One In A Million NYC

[Gomez]

I can't believe those faggots! These were probably the guys who didn't try in gym either. Pussies! All of them! Billy Rohan gets it, and so does John Cardiel. If a respected pro told me to race around the block so I could get hooked up with skate gear and all the dew I could pound I would do it. I would win too. I might enter next year if its as awesome and competitive as it was this year. Other years were boring, there was no reason for all of the episodes until they started kicking pussies off. This year they got it.
They kicked that chump Matt off on day one! Awesome! That was excitement. Learn how to ollie BRO. Now because those faggots whined he came back. This is why kids can't play dodgeball in gym class anymore. Everything was so awesome until these faggots decided they wouldn't play.

not laugh out loud funny, but pretty good.

I think that was like "let's laugh to make the poor guy feel good" kind of joke.

eh, there were some good parts. "... all the dew i could pound i would do it. i would win too." and "learn how to ollie BRO."
what clip is your sig from? 

[xenu]

Like all the shittiest things in skateboaring, OIAM comes from the mind of a scientologist...
Alex Klein became friends with Berra not long after he quit skating and joined him at the 'church.'

I know this because I'm zenu

[HATE!]

Like all the shittiest things in skateboaring, OIAM comes from the mind of a scientologist...
Alex Klein became friends with Berra not long after he quit skating and joined him at the 'church.'

I know this because I'm zenu

You, uh, misspelled your own name.

[KoRnholio8]

Like all the shittiest things in skateboaring, OIAM comes from the mind of a scientologist...
Alex Klein became friends with Berra not long after he quit skating and joined him at the 'church.'

I know this because I'm zenu

You, uh, misspelled your own name.

nah, the believers got it wrong, duh

[Patey]

[LOU.502]

I wanna see this butchered ass episode before I have to go to class, hope its up soon.

[PsychOut]

The Crew Falls Apart - Final Episode of One in a Million 2012

[PsychOut]

i laughed so hard at this face

[Hercules Rockefeller]

without the hat and moustache.

[sweet pee]

Can't wait for the Mandible Claw edit!

[LOU.502]

I'm halfway through this and I just want to say FUCK THIS. They really don't need to be ripping these kids a new asshole like they are. Jon Fitzgerald? The fuck are you talking about dude, when you were on OIAM there weren't retarded challenges and bullshit fabricated drama (maybe a little with forrest, but whatever). They're getting people to speak out against these kids, when everyone who has been watching this knows how fucking dumb it is. I doubt the main concern was even the cameras in the faces, they probably edited out all the shit about how gai the challenges were and how much the judges sucked, and how lurker lou kept touching their wedding tackle in their sleep. again FUCK THIS and fuck Alex Klien.

[dolphinstyle.]

that steve rodriguez face....


hahaha, now the kids were the total assholes.... also, lovely how they acted as if the concept of the show was the same as always

[clamy]

so, is he now marketing himself as someone with a disability?

[LOU.502]

I love how lou said just shut up and skate when in the last episode they said the exact opposite. This is dumb, anyone with dignity will avoid entering next year.

[luficer]

WOOOOOWWWWWW.....

ARE YOU KIDDING ME!??

It's the kids' faults?

[clamy]

"the bar should be set as high as possible"



"here, deliver this empty pizza box on your skateboard as fast as you can!"

[HATE!]

Well, that was boring and anti-climactic. 

[Dutch]

OIAM fucked this up, not the kids...
they dissapointed the kids and the people still willing to watch this crap!

[oldeath]

Agree with what everyone said after the last episode, that was superlame and ankward.

[The Twilight Zone]

"None in a million"

"Done in a million"

I hated this season

[Kristi Yamaguchi]

Fuck these sociopaths. It's one thing to have stupid challenges, make up drama, and put these kids through hell... But it adds insult to injury when you try to turn this whole thing on the victims, instead of admitting you screwed things up, learning from the experience, and just trying to do better next year. It's totally disgusting that these people had the audacity to be like "Well, this is what you signed up for. I don't know why you're complaining". No, they didn't sign up for this you retards. Look at the OIAMs from previous years, that's what they signed up for.

I kinda lost respect for ISUCK too. This entire thing was bullshit and there's no point in trying to defend it.

[Josh McLaughlin]

gay

[via]

No one should ever film Steve Rodriguezs' face that close. Especially in HD.

How is his neck wider than his head?

[cringe.]

-'All we ask is to be treated with dignity and respect'

- 'And a new candle every now and then?'

- 'yes, and a new candle now and... HEY'

[hamburglar]

"lets theme the final episode around how the dudes were just being high-maintenence pussies and how that ruined the contest.. randomly have the head of black box further emphasize this point."

[anblue]

who would have thought that the one year they structure the whole thing completely differently it would be this flaming pile of dog shit, i feel bad for the kids though, theyre not the ones who created some corny ass shit

[Fenzadill]

gay

[Thrillho]

I don't understand why they claim nobody won. They can all say, "I'm too real for Zero."

[thunderwood]

I just wish that there was some skateboarding involved...

[popsiclesandskatin]

Those kids all got used. I feel so bad for them.