Ask Anyone Anything Game.

[ice nine]

Marry dyrdek for the cash, fuck kalis cuz he has smooth skin/hardbody and if the rumours are true he is experienced back there. Kill oyola but I'd feel bad about it.

Rate (out of 10) and describe the hottest and ugliest girls you've 'hooked up wit'

[chockfullofthat]

Hottest (9): Probably my ex in college who was full Chinese but spoke perfect English and was a part time model and beauty queen.  Kind of flat, but that's not a huge deal to me.
Ugliest (3): A Chunky girl who had tiny tits.  That's the only time I've had to deal with that combination.  I remember just being horribly disapointed when I finally got her bra off.  I was nearly 20 keystones deep.  She ended up walking 3  miles home at 4am after I told her I had a girlfriend.  Pretty shitty but it made me feel better that I didn't have to wake up next to her.

Do you ever think of how many people have been indirectly killed because of you when you buy or use drugs?  Should you?

[The Poster Formerly Known As Crass]

Never done drugs before, not even weed. If I did, yes. Most likely your drugs would come from some cartels in Mexico or central america. I would quit soley for that reason if I did drugs.

Assuming you're not gay or bi. Would you have sex with a man (given and receiving oral, anal, etc) that would be broadcast on television worldwide for 10 billion dollars?

[Blumpkinz]

Fuck yes I would.  With ten billion dollars you could pay to never let anyone see that footage ever again. One night of horrible times with a dude for the rest of a lifetime of doing whatever the hell you want. totally worth it.

If you only had the choice of drinking just beer or hard liquor for the rest of your life what would you pick?

[degobra]

Beer all the way! liquor makes me sick everytime.

if you could time travel but you only have 3 times to do so, what, where, when, why?

[ice nine]

If the questions don't apply to you, don't answer them. Just a waste of a good question.

[frank gerwer's nose]

To all of you who live in a city: On rainy or snowy nights, do you ever stop to think about all of the homeless people who are dying super close to you?

[Dr Steve Brule]

Not really.  Maybe I should.  I've met some shithead homeless people.  When you'd give them a spare penny all they did was buy booze.  They never really looked for work.  One of them said its pretty comfortable in the summer, I'm assuming winter is another whole story.  But I guess to answer the question.. no not really.  I focus more on my bills to pay I guess.

Do you believe in Karma?  Answer with an example from your life

[vince the stud]

To all of you who live in a city: On rainy or snowy nights, do you ever stop to think about all of the homeless people who are dying super close to you?

no. all those fucker got some free shelter around the city. all they have to do is get there before 9

Do you believe in Karma?  Answer with an example from your life

no i don't. i beleive that when you do good, you feel good. but that's about it

Assuming you're not gay or bi. Would you have sex with a man (given and receiving oral, anal, etc) that would be broadcast on television worldwide for 10 billion dollars?

10 billion ? fuck yeah i would

would you kill someone you knew to save your own life?

i guess so

[sleepypancakes]

Not really.  Maybe I should.  I've met some shithead homeless people.  When you'd give them a spare penny all they did was buy booze.  They never really looked for work.  One of them said its pretty comfortable in the summer, I'm assuming winter is another whole story.  But I guess to answer the question.. no not really.  I focus more on my bills to pay I guess.

Do you believe in Karma?  Answer with an example from your life

Since the stud didn't post a new question, yes I do. My former friend dropped me from his wedding party recently because of some personal stuff I have going on. Unrelenting and dickish about it, he backed into a pole later that day and fucked the back of his car up. Asshole.

If you are in a long term committed relationship (married, engaged, living together etc etc.) do you ever think about maybe you found the wrong person and your "soul mate" of sorts is out there elsewhere?

[vince the stud]

sorry i was about to

Have you ever tasted your own semen?

yup. lady friend involved.

have you ever bullied someone

[sleepypancakes]

sorry i was about to

Have you ever tasted your own semen?

yup. lady friend involved.

have you ever bullied someone

its cool 
but not that I know of and not on purpose. I got made fun of enough as a kid.

Implying if you're straight. Have you ever had a bi curious fantasy?

[Bronson]

sorry i was about to

Have you ever tasted your own semen?

yup. lady friend involved.

have you ever bullied someone

its cool 
but not that I know of and not on purpose. I got made fun of enough as a kid.

Implying if you're straight. Have you ever had a bi curious fantasy?

Had a bi curios crush as a teenager.

Have you ever came so hard that your penis made a squirting noise (I have)?

[the_unknown_soldier]

sorry i was about to

Have you ever tasted your own semen?

yup. lady friend involved.

have you ever bullied someone

its cool 
but not that I know of and not on purpose. I got made fun of enough as a kid.

Implying if you're straight. Have you ever had a bi curious fantasy?

Had a bi curios crush as a teenager.

Have you ever came so hard that your penis made a squirting noise (I have)?

Yeah.



Tribal tattoo or tattoo of arbitrary Japanese symbols?

[happenstance]

I don't have any tattoos, nor do I have any plans to get one but I would definitely go with the Japanese symbols. That is a no-brainer.

A new-age hippy businessman drove from home at an average speed of 30 mph to an airport where a helicopter was waiting. The hippy in denial boarded the helicopter and flew to private yoga studio at an average speed of 60 mph. The entire distance was 150 miles; the entire trip took three hours. What is the distance from the airport to the yoga studio?

[Pippen]

30 miles from home to airport.  120 miles from the airport to the yoga studio.

If you could freeze time and do shit while everyone else was frozen and unaware of you, what would you do?

[frank]

if i have to limit this to one thing i'd probably rob a bunch of walmarts. i also have a short list of people i'd like to punch in the nuts or leave them someplace crowded with no clothes.

fuck one marry one kill one: glen danzig, rick ross, j rog.

[vince the stud]

1.i would marry them all.
2.divorce them
3.? ? ? ?
4.profit

have someone ever ate kfc and felt good afterward ?

[police state]

several times, but i can't eat too much of it.

whats your age and how many chicks you jammed?

[StabMasterArson]

27

i've only made females into jam twice. I usually use grapes or strawberries.


If you had to eat a turd, but were allowed one dipping sauce, what would you pick?

[Dr Steve Brule]

Ranch.  If it can make tombstone pizza taste good then a turd would be no problem.


Gay things you do on a regular basis?

[ChildOfTheBurbs]

Ranch.?  If it can make tombstone pizza taste good then a turd would be no problem.


Gay things you do on a regular basis?

i skate.

would you date a taller chick?

[apad88]

how about a real short chick? not a midget, but short, even for a girl.

fuck it why not as long as she's not weird looking or fat.
kinkiest  thing you've done with a chick.

[Grubby Mits]

Fucked some girl whilst sitting on a rail behind a car in daylight while a truck driver watched

If you were locked in a room with your fantasy girl and she was down to fuck and do ANYTHING you wanted, but you had a 7/10 chance of getting aids would you do it? If not, what odds would you take?

[layzieyez]

Fucked some girl whilst sitting on a rail behind a car in daylight while a truck driver watched

If you were locked in a room with your fantasy girl and she was down to fuck and do ANYTHING you wanted, but you had a 7/10 chance of getting aids would you do it? If not, what odds would you take?

I'd double fist her ass up to my shoulder blades.

If you couldn't skate anymore or have anything to do with skateboarding whatsoever, what would you do with your life?

[Facehead]

I would dedicate myself to the night and become batman. The city streets will be mine.

If you could fuck a grandma with a six pack huge tits and a tight tanned ass would you do it like 70 years old or an average looking 20 year old chick with no tits?

Grandma.

Have you ever had a foreign object in your butt?

[smokecrack]

Have you ever had a foreign object in your butt?

sadly, no, butt i have stuck a foreign object in a lady's bum.

you have the option of either a) destroying the entire world with the press of a button while you yourself relocate to some new unknown planet (and are able to bring/save 100 humans of your choice; family, celebs, friends, etc., as long as they're currently living) or b) keep humanity as is and pocket 1 million.

(and if you pick option a, everyone you save has no idea that you chose to destroy Earth, so only you would know about the whole stipulation)

[Facehead]

plan b.


what is the worst thing you have seen on the internet?

[happenstance]

plan b.


what is the worst thing you have seen on the internet?

A journalist in Iraq being beheaded. The shot is up close and he makes some pretty disturbing noises. My room-mate wanted to see it, I warned him of the graphic nature (I mean, come on, it is a beheading) and he insisted he could handle it. He could barely sleep for a week.

Marry one, fuck one, kill one - Any slap poster.

[layzieyez]

Mizzark, gaiparee, and can I only kill one.  There's too many I'd like to lure in front of a TV promising a new part from Sheckler when in reality they're going to be shred to shit by some claymore mines.

Amputation of all appendages, terminal cancer, or unwanted sex change/sex orientation.  Your choice.