Reasons Why You Don't Like DaSk8D00D

[Stoop Kid]

LOL at how all you fuckboys come running into MY thread after gettin yo feelins hurt somewhere else on the da boards. all you niggas played out like Fila high tops & FUBU hoodieshirts. kobrakai you weak as fuck, tryna sneak diss a nigga...  i KNOW you aint the one talk when all of your posts are mostly just you complaining about somebody else. if i wanted to hear someone explain their bitterness towards the world id rather talk to my suburban bitch with da black fingernails. she listens to good charorlette and doesnt like to give head.


and i have never said anything about watermelons on here but for the record they are most definitely in my top 5 fruits. hop off my sack you plum gurgling bitch!

This has to be one of the funniest things I have ever read in this forum.

[iKobrakai]

LOL at how all you fuckboys come running into MY thread after gettin yo feelins hurt somewhere else on the da boards. all you niggas played out like Fila high tops & FUBU hoodieshirts. kobrakai you weak as fuck, tryna sneak diss a nigga...  i KNOW you aint the one talk when all of your posts are mostly just you complaining about somebody else. if i wanted to hear someone explain their bitterness towards the world id rather talk to my suburban bitch with da black fingernails. she listens to good charorlette and doesnt like to give head.


and i have never said anything about watermelons on here but for the record they are most definitely in my top 5 fruits. hop off my sack you plum gurgling bitch!

This has to be one of the funniest things I have ever read in this forum.

Watermelons are a type of berry. And I know you love me.

[Rumpleforeskin]

backin dask8dood forever, livin' it up 2k12 guy

[DaSk8D00D]

LOL at how all you fuckboys come running into MY thread after gettin yo feelins hurt somewhere else on the da boards. all you niggas played out like Fila high tops & FUBU hoodieshirts. kobrakai you weak as fuck, tryna sneak diss a nigga...  i KNOW you aint the one talk when all of your posts are mostly just you complaining about somebody else. if i wanted to hear someone explain their bitterness towards the world id rather talk to my suburban bitch with da black fingernails. she listens to good charorlette and doesnt like to give head.


and i have never said anything about watermelons on here but for the record they are most definitely in my top 5 fruits. hop off my sack you plum gurgling bitch!

This has to be one of the funniest things I have ever read in this forum.

Watermelons are a type of berry. And I know you love me.

berries are a form of fruit moron. and no, i dont love yo bum ass cuz yous a hatin ass bitch nigga.

ayo rumpleforeskin i see you my fellow pocket sand

[Skate Troll]

Narcacist

[DaSk8D00D]

Narcacist

lol, learn to spell before putting something in big bold letters

[Skate Troll]

[frank gerwer's nose]

Skated00d we've probably had our differences in the past but I'm pretty psyched that I just gnarred you up to the positives.

[DaSk8D00D]

Skated00d we've probably had our differences in the past but I'm pretty psyched that I just gnarred you up to the positives.

i dont recall having any, but thanks fam!

[cringe.]

go team sk8dood, down with sk8 troll, victor and darrin lee.

[DaSk8D00D]

i just dont get it man. i cut down on my daily serving of da eBeef & i havent even had no bullshit posts lately, yet all of the sudden niggas wanna kook tha shit outta me. i was having fun balancing my rep between -1 and +1 but naw yall wanna fuck all that up. niggas gon make me get back on that grimy shit. but forreal tho, WHO DA FUCK BEEN KOOKIN ME!? REVEAL YOURSELVES NOW COWARDS! FUCK WIT THA BULL AND YOU GON GET THA HORNS BITCH NIGGA. IF ANYBODY WANT DA BEEF DEN BRING IT! I GOT G00NS THAT CATCH MORE BODIES THAN A CHEERLEADER FOLK, LEMME FIND OUT WHO SNEAK DISSIN ME AND IMA HAVE EM KNOCKIN ON YO FRONT LIKE JAHOVA'S WITNESS. YOU NIGGAS DONT WANT WAR WIT DA D00D B....I GOT GIFS OUT DA ASS IF YOU NIGGAS THINK YOU CAN HANG WIT ME SQUAD UP AND LETS GET THIS SHIT CLICKIN LIKE DOROTHY'S HEELS! YALL DONT WANT IT!

[StabMasterArson]

I throw a minus one your way whenever possible.

[DaSk8D00D]

i can respect the fact that you aint no bitch and youll let yo thirsty haterisms be publicly known, still, its clearly obvious that i've outwitted you in every encounter. you not about dat life breh, IM OUT HERE. ya-diiiiig!? ayo real talk tho i know you prolly think of yourself as a real disciplined individual or whatever but the truth is that i be makin you lose yo composure b.i can see it within yo posts, you know its true!

[trannies and mannies]

I find D00D's posts hilarious, especially when hes in an argument or just ranting.

[Cadillac Ranch Dressing]

The Reggie Miller of Slap <3

[happenstance]

D00d, you have grown on me. *Man hug.

[dask8d00d]

*Cue Jay-Z voice*

Yall niggas can't be serious fam. I gotta be one of the all time greats when it comes to the posting. I'm leading the Boards in at least 6 Statistical Categories right now...Best Posts, Most Consistent, Least Predictable, Most Charisma, I post the best gifs...AND MY INTERVIEWS ARE HOTTER! HOLLA!


*record scratch sound*


Ayo real talk I just wanna remind all these new-breed trolls & lifelong lames that I'm still the Broly to you Krillen & Master Roshi ass niggas. Yall know who I'm talkin about. Those niggas. Niggas like Skate Troll who be doin everything they can to "crack the system" after being banned just so they can continue to let the internet know how fucking lame they are. Like, I understand that yall kinda like to play that role of "the bubbly green shit stain of SLAP" and all but some of yall niggas thrive in that role too well, ya feel me? Like, yall niggas just like be hated on some masochist shit. How you killin the game with all haters & no fans? That's what happens when you gurgle whacksauce every morning.

See, that's what sets me apart these stale ass background characters. Niggas ain't got that "it" factor like I do. I mean, maybe victor but that's only because he's so lame that he pretty much defined his own category of troll n shit, but for the most part all these wannbe "bad-guy" posters are generic as fuck. There be a few newer posters who be havin they lil moments n shit but that's only when they catch themselves being emotionally uneasy at the time as they normal succumb to SLAP conformity, which is also fairly lame.


I know how the streets was talkin...Niggas been wantin to know the real reason as to why I temporarily focused my account, as if they forgot I had an underlying plan the whole time. Remind you that I already reached the powers of the SLAP Illuminati on my prolific run to greatness once before, so if you still Curious George about the situation go ask one of yo lil CoD multiplayer buddies what prestige is and get back @ at me... Whether yall niggas appreciate the daily gems I drop on here or enviously hate on such talent my greatness will only snowball by the day. Niggas hate the game but they can't block the layup! FUCK YOU HATIN' ASS NIGGAS WHO STAY TRYNA DISS THA KID!









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*awkward tension*

[ROCKxADIO420]

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[L33Tg33k]

I just want to say that watermelon is the shit. Cut it into cubes, chill it in the fridge and I'm a happy man. Please continue with this ridiculous thread.

[Nosferatu]

I just want to say that watermelon is the shit. Cut it into cubes, chill it in the fridge and I'm a happy man. Please continue with this ridiculous thread.

Yeah, this thread needed more black stereotypes. Didn't read it, but one can assume...

[Cadillac Ranch Dressing]

The Reggie Miller of Slap <3

I take this back.

[Strike A Pose]

*Cue Jay-Z voice*

Yall niggas can't be serious fam. I gotta be one of the all time greats when it comes to the posting. I'm leading the Boards in at least 6 Statistical Categories right now...Best Posts, Most Consistent, Least Predictable, Most Charisma, I post the best gifs...AND MY INTERVIEWS ARE HOTTER! HOLLA!


*record scratch sound*


Ayo real talk I just wanna remind all these new-breed trolls & lifelong lames that I'm still the Broly to you Krillen & Master Roshi ass niggas. Yall know who I'm talkin about. Those niggas. Niggas like Skate Troll who be doin everything they can to "crack the system" after being banned just so they can continue to let the internet know how fucking lame they are. Like, I understand that yall kinda like to play that role of "the bubbly green shit stain of SLAP" and all but some of yall niggas thrive in that role too well, ya feel me? Like, yall niggas just like be hated on some masochist shit. How you killin the game with all haters & no fans? That's what happens when you gurgle whacksauce every morning.

See, that's what sets me apart these stale ass background characters. Niggas ain't got that "it" factor like I do. I mean, maybe victor but that's only because he's so lame that he pretty much defined his own category of troll n shit, but for the most part all these wannbe "bad-guy" posters are generic as fuck. There be a few newer posters who be havin they lil moments n shit but that's only when they catch themselves being emotionally uneasy at the time as they normal succumb to SLAP conformity, which is also fairly lame.


I know how the streets was talkin...Niggas been wantin to know the real reason as to why I temporarily focused my account, as if they forgot I had an underlying plan the whole time. Remind you that I already reached the powers of the SLAP Illuminati on my prolific run to greatness once before, so if you still Curious George about the situation go ask one of yo lil CoD multiplayer buddies what prestige is and get back @ at me... Whether yall niggas appreciate the daily gems I drop on here or enviously hate on such talent my greatness will only snowball by the day. Niggas hate the game but they can't block the layup! FUCK YOU HATIN' ASS NIGGAS WHO STAY TRYNA DISS THA KID!









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*awkward tension*

Hahahahaaa.

Still concerned about the boards perception of your (multiple) departure(s), I see.


Why do you care so much!!

If you never had the emotional breakdown in the first place you wouldn't have to defend your honor at every opportunity. So much for that "master plan"\

Ether.

That shit that make your soul burn slow.

+Bumping ancient threads.

This issue must have been eating away at you for quite some time.

Come on, William. You can't play every role at once, you need to pick a part and stick to it.

You keep changing the script, just keep it 100!!!

[dask8d00d]

Obvious joke thread is obvious...or at least I thought it was. I dunno, maybe my characters just that convincing. Some people just don't "get it" I guess. *Kanye Shrug*

The Reggie Miller of Slap <3

I take this back.

There is only one professional athlete that DaSk8D00D can be compared to

A painful look at the dominant career of Brock Lesnar

And on that note, I'm out!