One In A Million NYC

[Rocuronium]

i wasnt watching that carefully but it seemed like cardiel's stuff was pre-taped and he's not actually there with them?its too boring to rewatch it to check

Just because they have the footy doesn't mean they HAVE to use it. 

Out of respect for his legendary status they should leave him out. 
He hasn't done anything to deserve being tainted by this scandal. 

[Tale Crab]

I feel focusing the board is simply not enough, they should really feel like they lost. I hope they at least take back the shoes and gear  and send them home buck naked.

Next year they could leave the eliminations unannounced and kill them in their sleep one by one.

[foureyedjim]

I feel focusing the board is simply not enough, they should really feel like they lost. I hope they at least take back the shoes and gear  and send them home buck naked.

Next year they could leave the eliminations unannounced and kill them in their sleep one by one.

dis sum Agatha Christie type shit right hurrr

[samsk8]

Barreljumping is badass but not for OIAM

[MaryhillVibe]

Can we just un-pin this topic and let it die like it fucking deserves to.

[PsychOut]

Elimination Time Inside the House of Vans - One in a Million Episode 8

[burm]

TEAM SKATEBOARD IMMUNITY

TEAM LIKE, I LOVE IT

[myles.]

just two ollies and a wallride. yup. oh and you can tell how mikey is genuinely butthurt

[Donkey Lips]

On no! Art guy drinks a beer and falls in the rain!

[choke mayne]

with ccs giving them all the free shit why didnt they just skate in the rain anyways?

[steenz]

dayum

[sebastian]

I like it how Mr. 5 Boro says that the blunt to nose stall revert shouldn't have taken that much time hahah

[Stoeipoes]

what the fuck is this shit? 8 episodes allready?

[finknoos]

[ian lowe]

kinda sucks they got rid of the only guy who could have come remotely close to being this year's forrest.

[Mad Lauder]

FUCK OIAM HOW THE FUCK ARE THEY GONNA ELIMINATE THE ONLY NIGGA ON THE SHOW.
THEN THEY COMPLAIN ABOUT THAT OTHER KID ONLY GETTING 2 OLLIES AND A WALLRIDE BUT THEY KEEP HIM.
BUT MIKEY GOT TWO DIFFICULT TRICKS ONE BEING A FUKIN BACK FEEBLE IN THE RAIN AND HE GETS ELIMINATED.
NOBODY ELSE EVEN GOT ANY RAIN FOOTAGE.
WHAT KINDA BACKWARD SHIT IS THIS

[floop]

i wasnt watching that carefully but it seemed like cardiel's stuff was pre-taped and he's not actually there with them?its too boring to rewatch it to check

how would he know that it would rain that day?

cuz he's Cardiel

[Councilman Doug]

how the fuck do you blunt to nosestall

[jacktharipper]

 Lurker Lou being unable to focus the board was awesome.

 Judging skatepark footage seems almost hypocritical to the entire contest.

 Dean is bff's with everyone

[Bubblegum Tate]

BFF's

[pica]

the skatepark filming sessions might be a good training for the actual "winner" of this thing, since half of the job of being pro  is producing shitty webclips in TFs vulgo skateparks.
and as i mentioned above: somebody call kerry getz or at least  buy lurker lou a sledge hammer.

Peter Gabriel - Sledgehammer (1986)	Small | Large

[Gomez]

i really don't see how everyone didn't get a ton of a footage. they were skating that skatepark pretty much all day, right? i've literally never gone to a skatepark for a full day session and walked away having landed just a handful of tricks. there were multiple filmers too, so it's not like they were competing super heavy for one filmer's time. tyler got a clip of a bs flip on a hip too, so there clearly wasn't much discretion, if any, on what was considered film-worthy.

i'm kinda pissed just thinking about how dudes are flying out from california to ny to skate in a contest where they'll get hooked up properly if they win, and all they have to do is get clips at a fucking skatepark to stay, and multiple dudes manage to not come through. you can do any and every trick you can do in the street at a skatepark, much easier. even taking away the contest aspect of it, what skater who isn't injured just sits around at a skatepark all day? they're all mostly kids too, so they have no excuse for not having the energy. i still think kennedy should've gone home over mikey, but both of those dudes should be ashamed of themselves.

[Box of Frogs]

They need to show all the dudes stats, like height, number of sexual partners, favorite muppet etc.

That will make it more legit

[trannies and mannies]

kennedy is sick, im glad he didnt go home

[victor333]

I've never seen a blunt to nose stall before; I thought that was pretty damn tight.


fuck the rest of everything, though. I can't believe how long they're dragging this shit out

[Kristi Yamaguchi]

FUCK OIAM HOW THE FUCK ARE THEY GONNA ELIMINATE THE ONLY NIGGA ON THE SHOW.
THEN THEY COMPLAIN ABOUT THAT OTHER KID ONLY GETTING 2 OLLIES AND A WALLRIDE BUT THEY KEEP HIM.
BUT MIKEY GOT TWO DIFFICULT TRICKS ONE BEING A FUKIN BACK FEEBLE IN THE RAIN AND HE GETS ELIMINATED.
NOBODY ELSE EVEN GOT ANY RAIN FOOTAGE.
WHAT KINDA BACKWARD SHIT IS THIS

This

[rob2]

Oh God, this is so depressing and boring watching a bunch of fully grown men bully some ugly children without there even being any skating.

I imagine most slap members have came across the pornographic website www.backroomcastingcouch.com - I find the vibe of that and the vibe of the judges eerily similar

The only enjoyable aspect is Cocksuker Lou being unable to focus the boards each week

[L33Tg33k]

How can a grown man not be able to focus a board? I focus a board every time I get out of bed. Embarrassing.

[The Twilight Zone]

Lurker Lou's back is about to blow out

[mandibleclaw]

it's really depressing watching these as they come out.  i know what's coming, but it is always put together in the most ridiculous, embarrassing way.  i don't regret being a part of it, because i'm homies with all the kids now--they were all cool as fuck--but god damn, this shit sucks.

if they use all the footage i know they have of joseph that night for the next episode, it will be fucking amazing.  dude is legendary