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Box of Frogs
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Cry and google images of people crying which makes me even sadder. Then I poop in the dark
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Erica's boyfriend is stealing our erica and our dylan! fuck that guy!
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hot chicks.
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Quote from: HATE! on February 16, 2012, 03:36:21 AM
Usually, I sit in my darkened apartment, eating a sad little can of tuna and listening to Depeche Mode. I stare blankly at the boxcutter I use at the plant and wonder if today is the day I should end it all because I can't seem to get my hardflip back.
It's better to have hardflipped and lost than to never have hardflipped at all...
And this thread sucks arse
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niallc95
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Re: favorite things to do after a good skate sesh
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smoke crack then watch twilight
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Put glitter on my testicles and start prancing!
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Harry Fandangler
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Re: favorite things to do after a good skate sesh
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Get buff, B. That short Chinese bitch from the park said I'd look dope with muscles. Perpetrate some shit.
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doublesteveburger
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weird life
Re: favorite things to do after a good skate sesh
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February 16, 2012, 10:21:04 PM »
right now i'm eating an eggo and a toaster strudle watching workaholics.
i'm so faded.
might i add that this blue powerade is quite possibly the best thing i've ever drank.
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Quote from: ice nine on July 30, 2012, 06:58:31 PM
nol flip?are u seriously that lazy that u can't type out 'switch fakie'?
Cthulhu!
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February 16, 2012, 10:25:21 PM »
We all cum back to my place and circle jerk while listening to Moonlight Sonata.
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Archie Bunker
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I've got the juice now
Re: favorite things to do after a good skate sesh
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February 16, 2012, 11:02:56 PM »
Quote from: niallc95 on February 16, 2012, 12:47:33 PM
smoke crack then watch twilight
off topic but i couldn't resist telling the internet about this one time i took acid. I was 16 and naive, and the acid was making me go crazy. My friend who was supposed to watch over me fell asleep and for some reason i thought he died so i poured water on his face to make sure and so he woke up, got pissed off at me, and then went back to sleep. Relieved that my best friend was still alive, i proceeded to go through his hbo on demand when i found twilight. I cannot explain why i clicked "watch now" but watching it on acid was the best thing ever. I thought i understood love and all that good shit and it made me feel all warm inside so i took all my clothes off and tried to jack off, with my friend sleeping on the other side of the room...but i couldn't get hard so i gave up and watched that new adam sandler flick with the rza in it
strange? yes
gay? extremely. LSD is one helluva drug
in my mind at the time i didn't think it would look that gay if my friend woke up and saw me jerking off naked to twilight. I thought it would be like if somebody woke up while casper was fucking that chick at the end of kids. If he asked me what i was doing i would have been like "just trynna get my nut, dawg"
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February 16, 2012, 11:10:16 PM »
you dont wanna know
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Zasamare
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Quote from: cbmyles on February 15, 2012, 08:44:48 PM
jerk off
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FART BOY
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February 16, 2012, 11:42:24 PM »
Smoke, sleep, jerk and eat
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Tufty
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February 17, 2012, 12:43:45 AM »
Pizza and coke to the central square with friends talkin and observing people who pass by. Maybe later some brew or a bar tour downtown.
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burn a candle in front of my gonz shrine. then wonder how am i still alive, and how am i so lucky to never get run over when i skateboard down busy street and not pay attention to anything.
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GarglesCmen
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Re: favorite things to do after a good skate sesh
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February 17, 2012, 12:23:29 PM »
Quote from: Archie Bunker on February 16, 2012, 11:02:56 PM
Quote from: niallc95 on February 16, 2012, 12:47:33 PM
smoke crack then watch twilight
off topic but i couldn't resist telling the internet about this one time i took acid. I was 16 and naive, and the acid was making me go crazy. My friend who was supposed to watch over me fell asleep and for some reason i thought he died so i poured water on his face to make sure and so he woke up, got pissed off at me, and then went back to sleep. Relieved that my best friend was still alive, i proceeded to go through his hbo on demand when i found twilight. I cannot explain why i clicked "watch now" but watching it on acid was the best thing ever. I thought i understood love and all that good shit and it made me feel all warm inside so i took all my clothes off and tried to jack off, with my friend sleeping on the other side of the room...but i couldn't get hard so i gave up and watched that new adam sandler flick with the rza in it
strange? yes
gay? extremely. LSD is one helluva drug
in my mind at the time i didn't think it would look that gay if my friend woke up and saw me jerking off naked to twilight. I thought it would be like if somebody woke up while casper was fucking that chick at the end of kids. If he asked me what i was doing i would have been like "just trynna get my nut, dawg"
hahaha
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bee
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Re: favorite things to do after a good skate sesh
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Hanging out at the mall with my girl friend buying her stuff with all the money I have ill try get new shoes and grip tape so my skating is always progressing
After eating healthy ill tell my girl friend that staying positive is the key to success . Ilk then drive her back to my parents balling house in my awesome sports car my father bought me for my 16 birthday. My dad is usually playing ball with my genius little brother at the local park , my mom is usually fucking my uncle but none of us know this and assume she's out with her book club.
me and my girl friend will then have time to have underage sex and at the end if it ill drive her home while telling her how awesome she is because she's my girlfriend
Then I go home and study because good grades means good living.
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Re: favorite things to do after a good skate sesh
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Quote from: bee on February 20, 2012, 12:35:37 AM
Hanging out at the mall with my girl friend buying her stuff with all the money I have ill try get new shoes and grip tape so my skating is always progressing
After eating healthy ill tell my girl friend that staying positive is the key to success . Ilk then drive her back to my parents balling house in my awesome sports car my father bought me for my 16 birthday. My dad is usually playing ball with my genius little brother at the local park , my mom is usually fucking my uncle but none of us know this and assume she's out with her book club.
me and my girl friend will then have time to have underage sex and at the end if it ill drive her home while telling her how awesome she is because she's my girlfriend
Then I go home and study because good grades means good living.
there we fuckin go
+1
(the Twilight acid story was pretty neat too. this thread still sucks though and i hope mr. cheese catches aids.)
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dustyoilsquad
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Re: favorite things to do after a good skate sesh
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March 13, 2012, 05:23:23 PM »
get buns. maybe some frozen yogurt or cheerios. watch a good movie, read, shower.
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bitterbuffalo
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March 13, 2012, 07:11:53 PM »
Smokey rooms
Black Sabbath - Sabotage - 03 - Symptom Of The Universe
Small
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Large
Chronic tunes
Going back out to skate the city when everything is closed.
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DevMo!
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JETS fool
Re: favorite things to do after a good skate sesh
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Quote from: Archie Bunker on February 16, 2012, 11:02:56 PM
Quote from: niallc95 on February 16, 2012, 12:47:33 PM
smoke crack then watch twilight
off topic but i couldn't resist telling the internet about this one time i took acid. I was 16 and naive, and the acid was making me go crazy. My friend who was supposed to watch over me fell asleep and for some reason i thought he died so i poured water on his face to make sure and so he woke up, got pissed off at me, and then went back to sleep. Relieved that my best friend was still alive, i proceeded to go through his hbo on demand when i found twilight. I cannot explain why i clicked "watch now" but watching it on acid was the best thing ever. I thought i understood love and all that good shit and it made me feel all warm inside so i took all my clothes off and tried to jack off, with my friend sleeping on the other side of the room...but i couldn't get hard so i gave up and watched that new adam sandler flick with the rza in it
strange? yes
gay? extremely. LSD is one helluva drug
in my mind at the time i didn't think it would look that gay if my friend woke up and saw me jerking off naked to twilight. I thought it would be like if somebody woke up while casper was fucking that chick at the end of kids. If he asked me what i was doing i would have been like "just trynna get my nut, dawg"
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focus my board.
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1) huff paint 2) bake cookies 3)jazzercise naked
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March 14, 2012, 06:51:40 AM »
I like to do some sexy stuff with whatever vegetables I have stocked in the fridge.
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Re: favorite things to do after a good skate sesh
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Get home, take off my sweaty socks, play some swing, dance my ass off.
Just dance like a motherfucker.
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Quote from: grimcity on March 14, 2012, 09:34:17 AM
Get home, take off my sweaty socks, play some swing, dance my ass off.
Just dance like a motherfucker.
Kevin Bacon in Foot Loose or Xenu Cruise in Risky Business? I kinda picture you with a little more Bacon to be honest. Plus Bacon's pops designed Love Park, so he gets a leg up.
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bbq and miller high lifes
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Quote from: HATE! on March 14, 2012, 09:50:09 AM
Quote from: grimcity on March 14, 2012, 09:34:17 AM
Get home, take off my sweaty socks, play some swing, dance my ass off.
Just dance like a motherfucker.
Kevin Bacon in Foot Loose or Xenu Cruise in Risky Business? I kinda picture you with a little more Bacon to be honest. Plus Bacon's pops designed Love Park, so he gets a leg up.
Oh, most def with the Bacon steeze. Plus, I wear boxers.
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Better moves and his hair is undeniably rad. His second best hair (first goes to Tremors, son!)
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Upload all the choice clips to youtube, and label it as 'old throwaway' while still covered in sweat.then refresh refresh refresh
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I;m sure i;m not the only dc/monster/subaru type guy here
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