011, 07:41:02 AM »
Quote from: oyolar on December 21, 2011, 11:33:00 PM
Quote from: thepman on December 21, 2011, 05:37:02 PM
the conspiracy theory that the entire medieval period never existed.


Wait...what?


It's a real thing.

http://www.cl.cam.ac.uk/~mgk25/volatile/Niemitz-1997.pdf
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« Reply #24 on: December 22, 2011, 07:41:27 AM »
how has this not been mentioned?
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« Reply #25 on: December 22, 2011, 07:51:51 AM »
Quote from: jerrys_kids on December 21, 2011, 07:55:14 PM
That the Holocaust never actually happened.
Or the people who still think the earth is flat, both just completely stupid.

That's not really a conspiracy theory, that's just people like you getting trolled.
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« Reply #26 on: December 22, 2011, 09:34:50 AM »
smurfs were communists
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« Reply #27 on: December 22, 2011, 09:35:36 AM »
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« Reply #28 on: December 22, 2011, 09:45:21 AM »
I wish the rap community never heard of the Illuminati. It was funny as first but now it's just stupid.
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« Reply #29 on: December 22, 2011, 10:03:34 AM »
Quote from: jimi on December 22, 2011, 09:45:21 AM
I wish the rap community never heard of the Illuminati. It was funny as first but now it's just stupid.

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