Ask Anyone Anything Game.

[tough omelette]

lots and lots of chateau margaux & some ambien






what was your worst nightmare that you can recall like?

[happenstance]

Giant bee-human hybrid put me in a glass box and was going to do horrible things to me. Luckily I woke up before this happened. I was 6.

If you had to be one despotic person in history, who would you be? Why? And your deciding factor can't be based on their relative lack of evil.

[David]

Maybe a Pharoah. The original despot.


Magnets...how do they work?

[Ronald Wilson Reagan]

If I'm remembering science class correctly, tiny little plus and minus shaped bugs run around in circles or something.

Honestly, are you satisfied with your penis size?

[ttching!]

No. Its really hard to find pants with three legs.

Do you prefer soft TP or rough?

[Ronald Wilson Reagan]

its all the same.
If you had Hitler, Stalin, and Tobey in a room and had a gun with only two bullets what would you do?

[Baron Samedi]

Is this a trick question?  Shoot fucking Tobey twice, obviously.  And then pistol whip the other two to their bloody, mushy deaths.

Add an inch to your height or an inch to your dick?

[GarglesCmen]

Is this a trick question?  Shoot fucking Tobey twice, obviously.  And then pistol whip the other two to their bloody, mushy deaths.

Add an inch to your height or an inch to your dick?

i am about 6'3, so another inch to the dick for sure

Have you ever had any premeditated plans (as in an escape route or confrontation) where a killer is in your house? What was your plan, would you run straight away or do something else?

[BraveUlysses]

 Once I was gone from my house for a while and I noticed the door was almost wide open when I came back home. I assumed someone was in my house and I grabbed a knife and said "Yo who the fucks in my house?". Then I continued to go open the door in every room with my knife expecting to see somebody but nobody was in my house and I guess I just didn't close the door when I left. If it was a killer I'd probably climb out my window and run away from my house and call the police. I was forreal ready to stab a nigga or two though.                    If you could redo high school what would you do differently?

[Joust Ostrich]

Violate a couple of girls that I could have but didn't because I had a lame girlfriend.  Would ditch the girlfriend first.

Cardiel. Listening to records & skating would be fucking dope.

What historical figure would you go to the future & fuck if you could? Examples: Joan of Arc, Rosa Parks, etc...

How do you go into the future and fuck someone from the past?  Yep, that's my question.

[jerrys_kids]

Violate a couple of girls that I could have but didn't because I had a lame girlfriend.  Would ditch the girlfriend first.

Cardiel. Listening to records & skating would be fucking dope.

What historical figure would you go to the future & fuck if you could? Examples: Joan of Arc, Rosa Parks, etc...

How do you go into the future and fuck someone from the past?  Yep, that's my question.

If they also had a time machine and met you in the same place.

My question, whats the stupidest thing you've ever been mad over?

[crackrazor]

Anything my rube-ass dad does.


Did Gucci do wrong here?

http://www.rollingstone.com/music/news/gucci-mane-arrested-for-throwing-woman-out-of-moving-car-20110411

[Ronald Wilson Reagan]

yeah...he probably shouldn't have done that.

What do you know about the Stonewall riot?

[friendly dave]

I know it was considered a turning point in the gay rights community. One of the first stories that came out where the gay community said, you can't fuck with us because of who we are, and you're damn right we're gonna fight back and stand up for ourselves, and our community.

The club I work at has plenty of queer nights, and hearing stories of 'back in the day' for them is crazy. If you guys don't know about the stonewall riots, I reccomend you check out the wikipedia article at least. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stonewall_riots

For the american pals, who is your favorite president, and why? International pals. Same question, but replace president, with a head of state for your respective country.

[Unbridled Technical Precision]

These spring rolls wrapped in lettuce from this restaurant Sam-Woo.

If you had to drink one drink for the rest of your life?

you arent talking about sam-wo in chinatown in SF are you?

[Ronald Wilson Reagan]

I know it was considered a turning point in the gay rights community. One of the first stories that came out where the gay community said, you can't fuck with us because of who we are, and you're damn right we're gonna fight back and stand up for ourselves, and our community.

The club I work at has plenty of queer nights, and hearing stories of 'back in the day' for them is crazy. If you guys don't know about the stonewall riots, I reccomend you check out the wikipedia article at least. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stonewall_riots

For the american pals, who is your favorite president, and why? International pals. Same question, but replace president, with a head of state for your respective country.

Its gotta be FDR. No president was perfect or any sort of god, but he was a ballsy genius. One of the only presidents whoever stood up against the corporations and saved the country doing it.

My elbow hasn't stopped hurting for two weeks since I slammed on it skating a miniramp drunk. My insurance from my last job expired and COBRA hasn't kicked in yet. Should I go to the doctor?

[ttching!]

If you are worried, yes. When you elect Cobra, there is no gap in coverage between your old plan and the new one, but it may take a month or more for all the administrative paperwork to go through the insurance companies and for you to get your new insurance cards. They will definitely cover any qualifying medical treatment you received during the interim.

Beer, wine, or liqour?

[Unbridled Technical Precision]

weed.


sativa or indica?

[Ronald Wilson Reagan]

Sativa.

Thanks, that was really good advice!

Who is your favorite current member of congress? (Again, adjust to mp, military dictator, or whatever government official equivalent you have)

[David]

Can I say Anthony Weiner?

Anthony Weiner.


What would your Utopia be like?

[sleepypancakes]

Probably the weather of San Francisco, smooth pavement and perfect skate spots. Great cheap food and bars. Great cheap entertainment, a strong lack of bros, longboard bros, meatheads and the such. Of course equality, end of bigotry and hatred, everyone fed well at the end of the night. And no more MTV or insane people trying to squash you with their beliefs.

If you were forced to have one recurring dream every other night for the rest of your life, what would you want it to be?

[GarglesCmen]

Probably the weather of San Francisco, smooth pavement and perfect skate spots. Great cheap food and bars. Great cheap entertainment, a strong lack of bros, longboard bros, meatheads and the such. Of course equality, end of bigotry and hatred, everyone fed well at the end of the night. And no more MTV or insane people trying to squash you with their beliefs.

If you were forced to have one recurring dream every other night for the rest of your life, what would you want it to be?

I had this one lucid dream where I had a pouch of seeds and when I threw one on the round, I got whatever I wanted. I fucked my health teacher. Non-Lucid though, dreams about just weightlessly cruising or something, where my legs do not feel any pain.

What is the most embarrassing thing you have done?

[RCB3]

I am a chronic sleepwalker/talker and in when I was in junior high, I slept walked into my buddys Dads room at 5 in the morning dragging my sleeping bag. He was in the shower getting ready for work and I was just standing outside of the shower and it scared the shit out of him and then I snapped out of my sleepwalking trance. I was all confused and out of it and just made some excuse up that I needed to ask him for a ride home or something lame and then just shuffled back to my friends room. I was quite embarrassed.

Would you punch a Grandma in the throat for 10 grand?

[ROCKxADIO420]

some of them look kind of mean, so yeah

would you punch one of the mean looking ones for $1000? shes also a racist

[escapistfool]

Fuck yea. An easy grand? Why not.

McDonalds for the rest of your life or Burger King? (no lesser of two evils there.)

[Beeda Weeda]

Mc D's has good coffee, so i guess mcds, id be rather malnourished, i refuse ot eat either after the age of 23.


forever alone, or live with a horrible bitch who fucks you real good?

[PTDK]

Forever alone. My hand fucks real good too, but doesn't bitch.

Toe nails ripped off one by one or bite down on 80 grit sandpaper and have it ripped out of your mouth?

[Baron Samedi]

Fuck, man.  The toe nails - not being able to eat sounds worse than not being able to walk.

Fight a bear or eat out a bag lady?

[via]

Bear. I don't want to die, but... bear.

Solitary confinement with zero human contact, without lights or a bed, in a 8 X 8 room for ten years or normal prison sentence for 20. Both end in going back to society.

[sleepypancakes]

Prison sentence, that way the outside world can still effect the way you see things instead of just going absolutely bat shit.

Cure cancer or end racism?