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[crackrazor]

I got this one show up when I clicked it...friends of yours?

I already love this thread.

[The Poster Formerly Known As Crass]

I'm about to get on this shit. What website do I use? I have photobucket but they'll delete the pics.

[Lance Meowntain]

I could not find the pics of that one chick I posted earlier but I found this



This was one of my friends girlfriends at the time. She sent me this on facebook one day, with the message "come over and get this", to which I replied "aight". I get over there, and it turns out she has been drinking, but whatever, we are going at it and almost instantly, I notice she smelled like shit. I having a dry spell until then so I was loving it, though. After like 10 minutes, she just stopped moving. It turns out that she passed out. Never having been in this situation, I had no idea what to do. I didn't want to leave with a throbbing boner so I grabbed her titty and just jerked like I never jerked before, I blew on her tit and left. She texted me later mad as fuck cuz some of my jizz got in her hair and fucked it up or something. I never replied.

While your sig is my favorite thing on SLAP, Im afraid I cannot condone the way you played out this scenario. Shouldve said "aight" then proceeded to show your bro, informing him of what a fucking whore he was with. I mean, who wouldnt want to go over and smash? But thats your homies chick dude. Now everyone can hate on me for being a downer.

[saucy ragu]

I'm about to get on this shit. What website do I use? I have photobucket but they'll delete the pics.

xmages.net. Just click on the American flag and it'll change the site to English.

[Joe Pesci]

this is classic slap and everyone better goddamn know it

[GarglesCmen]

I got this one show up when I clicked it...friends of yours?

hahaha image hosting was the first site I found to post up the pics, this isn't my pic but damn that picture is flawless haha

[escapistfool]

I clicked that nude pic again, and this linked me to this LMAO



And then clicking that next image... it linked me to this. WIN.

[The Twilight Zone]

While your sig is my favorite thing on SLAP, Im afraid I cannot condone the way you played out this scenario. Shouldve said "aight" then proceeded to show your bro, informing him of what a fucking whore he was with. I mean, who wouldnt want to go over and smash? But thats your homies chick dude. Now everyone can hate on me for being a downer.

shut up

[Donkey Lips]

I could not find the pics of that one chick I posted earlier but I found this



This was one of my friends girlfriends at the time. She sent me this on facebook one day, with the message "come over and get this", to which I replied "aight". I get over there, and it turns out she has been drinking, but whatever, we are going at it and almost instantly, I notice she smelled like shit. I having a dry spell until then so I was loving it, though. After like 10 minutes, she just stopped moving. It turns out that she passed out. Never having been in this situation, I had no idea what to do. I didn't want to leave with a throbbing boner so I grabbed her titty and just jerked like I never jerked before, I blew on her tit and left. She texted me later mad as fuck cuz some of my jizz got in her hair and fucked it up or something. I never replied.

That's your ex girlfriend?



Your chick gets around. The photo is on literally hundreds of sites.



Post real ones of ex's or just relax and enjoy the scenery. Stop ruining a good thing with this fake shit.

[GarglesCmen]

no fucking way! hahahahaha
This could be the funniest thing to happen in a while over here

[Hercules Rockefeller]

if "finding sources for posted nude pictures to show that you are a showoff" was a job, no person on slap would be unemployed.

[tough omelette]

 

[GarglesCmen]

I posted up her facebook but after a couple of minutes, I figured it would be a bad idea. I have her page, if you guys want to see it, im not gonna put it up because I know there will be someone to ransack her fb hahahaha but she is very much is real around here and lives 2 minutes away haha

[escapistfool]

Ouch... look like you gargled your own semen a little bit too much.

[Cadillac Ranch Dressing]

Hahahaha oh shit... this thread!

[DaSk8D00D]

I posted up her facebook but after a couple of minutes, I figured it would be a bad idea. I have her page, if you guys want to see it, im not gonna put it up because I know there will be someone to ransack her fb hahahaha but she is very much is real around here and lives 2 minutes away haha

i dunno man. i wanna believe you but at the same time this evidence of her being on other sites makes it really hard to...

[GarglesCmen]

I posted up her facebook but after a couple of minutes, I figured it would be a bad idea. I have her page, if you guys want to see it, im not gonna put it up because I know there will be someone to ransack her fb hahahaha but she is very much is real around here and lives 2 minutes away haha

i dunno man. i wanna believe you but at the same time this evidence of her being on other sites makes it really hard to...

idk you can believe what you want, its cool with me. This has happened another time here, where some chick sent a sext or whatever and it got sent all around my high school (my neighbor started the chain actually haha). I find it odd though, that it says 4 weeks ago, since if it was sent around her school it would make sense that it would have happened more than a year ago, when the original picture was put out. whatever though. you guys can believe what you want, ill still think you guys are sexy  .

[happenstance]

Smurph killed it back there and no one noticed.

Never had any photos of this nature sent to me. I did record a sex tape when I was 19 but being the gentleman that I am, I destroyed the tape when she asked me to. Sometimes I hate myself.

[Cadillac Ranch Dressing]

Nice while it lasted.

[mandibleclaw]

Thank you for bringing this thread back to where it was supposed to be sauce.  The only thing that would make this thread any better would be if we the photos would link to stories in the awkward sexual stories thread!  Man, that would be so sick.

his story is pretty fucking false-sounding, but in gnarles semen's defense, i know that the exact same thing happened to a girl i know, a picture of her got big on the internet somehow and now shows up on all those "hey i'm in NYC too, wanna meet up?" pop-ups and on that date-a-skater site.

[mandibleclaw]

and seriously, stop posting these fake pictures, that should result in insta-ban.

i'll try and find some more i hopefully still have somewhere.

[pancake man]

woah much better size

[BARACKOBAMA]

woah much better size

[smokecrack]

and seriously, stop posting these fake pictures, that should result in insta-ban.

co-sign.

death to all e-liars. that's some purebred fuckboy shit.

(props and gnars to all you dudes posting real pics though. keepin this gem alive!)

[pancake man]

http://i.imgur.com/mVGBsl.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/Llv1Cl.jpg

woah much better size

nope legal, the summer between our first and second year at college

[The Poster Formerly Known As Crass]

How do I resize images from imgur? Last time I posted something on here from imgur it was huge.

[pancake man]

use the large thumbnail setting

[Eschaton]

Damn I am a fool for not checking out this thread sooner!

[The Twilight Zone]

I'd like to do this but we'd all go to jail

[Eschaton]

I'd like to do this but we'd all go to jail

Worth it, post away.