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« on: March 09, 2012, 08:15:23 PM »
what secrets does the industry keep from us?
 someone informed me cons is owned by nike i was pretty bummed to hear it but i had no clue
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« Reply #1 on: March 09, 2012, 08:36:25 PM »
jereme rogers owns crailtap
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« Reply #2 on: March 09, 2012, 08:56:54 PM »
Quote from: goatsucker on March 09, 2012, 08:15:23 PM
what secrets does the industry keep from us?
 someone informed me cons is owned by nike i was pretty bummed to hear it but i had no clue



i didn't even know this was a secret! let see if i can be more of a bummer
vans is owned by a women's fashion company. AWS, habitat, gravis, (there for analog?) is owned by burton. witch probably owned by someone else.
coca cola owns mcdonalds.
oprah owns DLX.
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« Reply #3 on: March 09, 2012, 09:20:25 PM »
riley hawk is actually just tony's clone

sammy baptista is actually goofy
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« Reply #4 on: March 09, 2012, 09:29:40 PM »
Quote from: pandarelated on March 09, 2012, 08:56:54 PM
Quote from: goatsucker on March 09, 2012, 08:15:23 PM
what secrets does the industry keep from us?
 someone informed me cons is owned by nike i was pretty bummed to hear it but i had no clue



i didn't even know this was a secret! let see if i can be more of a bummer
vans is owned by a women's fashion company. AWS, habitat, gravis, (there for analog?) is owned by burton. witch probably owned by someone else.
coca cola owns mcdonalds.
oprah owns DLX.
Dyrdek owns AWS now
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I saw your mom do a ollie to cooch drop straight down the big black pole, it was gnarly. she defiantly shut that shit down.
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« Reply #5 on: March 09, 2012, 09:36:40 PM »
Pro skateboarders make very little money , industry makes millions. 
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« Reply #6 on: March 09, 2012, 09:52:49 PM »
shane o neil is a victim of illuminati programming/mind control . contrary to popular disbelief, his girlfriend is indeed made entirely of plastic.
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« Reply #7 on: March 09, 2012, 10:28:34 PM »
braydons bat-tat isn't permanent, but merely a marketing ploy
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« Reply #8 on: March 09, 2012, 10:50:07 PM »
kostons actually a pretty serious guy


berra street skates every night by himself
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« Reply #9 on: March 09, 2012, 10:58:12 PM »
I measure the length of my dry spell by how long my pubes are
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« Reply #10 on: March 09, 2012, 11:15:43 PM »
theotis is antwuans step brother
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« Reply #11 on: March 09, 2012, 11:56:39 PM »
PUMA bought Volcom... zzzzzzz
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« Reply #12 on: March 10, 2012, 12:01:14 AM »
[quote a1uthor=mandibleclaw link=topic=60537.msg1639314#msg1639314 date=1331356825]
riley hawk is actually just tony's clone

sammy baptista is actually goofy
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I knew it!
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« Reply #13 on: March 10, 2012, 12:22:36 AM »
Quote from: Dr Steve Brule on March 09, 2012, 10:58:12 PM
I measure the length of my dry spell by how long my pubes are

"just measure the length of your pubes, ya dingus!"
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« Reply #14 on: March 10, 2012, 12:43:41 AM »
Quote from: FrenchFuck on March 09, 2012, 09:36:40 PM
Pro skateboarders make very little money , industry makes millions. 
some of your favorite pros still live with their parents
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« Reply #15 on: March 10, 2012, 02:32:37 AM »
None of us really skates, it is all just one big Matrix, built by Matix. How else do you think that company stays in buisness. Of course if you get hurt inside the thing, real damage occurs as well.
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« Reply #16 on: March 10, 2012, 02:39:10 AM »
bam margera is back on toy, full part to drop soon.
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« Reply #17 on: March 10, 2012, 02:46:19 AM »
chris haslem and chad muska are the same person
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« Reply #18 on: March 10, 2012, 03:06:44 AM »
The entire industry really does have it out for Brian Wenning.

Berra and Koston are fighting Scientology from the inside.

Jaws doesn't really jump down big shit. His filmer just uses advanced camera techniques and Photoshop is rampant in the entire industry.
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Quote from: Hypnotoad on November 22, 2012, 02:15:53 AM
Blows my mind that people are leaving companies run by established pros in favor of one run by Nick Trapasso, who I'm pretty sure can't count to twenty without taking off his shoes.
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« Reply #19 on: March 10, 2012, 03:29:12 AM »
Women poop from the vagina hole.
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« Reply #20 on: March 10, 2012, 04:20:44 AM »
The new Selfish ad is 'shopped.
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« Reply #21 on: March 10, 2012, 04:26:36 AM »
Weekendtage is serious business
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« Reply #22 on: March 10, 2012, 04:59:40 AM »
Quote from: FrenchFuck on March 09, 2012, 09:36:40 PM
Pro skateboarders make very little money , industry makes millions.  

Well it happens to every industry
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Surplus_labour
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« Reply #23 on: March 10, 2012, 07:05:12 AM »
gator was actually recruited by the us government to do spy missions in russia
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peace to your mommas yeast!
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« Reply #24 on: March 10, 2012, 07:51:16 AM »
David: How are those magnets?
Michael Emerson: Huh?
David: Magnets, Michael. You're ollieing with magnets. How do they feel?
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« Reply #25 on: March 10, 2012, 08:06:23 AM »
The sheckler part is actually real
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« Reply #26 on: March 10, 2012, 08:07:41 AM »
a lot of bail photos get run (ran?) in ads
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« Reply #27 on: March 10, 2012, 08:30:47 AM »
Brooklyn Brawler isn't an asain from Toronto, he is actually is Jason Dill.
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« Reply #28 on: March 10, 2012, 09:18:29 AM »
Quote from: wayside11 on March 09, 2012, 11:15:43 PM
theotis is antwuans son

And neither of them know.
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« Reply #29 on: March 10, 2012, 09:22:52 AM »
Spanky is in fact, Spanky from the Little Rascals
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