Roastin' Session (Diss Thread)

[Tale Crab]

"Conversation with Cells"

D00D knows what's up. First hand experience tells him that you can make a dick grow just by talking into it.

[DaSk8D00D]

sorry guy but my genetics already leave me hung like a horse, i dont need the aftermarket products. just between me & you tho, your girl has plenty of "first hand experience" with me.  lowkey she told me that you fuck like 3-legged sloth having a seizure

[Tale Crab]

They don't call you the locker room snake charmer for nothing, even if you don't look a bit like Pam Grier on the box.

[DaSk8D00D]

They don't call you the locker room snake charmer for nothing, even if you don't look a bit like Pam Grier on the box.

ayo i aint even playin that shit was weak as hell. try again please...

[Tale Crab]

I think they even made a movie about you. It was called Cock Whiperer.

[Nosferatu]

Yo iwishilivedinfinland! Nobody gives a fuck. When did you get so self important? Coming into/creating threads and posting your retarded shit in all caps. You are worse than those american apparel ads in the top right corner that say shit like "LINGERIE". Oh shit someone invented lingerie? At least they have bitches in their ads to look at.

[DaSk8D00D]

A thread where everyone makes fun of eachother? What are we going to with the rest of the board?

Ayo I always knew you were Sk8D00D stan deep down...

[ice nine]

Careful what u say, that dude killed a guy with one punch. no lie.

[DaSk8D00D]

Careful what u say, that dude killed a guy with one punch. no lie.

fam would never lay a finger on me i am his idol.

[StabMasterArson]

You're correct, I'm a giant fan of dudes who constantly post their senior picture and brag about their heelflips.

[kilgore.]

ay, ol' pink ass boy

this frank gerwer in drag lookin' fool tickle your booty hole with the principal dick vernon and have you goin' OH BOYYY





"ok-k-kay you g-g-gay"

[DaSk8D00D]

real talk tho i cant get anything past StabMaster cuz he watches my every move on slap. ill be in one thread talkin bout some shit & dude always comes back with some "well i saw your post in the _____ thread on Jan. 19, 2012 at 9:32 PM eastern time and you said _______ ". like, its happened multiple times now. dude is my biggest fan i swear, he even posted in the bump when high thread just to say something about me and he dont even smoke... thats dedication right there!

as for kilgore ...

[kilgore.]

U MAD

[DaSk8D00D]

U MAD

[Bobby Peru]

This thread has good potential. Let's get it back on track.

Back when I lived there, they looked like this:

So does your mother's vagina.

Continue.

[DaSk8D00D]

ayo id like to dedicate this post to the biggest fuck boy on SLAP, Gay Imp Sausage Metal. now if you dont know him or haven't seen any of his faggotry here on SLAP, he is a 33 year old manboy who stay tryna come at yours truly. now you know me, i gotta pretty humble demeanor so i dunno what the problem is but real talk im bout to solve that shit. the next time you see his bitch ass out on the streets




make sure you let em know that DaSk8D00D dont play that shit. real talk nigga im bout tired of yo lil airspeed wearin, checkerboard griptape skatin, "stop it mom im on chatroulette!" lookin ass. the only time i see this nigga is when he says somethin about ME, and quite frankly, that pretty dickriderish of you. how the fuck you 33 years old and still post like a suburban grom who be tryna tell you at the park how they landed 5 outta 10 kickflips in the grass yesterday but now you cant land anything. fuck YOU nigga. dude is as lame as it gets. at the least the rest of the posters who be hatin me are somewhat intelligent, and put up a good fight. you just be soundin dumb as fuck and the fact that you're actually 33 years just makes me feel sorry for your lack of intelligence, sense of humor, and purposeful existence. you the type of nigga chris hansen suits up for. you one of them niggas that be tryin too hard to impress the kids at the park due to your lack of social status in the real world, but you still garbage as fuck anyway so the kids just make fun of you while your gone. again, your pretty much just a waste of existence. dammit why the fuck whitney gotta die while this nigga continues to breathe!? fuck the world we live in b, and more importantly, fuck a Gay Imp. nigga look like he still be tryna sell off his Yu-Gi-Oh cards at the mall n shit.

[ice nine]

If you're gonna make shitty posts at least keep them short.

[Gay Imp Sausage Metal]

i think you are flattering yourself a little too much but thanks for proving that you don't have anything better to do with your time

[Greg Ostertag]

It's a chore just keeping up with who's a fake account and who's not these days...

[weedpop]

If DaSk8DOOD had just gone with the "cam'ron in pink furs" fake account I would like him a whole lot better. Now that we know him as a skinny little man-child who believes in illuminati fairy tales and looks like Lupe Fiasco's little cousin, the illusion is kind of ruined.

No need for another long winded response Sk8DOOD. I've got the cliffnotes right here:

Im black yall CB4	Small | Large

[Ronald Wilson Reagan]

This thread has good potential. Let's get it back on track.

Back when I lived there, they looked like this:

So does your mother's vagina.

Continue.

Quit fucking my mom, she won't give you her social security check.

[bakingsoda]

Hold on a second, is Gay Imp Sausage Metal Briden's new account or is that just a picture of another fat guy who looks like Briden?

[DaSk8D00D]

victor333 listening to the new Adele album

[pile]

LOL i told yall im Am for Team Handsome! but real talk tho my baby face aint gon cut it, ol crimson chin lookin ass. you like the Meg Griffin of Slap fam, just give it up.

hahahaha meg griffin. wow, sk8dood is richard pryor's grandson?

[DaSk8D00D]

LOL i told yall im Am for Team Handsome! but real talk tho my baby face aint gon cut it, ol crimson chin lookin ass. you like the Meg Griffin of Slap fam, just give it up.

hahahaha meg griffin. wow, sk8dood is richard pryor's grandson?

funny that you say that cuz i'm actually from/live in his hometown

[gutterhead.]

u guyz r stupid teehee

[pile]

LOL i told yall im Am for Team Handsome! but real talk tho my baby face aint gon cut it, ol crimson chin lookin ass. you like the Meg Griffin of Slap fam, just give it up.

hahahaha meg griffin. wow, sk8dood is richard pryor's grandson?

funny that you say that cuz i'm actually from/live in his hometown

[victor333]

victor333 listening to the new Adele album

For the last time, I'm not white! And I don't think Adele has released an album since 21.

Get with the times

[Ronald Wilson Reagan]

victor333 listening to the new Adele album

For the last time, I'm not white! And I don't think Adele has released an album since 21.

Get with the times

"For the last time..."
(nobody likes you victor)

[DaSk8D00D]

lol, this nigga victor really just tried to use his knowledge on Adele as a way to diss me. dog you gotta be fuckin kidding me...