Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On

[steve]

So I went out with this chick I used to work with. She was always really nice and I thought "too bad she's married." we've gone out for drinks a few times with other people and she's said things that could be taken in a context like "did you really say that to me?" in a sexual way.

Anyhow, we went out for drinks and sushi last night and got wasted. She's pulling the cherries out of each drink and tying the stems in knots with her tongue, just chatting me up in the mean while. then, she puts it all on the table, talking directly about what she likes to do in bed. How she hasn't fucked her husband in months. yada yada yada. She then says "We're going to be having sex soon" and outlines a whole plan of having an affair with me. I'm talking "rules about not getting attached" "certain times" "this is what I do in bed" "I like it raw"

So, last night, wasted, I was hyped. Now that I've thought about it, I think it could be a huge fucking headache. She's 31 I'm 27. I just don't know. fuck

[Zurg]

Haven't spelt in two days... seeing GZA tonight

[BRIX SKWIKZ]

YOURE THE NEXT FOOL IN LINE, GTFO

[Binomial Nomenclature]

I got fired from a part time job that I was going to quit next week.

[Will Easley]

So I went out with this chick I used to work with. She was always really nice and I thought "too bad she's married." we've gone out for drinks a few times with other people and she's said things that could be taken in a context like "did you really say that to me?" in a sexual way.

Anyhow, we went out for drinks and sushi last night and got wasted. She's pulling the cherries out of each drink and tying the stems in knots with her tongue, just chatting me up in the mean while. then, she puts it all on the table, talking directly about what she likes to do in bed. How she hasn't fucked her husband in months. yada yada yada. She then says "We're going to be having sex soon" and outlines a whole plan of having an affair with me. I'm talking "rules about not getting attached" "certain times" "this is what I do in bed" "I like it raw"

So, last night, wasted, I was hyped. Now that I've thought about it, I think it could be a huge fucking headache. She's 31 I'm 27. I just don't know. fuck

That does sound like some suspect. She's sexually frustrated & wants your dick, but at the same time you see how she goes about it & makes you wonder exactly why her marriage is straining. She sounds like she prolly be on some wannabe dominatrix type shit

[Filip]

Its perfectly nice outside, and I want to go skate after work, But I made a mistake of going to gym with my hockey player brother yesterday, and now I cant even walk without almost crying. Ill try to walk it off, weather is too nice to not skate, plus I have a new board waiting for me at home.

[Nydoggular]

Filmed a line today but it glitched halfway through.

[nino brown]

started low key smoking reefa again

[Monty Burns]

Woody Allen

[ttching!]

Same:




Also, GAY, check out what is on the ticker at the bottom of the screen.

[mex.ceferino]

today i took my last final and currently job hunting!
if i dont find a job here in san diego i'll end up going to alaska again to work at trident seafoods for the summer
i'd rather stay here and do fun stuff instead of laboring for 2 months nonstop in AK, either way its a win-win for me
this weekend we're building a DIY spot back home (inspired by the DIY thread)
stoked!

on the not stoked side,
i haven't wanked in 2 weeks
my sexual arousal and libido has significantly decreased and i dont know why
oddly enough, im very content and satisfied with life. maybe im aging

[TFUCKINA]

im stoked that i found out i like alcohol, not stoked that after binge drinking for almost a month straight, ive literally lost everything, soooo i guess i have a problem with alcohol, but dont care?

[twitchflip]

So I went out with this chick I used to work with. She was always really nice and I thought "too bad she's married." we've gone out for drinks a few times with other people and she's said things that could be taken in a context like "did you really say that to me?" in a sexual way.

Anyhow, we went out for drinks and sushi last night and got wasted. She's pulling the cherries out of each drink and tying the stems in knots with her tongue, just chatting me up in the mean while. then, she puts it all on the table, talking directly about what she likes to do in bed. How she hasn't fucked her husband in months. yada yada yada. She then says "We're going to be having sex soon" and outlines a whole plan of having an affair with me. I'm talking "rules about not getting attached" "certain times" "this is what I do in bed" "I like it raw"

So, last night, wasted, I was hyped. Now that I've thought about it, I think it could be a huge fucking headache. She's 31 I'm 27. I just don't know. fuck

don't be hittin up other people's wives. this is someone's entire life that you're messing with. and for what, getting a bolt off? think about it

[via]

I have to go to court in a few minutes to get a new court date for a speeding ticket. Such a huge waste of time.

Afterwards, me and some friends are driving to the beach. We decided to go just before they announced "last call" at the bar last night.

Also, whoever up there thinking about fucking someone elses wife, stop thinking about it. That shit is wretched.

[ttching!]

I laughed, and am very disappointed with myself for doing so.

[Jumping Beans]

Played some 3-man baseball earlier.  Got a couple decent hits and running catches in, but I cant pick up a grounder to save my fucking life.  I start playing softball next week, I gotta practice man.  Also, the simultaneous guilt and satisfaction of eating out for every meal in a day.

[sleepypancakes]

James Kelch has another board out on Western Edition, and being a Cincinnati native this stokes me out.

Sorry about this massive image, but it makes it a little easier to see what I'm not stoked on. They spelled Cincinnati wrong, and I was going to buy the board as a wall hanger but I can't imagine spelling it "Cincinatti" was purposeful?

Anyways, nitpicking.
*cred to seasons for the image

[myrrh]

Its perfectly nice outside, and I want to go skate after work, But I made a mistake of going to gym with my hockey player brother yesterday, and now I cant even walk without almost crying. Ill try to walk it off, weather is too nice to not skate, plus I have a new board waiting for me at home.

Same story here : finally both nice weather and 4 days free from work, and of course my toe is blue and fucked.

[LOU.502]

My terrible hippie asshole roommate and his dumb pregnant fianc? (that he had "known" just a month prior to contaminating her with his no doubt vile fucking specimen) just moved out of my house. Finally. Now I have averything set up like I like it, I can do whatever I want: drunken powerslides in the living room, have people over(dude was so bad my friends wouldn't ever even come over when he was around), do dishes and stuff naked... It's great that he's gone, but now I gotta either get a new roommate or just deal with paying for everything, and this shit is getting expensive.