Pretty funny blog featuring mall grabs and longboards

[ball bag]

http://whyidontskateboard.tumblr.com/

[George Vallore]

I try to keep an open mind about this emerging longboard culture and the diaspora of skateboarding into
other, strange parts of media, fashion, etc...


I really do.


This blog rapes that open mind.

[donster]

like this

http://wrongboards.tumblr.com/

and

http://www.normalbobsmith.com/amazingstrangers/skaters/

[pile]

i was lucky enough to catch someone mall grabbing at bellis fair in bellingham. those super malls of america are really depressing if you take a look at everyone around you.

[Maxell Oneal]

Mall grab girlfriend

[Noioso]

Where did the whole "mall grab" thing come about? I never heard that term before I looked up skateboarding on the internet and this was after I'd already skated for like 10 years.

[optimusXgrind]

damn, this shit blew up out of nowhere today. its all over facebook and now on here. ive been following this tumblr for a while now. there is some really funny stuff on there. the wrongboards one is good too.

[TFUCKINA]

i was lucky enough to catch someone mall grabbing at bellis fair in bellingham. those super malls of america are really depressing if you take a look at everyone around you.

i swear there is like a 1000 little shit heads at the park with that same god awful ATM board, dead give away on a Zumiez purchase.

[Tufty]

 Νever understood the hate about mall grab. I do it all the time and when someone gives me shit about it i switch to mall grab attack mode.

[Box of Frogs]

Its lika a car crash or a ugly fat woman. I dont want to look but I cant help myself

[Chocolaterain]

Νever understood the hate about mall grab. I do it all the time and when someone gives me shit about it i switch to mall grab attack mode.

Yeah, I don't understand whats wrong with it.

[Eschaton]

Because if you were really about to skate you'd hold it by the nose.

[victor333]

Νever understood the hate about mall grab. I do it all the time and when someone gives me shit about it i switch to mall grab attack mode.

Yeah, I don't understand whats wrong with it.

well, it puts a nice wear mark/hole in your pants if you do it long enough.

[commie]

This one made me happy.

[Zurg]

Νever understood the hate about mall grab. I do it all the time and when someone gives me shit about it i switch to mall grab attack mode.

Yeah, I don't understand whats wrong with it.

haha



why i do skateboard

[pile]

i was lucky enough to catch someone mall grabbing at bellis fair in bellingham. those super malls of america are really depressing if you take a look at everyone around you.

i swear there is like a 1000 little shit heads at the park with that same god awful ATM board, dead give away on a Zumiez purchase.

haha, zumiez for sure, they are probably around $20 at that shop. 

[gutterhead.]

"dude fix the fucking shape of your body"

Caption had me dying

[MrMello]

This one made me happy.

Is that butteryass Donavan from the berrics?

[teets]

since it was linked on the Thrasher facebook page he has 800 and counting new followers, along with about 50 threats sent to his email...shit is TOO funny...

and for those who mall-grab past the age of 14...BEAT IT. you afwaid of your thumby-wumby getting hurted fwom your gwiptape? awwwwww...

i teach a skate-camp at a local middleschool, so i see mall grabs for days...theyre all between 11 and 14 years old so i dont give them too hard of a time about it, BUT i always tell them how dirty and germ-y their trucks are if they push through the streets long enough. that usually gets them on the right path...

[iKobrakai]

23 pages 9 in the morning, time to go to bed again.

[TheDonutFather]

i always tell them how dirty and germ-y their trucks are if they push through the streets long enough. that usually gets them on the right path...

That doesn't make any sense.

Unless you know that it doesn't make sense; in that case, you shouldn't lie to children.


fucking Abed?

[Stanley Hol]

Hahaha love it.
Followed both whyidont & wrongboard.