Ask Anyone Anything Game.

[ice nine]

are you kidding? i'd do it for 1000 bucks. i've always wanted to give head to an action sports athlete anyways.

since jerry'skid is a fucking moron, i'll use the same question as last time.
who do you think about when making decisions. gimme percentages. u?ur fam?prospective gf's?

[HairyCunt]

I used to not think that much, now I think what would my mom think, but even that doesn't work sometimes.

What is the most questionable thing you've done sexually? ie taking advantage of drunk chicks etc.

[sexualhelon]

I feel like I've done worse things but this is one that comes to mind and can be summed up simply. Had a fairly sexually explorative foursome in London - all girls and me - but didn't use a condom. I was supposed to leave for India the next day but I was fairly naive in my travels at this point and forgot to get a visa so when I went to the airport they wouldn't let me on the plane - fortunately I was able to just switch my flight to leave for Sri Lanka the next morning. However, when I get back to the hostel they're sold out so I just lurk the bar and end up hooking up with this girl in her hostel room - no condom this time either. I haven't taken a shower throughout all of this then I get on an 18 hour plane ride to Sri Lanka. Probably the grimiest I've ever felt and then I get to wash off in a Sri Lankan shower.

Can you ever even truly know yourself assuming you often do things you never imagined you would do on a frequent basis?

[luc]

not sure why those things are exclusive.. but yes. i feel like i know myself really well. i make good decisions and know what i want and basically do what i want all the time. but im always like "what the hell how did i end up doing this crap".. but in a good way. but its usually just because of other people and me just going along with whatever. but i always know when to abandon ship if the situation gets critical.

"Peculiar travel suggestions are dancing lessons from God." -vonnegut

i dont have a good question.. uhh how do you like my kee?

[HairyCunt]

I feel like I've done worse things but this is one that comes to mind and can be summed up simply. Had a fairly sexually explorative foursome in London - all girls and me - but didn't use a condom. I was supposed to leave for India the next day but I was fairly naive in my travels at this point and forgot to get a visa so when I went to the airport they wouldn't let me on the plane - fortunately I was able to just switch my flight to leave for Sri Lanka the next morning. However, when I get back to the hostel they're sold out so I just lurk the bar and end up hooking up with this girl in her hostel room - no condom this time either. I haven't taken a shower throughout all of this then I get on an 18 hour plane ride to Sri Lanka. Probably the grimiest I've ever felt and then I get to wash off in a Sri Lankan shower.

Can you ever even truly know yourself assuming you often do things you never imagined you would do on a frequent basis?

Sorry I hate cats. 

That's awesome, haha. I have never had such luck travelling.  It's probably me though.  If that was me I'd be freaking for the rest of my trip.

I think you would know yourself enough to  know that you often do things you never imagined you'd do on a frequent basis, but probably not well enough to say you always do this or that etc. because who knows what might be around the corner.  This sort of thing weirds me out sometimes, I like to think I have control over my impulses but other times it's hard to tell.

What was the last sketchy thing you have done?

[frank gerwer's nose]

Drunk driving last week and got stopped at a roadblock... still don't know how I escaped that one.

If you could be alive for one defining moment of human history, what would you pick?

EDIT: just thought of a few of these so feel free to answer whatever, I don't care.

Ugliest world leader? Living or dead

To any gay guys, would you consider hitting a dude off limits like hitting a woman? Why or why not?

[Ronald Wilson Reagan]

Defining moment of human history? this one:

David Hasselhoff at Berlin Wall 1989	Small | Large

(Edit: check out this sweet youtube comment for that video:

David Is beautiful I am impresioned how i listen David is singer David wonderful actor movie and very good singer and beautiful man

Michelle888888able 3 weeks ago


/edit)
Ugliest world leader?
Qaddaffi is bad, and that birthmark on Gorbachev was not beautiful

Gay dudes hitting dudes? I'm not gay, but I think it depends on the circumstance. I think domestic violence or violence within a relationship is generally looked down upon no matter what the gender is, but outside of a relationship its not like extra bad to hit a guy, it really depends on your stance on violence at that point.

If you are somebody on a regular shitting schedule, what time of day is the loaf ready to leave the oven?

[PTDK]

I work from home but I take my lady to work. I usually take her to work at 7:30, get a coffee at 8:00, then come home and do precisely 30 minutes of actual work until 8:45. Then I commence the coffee shit.

What is something that you know that you feel like no one else would know on here, but would be useful?

[sleepypancakes]

To any gay guys, would you consider hitting a dude off limits like hitting a woman? Why or why not?

Hitting your partner is always fucked up, no matter what kind of relationship. But hitting some guy that say deserved it for doing something wrong? No, fair game.

The intricacies of proper sexual utilization of the anus.

You have to have sex with one male celebrity/world leader for your survival. Who is it and why?

[HairyCunt]

To any gay guys, would you consider hitting a dude off limits like hitting a woman? Why or why not?

Hitting your partner is always fucked up, no matter what kind of relationship. But hitting some guy that say deserved it for doing something wrong? No, fair game.

The intricacies of proper sexual utilization of the anus.

You have to have sex with one male celebrity/world leader for your survival. Who is it and why?

Cristina Fernandez, because  she is hot, and a woman.

Would you ever turn in a friend to the police, or would you cut off friendship and let someone else do it?

[frank gerwer's nose]

To any gay guys, would you consider hitting a dude off limits like hitting a woman? Why or why not?

Hitting your partner is always fucked up, no matter what kind of relationship. But hitting some guy that say deserved it for doing something wrong? No, fair game.

The intricacies of proper sexual utilization of the anus.

You have to have sex with one male celebrity/world leader for your survival. Who is it and why?

Cristina Fernandez, because  she is hot, and a woman.

Would you ever turn in a friend to the police, or would you cut off friendship and let someone else do it?

Are we talking about something like unpaid parking tickets, or something closer to double homicide?

Which president do you think had the biggest dick?

[via]

Duh.

Which Alex Mack superpower would you take?

[Baron Samedi]

Did she have telekinesis? If so, that.

Do you have any beliefs or notions stuck in your head that you suspect are just straight-up wrong? Stereotypes, prejudices, beliefs about the way the world works or the way people think, etc. Could be anything.

[David]

Sometimes I have strong notions of people's 'vibes', or my my giving off 'vibes' and all that. At times I think that the planets magnetic field and maybe that some kind of individual human magnetic field or brain waves could be affecting us some way. Often I think that these assumptions are straight up bogus.

What is something that you know that you feel like no one else would know on here, but would be useful?

 maybe this; Proctor and Gamble is taking over Brazil.


Do you drink bottled water or tap water?

[HairyCunt]

Sometimes I have strong notions of people's 'vibes', or my my giving off 'vibes' and all that. At times I think that the planets magnetic field and maybe that some kind of individual human magnetic field or brain waves could be affecting us some way. Often I think that these assumptions are straight up bogus.

What is something that you know that you feel like no one else would know on here, but would be useful?

 maybe this; Proctor and Gamble is taking over Brazil.


Do you drink bottled water or tap water?

I think you mean the Chinese are taking over Brazil.

I drink tap water. 

What do you think of China?

[tobey]

i would love to visit

boobs or ass?

[GarglesCmen]

i would love to visit

boobs or ass?

Life's biggest dilemma. Booty.

Does Megan Fox's thumb bother you?

[Ronald Wilson Reagan]

No it doesn't. I don't know what it looks like.

Why does it bother some people?

[ttching!]

No it doesn't. I don't know what it looks like.

Why does it bother some people?

Because its been inside Brian Austin Green's asshole?

Biggest pet peeve?

[busey]

No it doesn't. I don't know what it looks like.

Why does it bother some people?

Because its been inside Brian Austin Green's asshole?

Biggest pet peeve?

people's lack of consideration for other people (could mean taking up two seats on the subway during rush hour to just always making a mess when they come over to your house)... that and stupidity.


most embarrassing moment?

[Cadillac Ranch Dressing]

When I peed my pants in 2nd grade. Had to change into sweatpants in front of the class.

What's your least favorite commercial on TV right now?

[mikerox]

When I peed my pants in 2nd grade. Had to change into sweatpants in front of the class.

What's your least favorite commercial on TV right now?

I'm in ireland right now and there is this horrible commercial of a poorly animated guy singing a song that just repeats, "buy the room, get the tv" over and over and then shows shitty air guitaring.

How old were you when you lost you're virginity and what lead up to it going down

[HairyCunt]

19 - There was this chick always hanging around my friends Uni residence I didn't go there, anyway she was always kind of a bitch to me, then one night we were all out somewhere and she was drunk, she brought me back to her dorm  some dude kept pounding on the door asking for me lol, and we did it. I didn't bust. 

Are you happy with the way your life is going?

[Bronson]

19 - There was this chick always hanging around my friends Uni residence I didn't go there, anyway she was always kind of a bitch to me, then one night we were all out somewhere and she was drunk, she brought me back to her dorm  some dude kept pounding on the door asking for me lol, and we did it. I didn't bust. 

Are you happy with the way your life is going?

Not really, but I?m quite happy with the efforts in changing it so far.

Would being a pro-skater be a dream come true for you?

[sleepypancakes]

Yes and no. Obviously when you're a little skate rat kid you think "Yeah I wanna be pro and get free stuff with my name on it and get paid to skate" which still sounds awesome to me. But on the other hand, after growing a bit older and learning that I have other passions as well, its nice to know that I just went "pro" in something I enjoy doing.

Pro-in this sense meaning having to do it as a career and get paid to do it.

Biggest opportunity that could've/would've impacted your future that you regret not taking?

[pinche gringo]

In all sincerity, at 35, I regret nothing. Every decision, good or bad, has led me to where I am and I'm humbled and fortunate for the life I have. There are little things, like reacting differently in certain situations, or being more considerate of other people but without those things I would have never grown to be the person I am.

With that in mind, how much responsibility do you feel for the people around you, your family, friends, community, etc?

[friendly dave]

Jason, I think I saw you the other day bombing down 37th when I was selling some shit at Buffalo Exchange. Anyways, I'm going to say not much. I'll try to help when I can but, I'm going to let other people live their lives.

My friend and I are going to start doing a biweekly punk night. We'll both be playing records. Live band every other week. On Mondays. What should we call it?

[pinche gringo]

Jason, I think I saw you the other day bombing down 37th when I was selling some shit at Buffalo Exchange. Anyways, I'm going to say not much. I'll try to help when I can but, I'm going to let other people live their lives.

That sounds about right. 

My friend and I are going to start doing a biweekly punk night. We'll both be playing records. Live band every other week. On Mondays. What should we call it?

How about 'Serious Case of the Mondays'? Where are you doing it?

For everyone else: Last serious slam/what were you doing?

[frisco]

Bombing a hill drunk 30 steps from my house. Got the speed wobbles and just ate the worst shit of my life, road rash for days, jacked my knee up, but I was drunk so I started laughing

Last awkward moment you had? Im talking cringe worthy really bad where you think about it later and make this face

[ice nine]

Last night at the park, ate shit pretty hard doing a backtail over a tiny 3 foot hip.my friend was laughing so much he didn't pay attention and clipped the edge, falling right beside me.there was probably 25 twelve year old kids there, watching these two fat dudes laying down.dunno why but when he fell it was 10 times more embarassing.


Besides slap, how do you fuck around at work?