One In A Million NYC

[The Magnet Man]

TEAM HIGH OLLIE CHALLENGE

[earlygrab]

every defense brought up for lurker tool only makes him sound like more of a hipster puppet. OG, fuck off with that shit. he's just old.

[grimcity]

TEAM HIGH OLLIE CHALLENGE

It took a second since I'm not processing thoughts very well at the moment, but this had me laughing my ass off. Well played.

[pootysnacks]

i'm on team militano.

on a related note, i'm in SF right now, skating with kennedy and alex conn every day.  you can roll a joint and smoke on the street here in front of cops?  what

welcome 2 da bay mang enjoy all the fine luxuries that come along with such a fine place! and this beautiful weather! (very rarE)

[the_unknown_soldier]

kerry getz would have focused that board first try, no matter it's DLX wood whatsoever. he would have focused all the other dudes decks as well, popped over that stupid element thing on his way out. at least rohan is in there.

The mental image of this is utterly hilarious to me.

[Ronald Wilson Reagan]

Pretty ridiculous the amount of shit Lou is catching from the children of the internet for this.� The only people hating on Lou didn't know who he was before watching this.

I knew who he was, some random NYC head who might have skated for 5boro, but really, do you blame people for hating the guy based on this introduction, he's being a reality show douche. If that's not who he really is, its worse. It means he's being fake for fame. The only people backing him are the ones pretending this show doesn't exist.

Its not like he's even a Team manager or anything. If they had Sam Smythe or somebody talking shit it would make sense- he knows how to choose 'em. This dude is just bitter and burnt out.

[brent]

you seriously think that was a parody of reality shows? for what reason would they do that? this shit sucked because they wanted the views and drama that forrest got 'em, stop making excuses for these dickheads

[essal]

I actually watched an ollie contest, with 3 judges. Fuck, you tricked me into some dumb shit.

[geoff]

even if it was scripted in an attempt at parody, they failed. i dont know why these old east coast guys always have to have a chip on their shoulder. like, yo dog, you dont even know, dudes og. who gives a shit. that was not creative or interesting in any way. lurker lou just made a fool of himself. if he wanted to act like an asshole, he should have gone all out. yes, they got people to talk about their show, but all that is being said is that it was annoying. why not have (as someone suggested) challenges for rewards, such as not being eliminated if you win a high ollie challenge. the thing is, people are going to watch this show whether there is drama or not. i guess we wont necessarily be blowing up the message board, but, you didnt hear this from me, but, there is a business side to skateboarding, and theyre not afraid to toss the word "marketing" around. on a side note, tollentino's high ollie was over a bent bar, so, yeah.

[jimi]

why were there judges for a high ollie contest?

[Probably A Robot]

Someone should focus Lurker Lou's beard.

[Mad Max]

The only lame thing about Lou was that he failed to break the board first go.
Will Billy Rohan risk his Element sponsorship by shouting out "Deluxe" at the end when the board won't break?

[ihateyouto]

[ihateyouto]

[bandini]

ihateyouto killing it with the last two posts...

[TheDonutFather]

^^^HAHHHHAHAHAHAHHAH

[BraveUlysses]

Best thing I've seen on Slap all day.

[Patey]

you aint OG if you cant focus a fuckin board

[The Twilight Zone]

will there be a longest manual challenge next? or maybe a consecutive kickflip contest?

[brent]

maybe most powerslides in traffic



at night!

[The Twilight Zone]

maybe most powerslides in traffic



at night!

OIAM is just an introduction into the illuminati

[brent]

it's all coming together!

[LOU.502]

soooo... like if everyone got fed up and quit how is this gonna end? like how do you edit that in any favorable way? this is like a car crash that I cant get enough of. its soooo embarrassing.

[David]

Mountain dew illuminati

fueld by Satan

[Ronald Wilson Reagan]

will there be a longest manual challenge next? or maybe a consecutive kickflip contest?

I predicted in one of the first pages that there would be a barrel jumping elimination as a joke. Then I looked at the preview for this years series. I'm pretty sure they are seriously having a barrel jumping elimination....

[geoff]

Best thing I've seen on Slap all day.

why is that guy focusing zack braffs board?

[Nydoggular]

So I guess we know who's going home next...

Slap One in a Million Reject Weekend

That was so sick.

[floop]

So I guess we know who's going home next...

Slap One in a Million Reject Weekend

That was so sick.

asian chick at 00:30

might

[Rocuronium]

will there be a longest manual challenge next? or maybe a consecutive kickflip contest?

I'm pretty sure they are seriously having a barrel jumping elimination....

 PREDICT NEXT ELIMINATION CHALLENGE



.....Most stoked about the new CCS catalog

[cbmyles]

will there be a longest manual challenge next? or maybe a consecutive kickflip contest?

I'm pretty sure they are seriously having a barrel jumping elimination....

 PREDICT NEXT ELIMINATION CHALLENGE



.....Most stoked about the new CCS catalog

who can one foot nose manual the farthest while balancing spinning plates