Hercules Rockefeller

[mr cheese]

i rock hoes, he rocks fellas

[Facehead]

Stuff your nuts in an oily sack and burn them.

[Money Black]

i have always loved that forum name, i can just picture the gigantic man hunk he would be.

[dude]

It just reminds me of the simpsons

[zuma]

GET THE FUCK OUT OF SLAP!

[GAY]

It just reminds me of the simpsons

DUAYNE!

[The Nose Face]

This thread is now about a different world.

[BraveUlysses]

i rock hoes, he rocks fellas

C'mon man why did you have to make a thread to say that? Now I'm sure you're trolling because there is no way you thought this thread would be entertaining. I mean the other threads sucked too but at least it didn't look like you were trying to make a shitty thread when you made those.

[Mr. Fink]

This thread is now about a different world.

If it were my choice it would be a 227 thread...but A Different World will get the job done.

[brianwilson]

I bet you are a scientologist too.

[LOU.502]

mr cheese: here are some more new thread suggestions-
favorite griptape brand
what color shoelace belt do you guys like to "rock"?
shave your dick or not?
best kind of insoles?
whats the best durometer of wheel?
how do you dress when you wanna film you best "bangers"?
are your guys's parents mean too?
what are your personal settings for the cosmetic appearance of the forum?
ramen or cup o noodles?
anyone wear bracelets? what kind?
best drake song?

I have run out of interest with this good luck in your future posting. youre killin it

[BraveUlysses]

mr cheese: here are some more new thread suggestions-
favorite griptape brand
what color shoelace belt do you guys like to "rock"?
shave your dick or not?
best kind of insoles?
whats the best durometer of wheel?
how do you dress when you wanna film you best "bangers"?
are your guys's parents mean too?
what are your personal settings for the cosmetic appearance of the forum?
ramen or cup o noodles?
anyone wear bracelets? what kind?
best drake song?

I have run out of interest with this good luck in your future posting. youre killin it

That ain't a bad idea....

[Facehead]

mr cheese: here are some more new thread suggestions-
favorite griptape brand
what color shoelace belt do you guys like to "rock"?
shave your dick or not?
best kind of insoles?
whats the best durometer of wheel?
how do you dress when you wanna film you best "bangers"?
are your guys's parents mean too?
what are your personal settings for the cosmetic appearance of the forum?
ramen or cup o noodles?
anyone wear bracelets? what kind?
best drake song?

I have run out of interest with this good luck in your future posting. youre killin it

Best color wheel.
Where to skate when your mom's on the rag.
Favorite TrukFit shirt.
Do Yo-Flips looks better with tube socks?
Eating soup before skating.
Washers: dead weight or extra stability?
I'm gay.

[tortfeasor]

favorite griptape brand
-black magic
what color shoelace belt do you guys like to "rock"?
-is dockers a a color?
shave your dick or not?
- landscape but not slash and scorch
best kind of insoles?
 you gellin?
whats the best durometer of wheel?
-53mm
how do you dress when you wanna film you best "bangers"?
- suit and tie... tux if its after 8pm
are your guys's parents mean too?
- sometimes
what are your personal settings for the cosmetic appearance of the forum?
- original
ramen or cup o noodles?
- ramen are you fucking kidding me
anyone wear bracelets? what kind?
-slap bracelets... get it?
best drake song?
-N/A

....wait wut

[Schismatic]

favorite griptape brand
-black magic
what color shoelace belt do you guys like to "rock"?
-is dockers a a color?
shave your dick or not?
- landscape but not slash and scorch
best kind of insoles?
 you gellin?
whats the best durometer of wheel?
-53mm
how do you dress when you wanna film you best "bangers"?
- suit and tie... tux if its after 8pm
are your guys's parents mean too?
- sometimes
what are your personal settings for the cosmetic appearance of the forum?
- original
ramen or cup o noodles?
- ramen are you fucking kidding me
anyone wear bracelets? what kind?
-slap bracelets... get it?
best drake song?
-N/A

....wait wut

53 durometer? Must be a smooth ride...

[happenstance]

Tortfeaser, I find your username both witty and bothersome as it brings back memories of satan (my ex) as she was in law school.

I am posting in this thread not to talk of R & B groups or to let Mr. Cheese know his thread sucks. Rather I am here to show my appreciation for Mr. Rockefeller. I said this when I started the "say something nice about a current slap poster" thread and I will say it again - your sole purpose here seems to be to make people laugh and I appreciate that. You are one funny mofo and you should never leave us. Think of the chilrens!

[LOU.502]

mr cheese: here are some more new thread suggestions-
favorite griptape brand
what color shoelace belt do you guys like to "rock"?
shave your dick or not?
best kind of insoles?
whats the best durometer of wheel?
how do you dress when you wanna film you best "bangers"?
are your guys's parents mean too?
what are your personal settings for the cosmetic appearance of the forum?
ramen or cup o noodles?
anyone wear bracelets? what kind?
best drake song?

I have run out of interest with this good luck in your future posting. youre killin it

Best color wheel.
Where to skate when your mom's on the rag.
Favorite TrukFit shirt.
Do Yo-Flips looks better with tube socks?
Eating soup before skating.
Washers: dead weight or extra stability?
I'm gay.

hahahahahahahahaha yes!

[ian lowe]

H.R. appreciation thread. hey hercules, i like your posts n stuff.

[Hercules Rockefeller]

you know, i?ve been thinking about this thread a lot. there you are, questioning my sexual orientation like only the most genious comedians do. also, i?ve noticed that someone has taken the effort of cooking me every day for a few weeks now.
what does this tell me? have i passed my prime? is it time to go and just post in the setup and postthehatsyourewearing-threads anymore? i wrote my options on a whiteboard. i brainstormed. i called a TV-fortune-teller. nothing really worked.

and then i realized what was really going on. your posts and threads keep on bugging be because they seem to be composed by a group of lunatic monkeys on lsd, yet i cant really find a way to stop you. the reason for that is so simple, i didnt see it at first: i love cheese. i cant harm cheese. i cant bear the thought of something bad happening to cheese. and since you apparently are made up entirely from cheese, you are unstoppable.

go on, my gentle hero. spread the cheese.

[finknoos]

you know, i?ve been thinking about this thread a lot. there you are, questioning my sexual orientation like only the most genious comedians do. also, i?ve noticed that someone has taken the effort of cooking me every day for a few weeks now.
what does this tell me? have i passed my prime? is it time to go and just post in the setup and postthehatsyourewearing-threads anymore? i wrote my options on a whiteboard. i brainstormed. i called a TV-fortune-teller. nothing really worked.

and then i realized what was really going on. your posts and threads keep on bugging be because they seem to be composed by a group of lunatic monkeys on lsd, yet i cant really find a way to stop you. the reason for that is so simple, i didnt see it at first: i love cheese. i cant harm cheese. i cant bear the thought of something bad happening to cheese. and since you apparently are made up entirely from cheese, you are unstoppable.

go on, my gentle hero. spread the cheese.

oh shit, i will cook you back into positives in good time my good chum.

as for Mr. Cheese...