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AfterEight
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Steve, a word? if you will
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March 10, 2012, 10:02:46 AM »
STOP READING THE FUCKING BATB RULES BEFORE EVERY GAME. ITS LAME, WE ALL KNOW THEM, THE SKATERS TUNE OUT AND WHOEVER READS THEM LOOKS LIKE A CHUMP. I know you toyed with just saying 'berrics rules' last season because it dawned on you how gay it was saying it every time. Then you were like: "FUCK, i need like 30 more seconds on all these videos so i can make more ad money." and you brought them back in. Well heres a fucking idea for you, sit down with your employees and eric and come up with something else to fill that time cuz its painful and stupid to read every single fucking game.
Sorry
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Facehead
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March 10, 2012, 10:04:36 AM »
Good point.
And as a nice compromise, he can read them, then just edit that part out of the vid.
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teh canadian suit
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I bet he really respects that you used all caps in that.
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Josh McLaughlin
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March 10, 2012, 11:56:27 AM »
you can just skip the part where he reads the rules.....
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Re: Steve, a word? if you will
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Quote from: Josh McLaughlin on March 10, 2012, 11:56:27 AM
you can just skip the part where he reads the rules.....
tits or GTFO
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AfterEight
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Re: Steve, a word? if you will
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Quote from: sebastian on March 10, 2012, 11:59:37 AM
Quote from: Josh McLaughlin on March 10, 2012, 11:56:27 AM
you can just skip the part where he reads the rules.....
tits or GTFO
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HATE!
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Re: Steve, a word? if you will
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March 10, 2012, 04:04:05 PM »
If Berra actually said, "And may Xenu have mercy on your soul." I'd fly to CA and high five him so hard his arm broke.
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Quote from: HATE! on March 10, 2012, 04:04:05 PM
If Berra actually said, "And may Xenu have mercy on your soul." I'd fly to CA and high five him so hard his arm broke.
hahahahah
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L33Tg33k
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Re: Steve, a word? if you will
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March 10, 2012, 08:13:21 PM »
Nothing's worse than hearing him say, "Ro Sham Bo!"
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Zach M.
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Re: Steve, a word? if you will
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March 11, 2012, 03:21:49 PM »
Here's a question: why the fuck do you care? And here's a thought: I can guarantee that he doesn't think of any of these factors when he makes the videos...more ad time? You don't seem to understand how this kind of stuff works...
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DaSk8D00D
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March 11, 2012, 03:53:40 PM »
i can agree with you but it really aint nothin to get that upset about
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wayside11
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Re: Steve, a word? if you will
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March 11, 2012, 03:57:49 PM »
Quote from: Josh McLaughlin on March 10, 2012, 11:56:27 AM
you can just skip the part where he reads the rules.....
everytime
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Fruitpunch
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Re: Steve, a word? if you will
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March 11, 2012, 04:30:58 PM »
Don't sweat the small stuff.
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myles.
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Re: Steve, a word? if you will
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March 11, 2012, 04:51:38 PM »
Quote from: L33Tg33k on March 10, 2012, 08:13:21 PM
Nothing's worse than hearing him say, "Ro Sham Bo!"
nothings worse than actually watching the berrics (except off the grid, that segment is the only thing interesting the berrics has ever done)
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jim
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March 11, 2012, 05:41:05 PM »
Quote from: Zach M. on March 11, 2012, 03:21:49 PM
Here's a question: why the fuck do you care? And here's a thought: I can guarantee that he doesn't think of any of these factors when he makes the videos...more ad time? You don't seem to understand how this kind of stuff works...
lol steve
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Zach M.
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Re: Steve, a word? if you will
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March 11, 2012, 05:53:38 PM »
Quote from: jim on March 11, 2012, 05:41:05 PM
Quote from: Zach M. on March 11, 2012, 03:21:49 PM
Here's a question: why the fuck do you care? And here's a thought: I can guarantee that he doesn't think of any of these factors when he makes the videos...more ad time? You don't seem to understand how this kind of stuff works...
lol steve
if you're implying that I am Steve Berra then I hope you're joking lol
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Chipp
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March 11, 2012, 06:02:19 PM »
why the heck are you watching poeple play skate anywho.
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Zach M.
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Re: Steve, a word? if you will
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Quote from: Chipp on March 11, 2012, 06:02:19 PM
why the heck are you watching poeple play skate anywho.
do you even skate?
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Re: Steve, a word? if you will
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March 11, 2012, 08:14:18 PM »
Quote from: Josh McLaughlin on March 10, 2012, 11:56:27 AM
you can just skip the part where he reads the rules.....
or just skip the part where you go to the berrics site....
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Quote from: DaSk8D00D on April 17, 2012, 02:13:06 PM
you some closet dick-in-da-booty ass nigga.
pappalardospizza
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Re: Steve, a word? if you will
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March 11, 2012, 08:46:32 PM »
people still watch that?
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jim
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Guess that's why they call it window pane
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Quote from: Zach M. on March 11, 2012, 05:53:38 PM
Quote from: jim on March 11, 2012, 05:41:05 PM
Quote from: Zach M. on March 11, 2012, 03:21:49 PM
Here's a question: why the fuck do you care? And here's a thought: I can guarantee that he doesn't think of any of these factors when he makes the videos...more ad time? You don't seem to understand how this kind of stuff works...
lol steve
if you're implying that I am Steve Berra then I hope you're joking lol
no joke Stevie berra
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Zach M.
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Re: Steve, a word? if you will
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March 12, 2012, 02:37:27 PM »
Quote from: jim on March 12, 2012, 08:53:11 AM
Quote from: Zach M. on March 11, 2012, 05:53:38 PM
Quote from: jim on March 11, 2012, 05:41:05 PM
Quote from: Zach M. on March 11, 2012, 03:21:49 PM
Here's a question: why the fuck do you care? And here's a thought: I can guarantee that he doesn't think of any of these factors when he makes the videos...more ad time? You don't seem to understand how this kind of stuff works...
lol steve
if you're implying that I am Steve Berra then I hope you're joking lol
no joke Stevie berra
Well then sorry to disappoint but my name is Zach Metzler, not Steve Berra.
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AfterEight
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Re: Steve, a word? if you will
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March 12, 2012, 04:26:57 PM »
Quote from: Zach M. on March 12, 2012, 02:37:27 PM
Quote from: jim on March 12, 2012, 08:53:11 AM
Quote from: Zach M. on March 11, 2012, 05:53:38 PM
Quote from: jim on March 11, 2012, 05:41:05 PM
Quote from: Zach M. on March 11, 2012, 03:21:49 PM
Here's a question: why the fuck do you care? And here's a thought: I can guarantee that he
doesn't think of any of these factors when he makes the videos...more ad time? You don't seem to understand how this kind of stuff works...
lol steve
if you're implying that I am Steve Berra then I hope you're joking lol
no joke Stevie berra
Well then sorry to disappoint but my name is Zach Metzler, not Steve Berra.
Zachary, I want to point out what you said about ad time, which I bolded above. Number 1. It most certainly matters how much time kids spend watching his videos. For simplicity's sake, more time means more money. Number 2. If you're as aggressive and focused about advertising as the berrics is, you are aware of this simple rule and will do your best to keep kids on there.
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Re: Steve, a word? if you will
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Quote from: Zach M. on March 11, 2012, 06:06:15 PM
Quote from: Chipp on March 11, 2012, 06:02:19 PM
why the heck are you watching poeple play skate anywho.
do you even skate?
What are you, 12?
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Chipp
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Re: Steve, a word? if you will
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Quote from: Ronald Wilson Reagan on March 12, 2012, 04:41:26 PM
Quote from: Zach M. on March 11, 2012, 06:06:15 PM
Quote from: Chipp on March 11, 2012, 06:02:19 PM
why the heck are you watching poeple play skate anywho.
do you even skate?
What are you, 12?
forced into retirement, now i just pose by ya moms crib
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Zach M.
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Re: Steve, a word? if you will
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March 12, 2012, 05:13:35 PM »
Quote from: Ronald Wilson Reagan on March 12, 2012, 04:41:26 PM
Quote from: Zach M. on March 11, 2012, 06:06:15 PM
Quote from: Chipp on March 11, 2012, 06:02:19 PM
why the heck are you watching poeple play skate anywho.
do you even skate?
What are you, 12?
Try reversing those digits and adding 1 to it...and how is what I said, in any way, immature? I just thought it was ridiculous that you think it's somehow silly or wrong to watch people play skate...that's part of how you learn. I know I've gotten a lot of my style and trick preferences from people I watch. There is nothing wrong with watching people who are good at what they do, do it. And if it's something you consider a passion of yours, it would seem almost weird that you
don't
watch other people. That's why I asked if you skate...if you really love skating then why would you not watch others better than you...always stuff you can learn. Not hating or anything, just seems weird that you would take this stance...? I dunno.
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Re: Steve, a word? if you will
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March 12, 2012, 05:25:11 PM »
Quote from: Zach M. on March 12, 2012, 05:13:35 PM
Quote from: Ronald Wilson Reagan on March 12, 2012, 04:41:26 PM
Quote from: Zach M. on March 11, 2012, 06:06:15 PM
Quote from: Chipp on March 11, 2012, 06:02:19 PM
why the heck are you watching poeple play skate anywho.
do you even skate?
What are you, 12?
Try reversing those digits and adding 1 to it...and how is what I said, in any way, immature? I just thought it was ridiculous that you think it's somehow silly or wrong to watch people play skate...that's part of how you learn. I know I've gotten a lot of my style and trick preferences from people I watch. There is nothing wrong with watching people who are good at what they do, do it. And if it's something you consider a passion of yours, it would seem almost weird that you
don't
watch other people. That's why I asked if you skate...if you really love skating then why would you not watch others better than you...always stuff you can learn. Not hating or anything, just seems weird that you would take this stance...? I dunno.
lurk more
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Zach M.
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Re: Steve, a word? if you will
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March 12, 2012, 06:03:09 PM »
Quote from: cringe. on March 12, 2012, 05:25:11 PM
Quote from: Zach M. on March 12, 2012, 05:13:35 PM
Quote from: Ronald Wilson Reagan on March 12, 2012, 04:41:26 PM
Quote from: Zach M. on March 11, 2012, 06:06:15 PM
Quote from: Chipp on March 11, 2012, 06:02:19 PM
why the heck are you watching poeple play skate anywho.
do you even skate?
What are you, 12?
Try reversing those digits and adding 1 to it...and how is what I said, in any way, immature? I just thought it was ridiculous that you think it's somehow silly or wrong to watch people play skate...that's part of how you learn. I know I've gotten a lot of my style and trick preferences from people I watch. There is nothing wrong with watching people who are good at what they do, do it. And if it's something you consider a passion of yours, it would seem almost weird that you
don't
watch other people. That's why I asked if you skate...if you really love skating then why would you not watch others better than you...always stuff you can learn. Not hating or anything, just seems weird that you would take this stance...? I dunno.
lurk more
You're so funny
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Re: Steve, a word? if you will
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Quote from: Zach M. on March 12, 2012, 06:03:09 PM
Quote from: cringe. on March 12, 2012, 05:25:11 PM
Quote from: Zach M. on March 12, 2012, 05:13:35 PM
Quote from: Ronald Wilson Reagan on March 12, 2012, 04:41:26 PM
Quote from: Zach M. on March 11, 2012, 06:06:15 PM
Quote from: Chipp on March 11, 2012, 06:02:19 PM
why the heck are you watching poeple play skate anywho.
do you even skate?
What are you, 12?
Try reversing those digits and adding 1 to it...and how is what I said, in any way, immature? I just thought it was ridiculous that you think it's somehow silly or wrong to watch people play skate...that's part of how you learn. I know I've gotten a lot of my style and trick preferences from people I watch. There is nothing wrong with watching people who are good at what they do, do it. And if it's something you consider a passion of yours, it would seem almost weird that you
don't
watch other people. That's why I asked if you skate...if you really love skating then why would you not watch others better than you...always stuff you can learn. Not hating or anything, just seems weird that you would take this stance...? I dunno.
lurk more
You're so funny
1] he's not being funny. after every post you made in this thread, i was thinking to myself, "this kid should really lurk more". not because your posts were especially shitty (they were, but not too shitty) but more because it's been repeated word for word by many newbs before you.
2] lurk more.
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Re: Steve, a word? if you will
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Quote from: Zach M. on March 12, 2012, 05:13:35 PM
Quote from: Ronald Wilson Reagan on March 12, 2012, 04:41:26 PM
Quote from: Zach M. on March 11, 2012, 06:06:15 PM
Quote from: Chipp on March 11, 2012, 06:02:19 PM
why the heck are you watching poeple play skate anywho.
do you even skate?
What are you, 12?
Try reversing those digits and adding 1 to it...
...you're 211?
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