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« Reply #60 on: February 14, 2012, 07:02:01 PM »
so uhhh, whos next?
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« Reply #61 on: February 14, 2012, 07:11:08 PM »
Quote from: Skate Troll on February 14, 2012, 05:30:12 PM
wow 99 percent of the guys are gorgeous and would all put ron jeremy to shame. I mean some of those dudes look like theyre 12 inches or something, 5 dollar footlong. Im 7.215 inches and frankly after seeing that Ifeel insecure if that is the general population where are the normal guys either crazy big or crazy small, wheres average joe shmcoe.Also how many of you have the deep  v cut. I had that when I was 17 then adios it kinda went away kinda, mostly.

There is something so sad, but also so entertaining about someone who knows their cock measurements to the third decimal.
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« Reply #62 on: February 14, 2012, 08:58:18 PM »
Quote from: skate_bored on February 14, 2012, 07:02:01 PM
so uhhh, whos next?
trust me i would post other girls if i could
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« Reply #63 on: February 15, 2012, 06:00:32 AM »
Best shit here in a long while.  Thanks Taylor!
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Quote from: ChildoftheGhetto on December 30, 2010, 03:55:27 PM
I take everything I said back. The board hit me in the nuts for the first time ever today, because i was wearing these shits.
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« Reply #64 on: February 15, 2012, 11:08:44 AM »
i dont see any shit anywhere. just good ol' fashioned clean butthole
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« Reply #65 on: February 15, 2012, 11:41:18 AM »
Quote from: Skate Troll on February 14, 2012, 05:30:12 PM
wow 99 percent of the guys are gorgeous and would all put ron jeremy to shame. I mean some of those dudes look like theyre 12 inches or something, 5 dollar footlong. Im 7.215 inches and frankly after seeing that Ifeel insecure if that is the general population where are the normal guys either crazy big or crazy small, wheres average joe shmcoe.Also how many of you have the deep  v cut. I had that when I was 17 then adios it kinda went away kinda, mostly.

umm, okay?
so we were talking about buttholes and butthole bleaching, then all of a sudden, wookie dick chirps in by belittling everyone and updating us all on his measurements. out of the blue, dawg 
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« Reply #66 on: February 15, 2012, 11:46:29 AM »
so, you are 7.215 inches? according to that accurate measurement i am pretty sure you had a element twigs board at some point.
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« Reply #67 on: February 15, 2012, 12:35:59 PM »
7.215?  I've seen bigger dicks on homeless dudes shitting outdoors.
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Quote from: ChildoftheGhetto on December 30, 2010, 03:55:27 PM
I take everything I said back. The board hit me in the nuts for the first time ever today, because i was wearing these shits.
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« Reply #68 on: February 15, 2012, 01:05:10 PM »
my adjusted penis size is 6.3 inches, which is .8 inches more than the national average
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« Reply #69 on: February 15, 2012, 01:07:52 PM »
Quote from: skate_bored on February 14, 2012, 07:02:01 PM
so uhhh, whos next?
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« Reply #70 on: February 15, 2012, 02:06:32 PM »
Quote from: Skate Troll on February 15, 2012, 12:53:19 PM
Quote from: layzieyez on February 15, 2012, 12:35:59 PM
7.215?  I've seen bigger dicks on homeless dudes shitting outdoors.
no, no you havent you liar.

yah, he probably has. i've seen a homeless dude with a 7.333333 repeating dangler. soft. 
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« Reply #71 on: February 15, 2012, 03:59:31 PM »
Quote from: Skate Troll on February 15, 2012, 02:56:21 PM
exept you put a ruler from the tip till you hit the pubic bone measuring from the top, thats it, thats measurment.

ohhh. now that i think of it, i think i may have measured it wrong. would you mind teaching me the proper measuring technique, so that next time i measure a homeless man's penis i do it correctly? any help would be much appreciated
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« Reply #72 on: February 15, 2012, 04:17:41 PM »
you guys bitching about the correct way to measure your dicks has ruined it. Nice one
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« Reply #73 on: February 15, 2012, 05:12:52 PM »
yah, it's pretty pathetic. you do know that men who brag about their penis lengths on the internet are probably the lowest rung of the all important internet hierarchy? and should you be calling yourself skate troll when you just trolled yourself by digging that embarrassment trench? 
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« Reply #74 on: February 15, 2012, 05:37:40 PM »
Quote from: Hercules Rockefeller on February 15, 2012, 11:46:29 AM
so, you are 7.215 inches? according to that accurate measurement i am pretty sure you had a element twigs board at some point.
dude don't be a dumb ass, obviously. he juggled 7.125x31.5! I'm like a goddamn wizard. it was an atm blank. dawg.
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« Reply #75 on: February 15, 2012, 05:39:17 PM »
A few years back, upon release of some highly-anticipated video, some SLAP-pal traded me naked pictures of his girlfriend for the download link. Should I post them? ...the obvious difference in this case is that he more than likely will see them.
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« Reply #76 on: February 15, 2012, 05:47:12 PM »
Taylor could have just jumped up to Rawbertsons level on my favorite slap posters scale hahaha
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« Reply #77 on: February 15, 2012, 07:47:09 PM »
Quote from: Smurph on February 15, 2012, 05:39:17 PM
A few years back, upon release of some highly-anticipated video, some SLAP-pal traded me naked pictures of his girlfriend for the download link. Should I post them? ...the obvious difference in this case is that he more than likely will see them.
What's with all these questions?  You know the answer to that one!
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« Reply #78 on: February 15, 2012, 07:54:31 PM »
i'll post an ex girlfriend's pics if skate troll gets banned forever
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« Reply #79 on: February 15, 2012, 08:29:07 PM »
fair trade.
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« Reply #80 on: February 15, 2012, 10:35:34 PM »
fuck yeah.
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« Reply #81 on: February 16, 2012, 01:57:16 AM »
Quote from: mandibleclaw on February 15, 2012, 07:54:31 PM
i'll post an ex girlfriend's pics if skate troll gets banned forever
Do it!
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« Reply #82 on: February 16, 2012, 03:24:06 AM »
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Quote from: mandibleclaw on February 15, 2012, 07:54:31 PM
i'll post an ex girlfriend's pics if skate troll gets banned forever
Do it!
i agree you should do it...i guarantee some of you guys on here have a couple to post
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« Reply #83 on: February 16, 2012, 05:53:31 AM »
Quote from: cantstandya on February 16, 2012, 01:57:16 AM
Quote from: mandibleclaw on February 15, 2012, 07:54:31 PM
i'll post an ex girlfriend's pics if skate troll gets banned forever
Do it!
Dont think about it, just DO IT!
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« Reply #84 on: February 16, 2012, 10:55:17 AM »
Im gonna try to find some nudes of my this one chick a few years ago and post them on here for you guys
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« Reply #85 on: February 16, 2012, 11:12:29 AM »
you won't
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« Reply #86 on: February 16, 2012, 01:36:25 PM »
skate troll is still alive
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« Reply #87 on: February 16, 2012, 01:51:55 PM »
I don't really want to post any of my past conquests after than epic butthole on page 2 or whatever.


If the internet has taught me anything, it's that I sleep with some pretty haggard women.
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« Reply #88 on: February 16, 2012, 07:49:36 PM »
Quote from: Skate Troll on February 15, 2012, 12:53:19 PM
Quote from: layzieyez on February 15, 2012, 12:35:59 PM
7.215?  I've seen bigger dicks on homeless dudes shitting outdoors.
no, no you havent you liar.
Next time I see a homeless dude shitting with a bigger dick than you, I'll make sure to stop him and take a pic just for my gay friend, Skate Troll.  All he collects is pictures of dicks to photoshop onto Batman so he can rub it out.  Such a sad fucking dude.
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Quote from: ChildoftheGhetto on December 30, 2010, 03:55:27 PM
I take everything I said back. The board hit me in the nuts for the first time ever today, because i was wearing these shits.
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« Reply #89 on: February 16, 2012, 11:15:42 PM »
Quote from: GarglesCmen on February 16, 2012, 10:55:17 AM
Im gonna try to find some nudes of my this one chick a few years ago and post them on here for you guys
yea that sounds like a good idea
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