Battle At The Berrics 5

[NowhereInLife]

a little off topic bur carlin's comeback was pretty sweet.  no artificial flavor.

[Stoop Kid]

Fuck tea my nigga.

For some reason this made me laugh uncontrollably.

[cookieboy]

a little off topic bur carlin's comeback was pretty sweet.  no artificial flavor.

I know! I was expecting him to get beat s-k-a-t-e to nothing but was impressed how he pulled it together in the end.

[victor333]

http://www.drinkarizona.com/productcart/pc/viewcontent.asp?idpage=1

DO THEY USE TEA LEAVES WHEN THEY BREW THE TEA?
Yes, we use tea leaves to brew the tea.


So unless they are blatantly lying on their website, they do brew with tea leaves.

They do, however, use HFCS in all of their products, as well as splenda and sucralose (artificial sweetener), �sucralose especially in their diet green tea.

So it is not "all natural". And only a little more healthy than drinking a coke. But it is tea.

Discuss.

WORD THE FUCK UP!

FUCK VICTOR! THAT KID IS A LITTLE BITCH WITH ZERO SWAGG (OR TEA SIPPIN' KNOWLEDGE!)

PO' A JUGG!

Maybe I was wrong about Arizona not containing tea, but can you blame me?

Other (more authentic) bottled tea companies list tea leaves right on the ingredient list, and many other bottled teas do not contain any actual tea and can still legally be called "tea".

Pardon me for not taking everything at face value.


On the real, though, you sound like a 15-year-old. You also sound like you sucked off Sk8dood and somehow inherited some of his ebonics and speech tendencies. When he does it, it's kind of sad, but at least it feels semi-genuine. When you do it, you just sound like a dick rider.

And I think it goes without saying that I know way more about tea than you, seeing as how I actually drink tea that requires you heat up some water, versus opening the tab on a can.

And another thing, I think it's really sad that people who are health-conscious get labeled as "food/health nazis". What the shit is that? It's bad to care about what you eat and drink? You get criticized for reading labels? Some people have their shit so ass-backwards it's not even funny. And if you're going to talk about how your precious 'tea' has vitamin C in it, hey, how about you tell me what vitamin C actually does for your body. If you don't use google, I bet you have no idea. Not to mention the fact that vitamin C is one of the easiest vitamins to get, and you don't need to down 30+ grams of sugar to get it.

[jimi]

JIMMY DON'T TAKE NO SHIT!

[DaSk8D00D]

http://www.drinkarizona.com/productcart/pc/viewcontent.asp?idpage=1

DO THEY USE TEA LEAVES WHEN THEY BREW THE TEA?
Yes, we use tea leaves to brew the tea.


So unless they are blatantly lying on their website, they do brew with tea leaves.

They do, however, use HFCS in all of their products, as well as splenda and sucralose (artificial sweetener), �sucralose especially in their diet green tea.

So it is not "all natural". And only a little more healthy than drinking a coke. But it is tea.

Discuss.

WORD THE FUCK UP!

FUCK VICTOR! THAT KID IS A LITTLE BITCH WITH ZERO SWAGG (OR TEA SIPPIN' KNOWLEDGE!)

PO' A JUGG!

Maybe I was wrong about Arizona not containing tea, but can you blame me?

Other (more authentic) bottled tea companies list tea leaves right on the ingredient list, and many other bottled teas do not contain any actual tea and can still legally be called "tea".

Pardon me for not taking everything at face value.


On the real, though, you sound like a 15-year-old. You also sound like you sucked off Sk8dood and somehow inherited some of his ebonics and speech tendencies. When he does it, it's kind of sad, but at least it feels semi-genuine. When you do it, you just sound like a dick rider.

And I think it goes without saying that I know way more about tea than you, seeing as how I actually drink tea that requires you heat up some water, versus opening the tab on a can.

And another thing, I think it's really sad that people who are health-conscious get labeled as "food/health nazis". What the shit is that? It's bad to care about what you eat and drink? You get criticized for reading labels? Some people have their shit so ass-backwards it's not even funny. And if you're going to talk about how your precious 'tea' has vitamin C in it, hey, how about you tell me what vitamin C actually does for your body. If you don't use google, I bet you have no idea. Not to mention the fact that vitamin C is one of the easiest vitamins to get, and you don't need to down 30+ grams of sugar to get it.

Ain't nobody tryna hear that sorry ass attempt at scraping back your nonexistant dignity. You just mad cuz you salty as fuck so you wanna try to bring somebody else down with you. Naw son, the only person who looks like an arrogant prick proved wrong is you. Just take the L and walk away...

[Josh McLaughlin]

FUCK THAT GAME WAS AWESOME

[Bubblegum Tate]

BATB V - JIMMY CARLIN vs SEBO WALKER

[sebastian]

that was a good watch... stoked on the trick choices, as well as the fact that Sebo pulled out the hardflip and fakie hardlips - fakie hardflips are fucking impossible..

[Strike A Pose]

http://www.drinkarizona.com/productcart/pc/viewcontent.asp?idpage=1

DO THEY USE TEA LEAVES WHEN THEY BREW THE TEA?
Yes, we use tea leaves to brew the tea.


So unless they are blatantly lying on their website, they do brew with tea leaves.

They do, however, use HFCS in all of their products, as well as splenda and sucralose (artificial sweetener), �sucralose especially in their diet green tea.

So it is not "all natural". And only a little more healthy than drinking a coke. But it is tea.

Discuss.

WORD THE FUCK UP!

FUCK VICTOR! THAT KID IS A LITTLE BITCH WITH ZERO SWAGG (OR TEA SIPPIN' KNOWLEDGE!)

PO' A JUGG!

Maybe I was wrong about Arizona not containing tea, but can you blame me?

Other (more authentic) bottled tea companies list tea leaves right on the ingredient list, and many other bottled teas do not contain any actual tea and can still legally be called "tea".

Pardon me for not taking everything at face value.


On the real, though, you sound like a 15-year-old. You also sound like you sucked off Sk8dood and somehow inherited some of his ebonics and speech tendencies. When he does it, it's kind of sad, but at least it feels semi-genuine. When you do it, you just sound like a dick rider.

And I think it goes without saying that I know way more about tea than you, seeing as how I actually drink tea that requires you heat up some water, versus opening the tab on a can.

And another thing, I think it's really sad that people who are health-conscious get labeled as "food/health nazis". What the shit is that? It's bad to care about what you eat and drink? You get criticized for reading labels? Some people have their shit so ass-backwards it's not even funny. And if you're going to talk about how your precious 'tea' has vitamin C in it, hey, how about you tell me what vitamin C actually does for your body. If you don't use google, I bet you have no idea. Not to mention the fact that vitamin C is one of the easiest vitamins to get, and you don't need to down 30+ grams of sugar to get it.

TEENAGE ANGST! SO RIVETING!

+Yes I can blame you, because you are dumb! "TEA ISN'T TEA" - NICE ARGUMENT!   WRONG! FAIL!

[ROCKxADIO420]

http://www.drinkarizona.com/productcart/pc/viewcontent.asp?idpage=1

I think it goes without saying that I know way more about tea than you

[nino brown]

jimmy and sebo two people i could care less about

[foureyedjim]

http://www.drinkarizona.com/productcart/pc/viewcontent.asp?idpage=1

DO THEY USE TEA LEAVES WHEN THEY BREW THE TEA?
Yes, we use tea leaves to brew the tea.


So unless they are blatantly lying on their website, they do brew with tea leaves.

They do, however, use HFCS in all of their products, as well as splenda and sucralose (artificial sweetener), �sucralose especially in their diet green tea.

So it is not "all natural". And only a little more healthy than drinking a coke. But it is tea.

Discuss.

WORD THE FUCK UP!

FUCK VICTOR! THAT KID IS A LITTLE BITCH WITH ZERO SWAGG (OR TEA SIPPIN' KNOWLEDGE!)

PO' A JUGG!

Maybe I was wrong about Arizona not containing tea, but can you blame me?

Other (more authentic) bottled tea companies list tea leaves right on the ingredient list, and many other bottled teas do not contain any actual tea and can still legally be called "tea".

Pardon me for not taking everything at face value.


On the real, though, you sound like a 15-year-old. You also sound like you sucked off Sk8dood and somehow inherited some of his ebonics and speech tendencies. When he does it, it's kind of sad, but at least it feels semi-genuine. When you do it, you just sound like a dick rider.

And I think it goes without saying that I know way more about tea than you, seeing as how I actually drink tea that requires you heat up some water, versus opening the tab on a can.

And another thing, I think it's really sad that people who are health-conscious get labeled as "food/health nazis". What the shit is that? It's bad to care about what you eat and drink? You get criticized for reading labels? Some people have their shit so ass-backwards it's not even funny. And if you're going to talk about how your precious 'tea' has vitamin C in it, hey, how about you tell me what vitamin C actually does for your body. If you don't use google, I bet you have no idea. Not to mention the fact that vitamin C is one of the easiest vitamins to get, and you don't need to down 30+ grams of sugar to get it.

Ain't nobody tryna hear that sorry ass attempt at scraping back your nonexistant dignity. You just mad cuz you salty as fuck so you wanna try to bring somebody else down with you. Naw son, the only person who looks like an arrogant prick proved wrong is you. Just take the L and walk away...

Most of what he says is true though

Just because you were right about AZ tea doesn't mean everything he says is invalid. 

I guess it's hard to take his words seriously when he's always insulting you...

WAR - WHY CAN'T WE BE FRIENDS	Small | Large

eh?

[The Muffin Man]

I didn't know that PJ changed his name to Sebo Walker...

[Maxell Oneal]

Jimmy stop playing with my heart man I really thought you were going to lose but you pulled together. 

[Congo]

Does it look like Sebo is almost about to cry in the post game interview?

[foureyedjim]

Does it look like Sebo is almost about to cry in the post game interview?

maybe it's sweat.  Most likely, actually

[ivegotlevitation]

I didn't know that PJ changed his name to Sebo Walker...

PJ wouldn't have lost.

[victor333]

http://www.drinkarizona.com/productcart/pc/viewcontent.asp?idpage=1

DO THEY USE TEA LEAVES WHEN THEY BREW THE TEA?
Yes, we use tea leaves to brew the tea.


So unless they are blatantly lying on their website, they do brew with tea leaves.

They do, however, use HFCS in all of their products, as well as splenda and sucralose (artificial sweetener), �sucralose especially in their diet green tea.

So it is not "all natural". And only a little more healthy than drinking a coke. But it is tea.

Discuss.

WORD THE FUCK UP!

FUCK VICTOR! THAT KID IS A LITTLE BITCH WITH ZERO SWAGG (OR TEA SIPPIN' KNOWLEDGE!)

PO' A JUGG!

Maybe I was wrong about Arizona not containing tea, but can you blame me?

Other (more authentic) bottled tea companies list tea leaves right on the ingredient list, and many other bottled teas do not contain any actual tea and can still legally be called "tea".

Pardon me for not taking everything at face value.


On the real, though, you sound like a 15-year-old. You also sound like you sucked off Sk8dood and somehow inherited some of his ebonics and speech tendencies. When he does it, it's kind of sad, but at least it feels semi-genuine. When you do it, you just sound like a dick rider.

And I think it goes without saying that I know way more about tea than you, seeing as how I actually drink tea that requires you heat up some water, versus opening the tab on a can.

And another thing, I think it's really sad that people who are health-conscious get labeled as "food/health nazis". What the shit is that? It's bad to care about what you eat and drink? You get criticized for reading labels? Some people have their shit so ass-backwards it's not even funny. And if you're going to talk about how your precious 'tea' has vitamin C in it, hey, how about you tell me what vitamin C actually does for your body. If you don't use google, I bet you have no idea. Not to mention the fact that vitamin C is one of the easiest vitamins to get, and you don't need to down 30+ grams of sugar to get it.

Ain't nobody tryna hear that sorry ass attempt at scraping back your nonexistant dignity. You just mad cuz you salty as fuck so you wanna try to bring somebody else down with you. Naw son, the only person who looks like an arrogant prick proved wrong is you. Just take the L and walk away...

Most of what he says is true though

Just because you were right about AZ tea doesn't mean everything he says is invalid. 

I guess it's hard to take his words seriously when he's always insulting you...
WAR - WHY CAN'T WE BE FRIENDS

eh?

You're way too sensible and mature to be posting on slap

[L33Tg33k]

I didn't know that PJ changed his name to Sebo Walker...

PJ Ladd doesn't pivot his tricks on the ground like a dumb park kid.

[DevMo!]

I think it goes without saying that I know way more about tea than you

[BURRRPRINT]

I didn't know that PJ changed his name to Sebo Walker...

PJ Ladd doesn't pivot his tricks on the ground like a dumb park kid.

Man I was pissed when Sebo didn't had to redo his pivoted shits after Jimmy had properly popped his tricks.

[TheDraught]

I didn't know that PJ changed his name to Sebo Walker...

PJ Ladd doesn't pivot his tricks on the ground like a dumb park kid.

Man I was pissed when Sebo didn't had to redo his pivoted shits after Jimmy had properly popped his tricks.

it's even one of the rules: no sliding on the ground if your opponent POPPED his trick!!!!!??!!!@@##$$$

[foureyedjim]

I didn't know that PJ changed his name to Sebo Walker...

PJ Ladd doesn't pivot his tricks on the ground like a dumb park kid.

Man I was pissed when Sebo didn't had to redo his pivoted shits after Jimmy had properly popped his tricks.

I don't think pivoting your tricks and popping your tricks are mutually exclusive events...

But maybe you can start a petition so that pivots aren't allowed if your opponent didn't pivot? 

[The Twilight Zone]

wow, Jimmy Carlin is a monster.

[Probably A Robot]

http://www.drinkarizona.com/productcart/pc/viewcontent.asp?idpage=1

DO THEY USE TEA LEAVES WHEN THEY BREW THE TEA?
Yes, we use tea leaves to brew the tea.


So unless they are blatantly lying on their website, they do brew with tea leaves.

They do, however, use HFCS in all of their products, as well as splenda and sucralose (artificial sweetener), �sucralose especially in their diet green tea.

So it is not "all natural". And only a little more healthy than drinking a coke. But it is tea.

Discuss.

WORD THE FUCK UP!

FUCK VICTOR! THAT KID IS A LITTLE BITCH WITH ZERO SWAGG (OR TEA SIPPIN' KNOWLEDGE!)

PO' A JUGG!

Maybe I was wrong about Arizona not containing tea, but can you blame me?

Other (more authentic) bottled tea companies list tea leaves right on the ingredient list, and many other bottled teas do not contain any actual tea and can still legally be called "tea".

Pardon me for not taking everything at face value.


On the real, though, you sound like a 15-year-old. You also sound like you sucked off Sk8dood and somehow inherited some of his ebonics and speech tendencies. When he does it, it's kind of sad, but at least it feels semi-genuine. When you do it, you just sound like a dick rider.

And I think it goes without saying that I know way more about tea than you, seeing as how I actually drink tea that requires you heat up some water, versus opening the tab on a can.

And another thing, I think it's really sad that people who are health-conscious get labeled as "food/health nazis". What the shit is that? It's bad to care about what you eat and drink? You get criticized for reading labels? Some people have their shit so ass-backwards it's not even funny. And if you're going to talk about how your precious 'tea' has vitamin C in it, hey, how about you tell me what vitamin C actually does for your body. If you don't use google, I bet you have no idea. Not to mention the fact that vitamin C is one of the easiest vitamins to get, and you don't need to down 30+ grams of sugar to get it.

Ain't nobody tryna hear that sorry ass attempt at scraping back your nonexistant dignity. You just mad cuz you salty as fuck so you wanna try to bring somebody else down with you. Naw son, the only person who looks like an arrogant prick proved wrong is you. Just take the L and walk away...

Most of what he says is true though

Just because you were right about AZ tea doesn't mean everything he says is invalid.�

I guess it's hard to take his words seriously when he's always insulting you...
WAR - WHY CAN'T WE BE FRIENDS

eh?

I wasn't going to get into this one, but with my other option being talking about BATB I'm gonna have to go with Victor and Jim here. Yes, the fact that SOME types of AZ beverages contain SOME amount of tea is likely true, but your "victory" is purely semantic SkateDood. All I can say is this, human nutrition is a very complicated field of study, and you have demonstrated that you posses very little understanding of it. If you don't care and wish to carry on drinking AZ's products, and insist on calling them teas, you have definitely earned the right to do so, although you will still sound like an idiot to the billions of people on earth who know what tea actually is.

Edit: Could have worded that better, but didn't want to get carried away. You get the point.

[HATE!]

Damn, there were some crazy tricks in that one.  About damn time.

[the_unknown_soldier]

Davis won the interviews.

[HATE!]

That wasn't a bad match either- not as cool as the Carlin match, but definitely better than the ones previous.

[Wall of Nausea]

Christ would someone shoot Reda already. I can't stand that fuckwit anymore. I get his place, but he needs to go stuff his face on a cannoli and not add commentary. Admitted that's an ass thing to say, but dude is an ass. It's like ass vs ass, and no not in that Requiem For a Dream aspect.