Roastin' Session (Diss Thread)

[victor333]

I kinda like the love triangle we have going, gipper and dood.

At this rate, I'll be back to my old post count in no time. Yippeeee


oh, I need a diss, don't I?


ummm....sk8d00d, you are neither a scholar, nor a gentleman.


but you are a faggot

[fulfillthedream]

I kinda like the love triangle we have going, gipper and dood.

At this rate, I'll be back to my old post count in no time. Yippeeee


oh, I need a diss, don't I?


ummm....sk8d00d, you are neither a scholar, nor a gentleman.


but you are a faggot

victor you are by far the worst poster on here, a busta ass fool whose got a more negative rep than posts. stupid username with 333 inserted at the end, trying to be on some fake ass  reversed lizard king type shit, posting constant non sense tryin to be slick talkin shit that isn't getting you no where got a sig of the same bitch in hella different get ups which is just dirty laundry from all the other dudes shes fucked except you.

[victor333]

I kinda like the love triangle we have going, gipper and dood.

At this rate, I'll be back to my old post count in no time. Yippeeee


oh, I need a diss, don't I?


ummm....sk8d00d, you are neither a scholar, nor a gentleman.


but you are a faggot

victor you are by far the worst poster on here, a busta ass fool whose got a more negative rep than posts. stupid username with 333 inserted at the end, trying to be on some fake ass  reversed lizard king type shit, posting constant non sense tryin to be slick talkin shit that isn't getting you no where got a sig of the same bitch in hella different get ups which is just dirty laundry from all the other dudes shes fucked except you.

and you're just a second-rate sk8d00d.

How does it feel to be a ripoff of something that's already pretty shitty to begin with?

[kilgore.]

who the fuck are you even?

did you have a different name at one time?

[fulfillthedream]

who the fuck are you even?

did you have a different name at one time?

who me? nope first and only slap account.

[kilgore.]

naw, this victor333 woahdee

[victor333]

naw, this victor333 woahdee

This is my first an only account.

I've been here for a couple months? Been making a pretty big impact round these here parts, though.


I should just petition to change my name to the Notorious V.I.C.

oh, darn...need another diss.


uhh...your mother gives me fellatio on the third wednesday of every month

[via]

nobody likes you victor

[victor333]

nobody likes you victor

what the hell is "you victor"? Is that a food?

[Nydoggular]

Aye victor333 you post like shit, you probably in your room jerkin your prepubescent dick. Jockin on Adele even though that musics shit, you bust a nut real quick every time she drops a hit.

[DaSk8D00D]

naw, this victor333 woahdee

I've been here for a couple months? Been making a pretty big impact round these here parts, though.


I should just petition to change my name to the Notorious V.I.C.

oh, darn...need another diss.


uhh...your mother gives me fellatio on the third wednesday of every month

LOL i swear you've been bitin my style lowkey! but forreal tho... "big impact"? the only impact you've had is that you've managed to make an idiot of yourself on a daily basis, annoying everyone in your path. you're not funny, your charisma is nonexistent & your gif game is extremely weak. get a clue you cluck ass nigga.

[victor333]

naw, this victor333 woahdee

I've been here for a couple months? Been making a pretty big impact round these here parts, though.


I should just petition to change my name to the Notorious V.I.C.

oh, darn...need another diss.


uhh...your mother gives me fellatio on the third wednesday of every month

LOL i swear you've been bitin my style lowkey! but forreal tho... "big impact"? the only impact you've had is that you've managed to make an idiot of yourself on a daily basis, annoying everyone in your path. you're not funny, your charisma is nonexistent & your gif game is extremely weak. get a clue you cluck ass nigga.

Yea, well, I had sex with your wife

[pile]

sk8dood's wife is in a coma...

[DaSk8D00D]

sk8dood's wife is in a coma...

[frank gerwer's nose]

Victor, what kind of impulses are going through your tiny brain on a daily basis that cause you to post?

[VictoriousOG]

You're the 2nd worst Victor I know.

[DaSk8D00D]

You're the 2nd worst Victor I know.

no trust me, victor333 is much worse that you dog. ayo whats good with yo sister tho?  she look like she the type of girl thats bad but still dont get no dick somehow. im thinkin she needa thug in her life b, put me on

[Ronald Wilson Reagan]

nobody likes you victor

what the hell is "you victor"? Is that a food?

Nobody likes you Victor.

[VictoriousOG]

You're the 2nd worst Victor I know.

no trust me, victor333 is much worse that you dog. ayo whats good with yo sister tho?  she look like she the type of girl thats bad but still dont get no dick somehow. im thinkin she needa thug in her life b, put me on

she like that small chinese dick yo

[Perro Mojado]

aight stop hanging up on notirous b.i.c , ok first of all sk8dood tryings to get hood rep even tho you grew up in a fenced community next to trevon martin.

[Upgrayedd]

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[Eschaton]

Do I suck yet?

[frank gerwer's nose]

Bump. I know you're lurking victor, you fucking pecker head.

[DaSk8D00D]

Bump. I know you're lurking victor, you fucking pecker head.

LOL i can read this nigga like a fuckin book. he gets the steve berra avatar in an attempt to cope with his new found "shitty poster" reputation, but we all know that it pains him that nobody finds him funny or intelligent as he thinks he is. just face it dog, you fucking suck.

i aint even gon lie about it, ive had my handful of bad and/or worthless posts but even my rep never got lower than -16. thats the thing i find the funniest about you lame ass posters. yall all try to act like im supposedly some terrible, unintelligent poster but the SLAP consensus says that yall are even worst. fucking hilarious.

dont worry tho Pals, ima stay on the front line in the battle against bitch ass niggas & internet lames. i know some of yall still dont like me but hey, it could be worse right? at least im not a victor! ahahahahahahahahahaha








ayo but wait, i already know how this nigga gon respond too.... "blah blah blah sk8d00d you take slap too seriously, blah blah blah you speak in ebonics too much blah blah blah eat healthy & go to school blah blah blah but really all i have left to say is this


(insert lame gif here)"




its too easy i swear!

[fulfillthedream]

LOL i told yall im Am for Team Handsome! but real talk tho my baby face aint gon cut it, ol crimson chin lookin ass. you like the Meg Griffin of Slap fam, just give it up.

hahahaha meg griffin. wow, sk8dood is richard pryor's grandson?

funny that you say that cuz i'm actually from/live in his hometown

are you from sherman oaks/ san fernando valley?

[DaSk8D00D]

LOL i told yall im Am for Team Handsome! but real talk tho my baby face aint gon cut it, ol crimson chin lookin ass. you like the Meg Griffin of Slap fam, just give it up.

hahahaha meg griffin. wow, sk8dood is richard pryor's grandson?

funny that you say that cuz i'm actually from/live in his hometown

are you from sherman oaks/ san fernando valley?

Nah he was born and raised in Peoria, IL. we also have a street named after him somewhere downtown i believe

[Joust Ostrich]

Peoria?

[DaSk8D00D]

Peoria?

Richard Pryor was born on December 1, 1940 in Peoria, Illinois to LeRoy Pryor, Jr. (also known as Buck Carter) and Gertrude Thomas. A tough, streetwise kid, Pryor's father won a Golden Gloves tournament in Chicago at the age of 18. His mother worked as a prostitute and bookkeeper. Both parents were violent and alcoholic. Born out of wedlock, Richard suffered not only the stigma of illegitimacy, but also that of racism.

Read more: http://www.answers.com/topic/richard-pryor#ixzz1tfBFDzng

[Joust Ostrich]

No, I wouldn't have guessed that you were from Peoria, I knew that Pryor was.  Sorry, I wasn't clear.  And salty?  Nope.  Just surprised we are within state lines.  So you didn't have to waste the big pic. 

[DaSk8D00D]

well it is the diss thread so i hadda stay on my toes. ayo enough of the history lesson which one of you fuck niggas wants da eBeef? lemme flame somebody before i head to tha studio later