Why the long face, friend? Lets support each other guys!

[iKobrakai]

So, whats is your problem right now? With Slaps healing power we should get through this!

I used to have tons of friends, the whole city knew me. Jocks, skaters, hot chicks, ugly chicks, artists, you name it. Got involved in hard drug trades, so had connections with every junkie imaginable, from losers to people that held the whole city in their hand. My diplomatic abilities landed me a sweet spot among feared hard criminals, meaning access to anything during worst periods when there was nothing withing 100 kms range. Needless to say, my phone was going warm all the time. When my friends had a problem with some dumbass one call all it took, reputation proceeded me, they were on their knees begging for mercy apologizing, offering money and things to repare the damage. I had cash, million of friends and respect everywhere.

Then came the day when I stopped dealing, distanced myself from the whole thing, canceled all contact with every one. Now, Im depressed as fuck, never hang out with anyone, just skate and work, no more. I guess the friends were not real enough, otherwise they´d be here, right? So Im 24 and it is hard, very hard to find good people to hang out with, not that you should force it , especially when you are used to have tons of people around you and is socially addicted/deprived (for lack of better words). I miss the parties, girls and the whole place greeting you and throwing drugs and coke/speed/horse/younameit at you apon entering the place..

So, whats is wrong in your life right know? We spend alot of hours here, so lets put our energy into something positive and help one another!

[Cthulhu!]

I have to wade through terrible posts.

[Ronald Wilson Reagan]

Your problem is easily solved. Start dealing drugs again.

[Beeda Weeda]

you dumb fuck, you are 24 and you stopped dealing and using hard drugs and you are complaining?
stay off the drugs, you will be fine .

my quote for the day

you can throw yourself a pity party, but im not showing up

[ramplocal]

skating and working are all that you do?thats not really a bad thing

[iKobrakai]

Reading apprehension is not your strength guys. Some missed the point and/or failed at being funny. All Im saying is that finding friends once out of high school/university is pretty hard. A fuck it, back on methadone and fentanyl it is then, finally a good reason. SLAP made me do it! Thanks friends!

This thread is about electronic cigarettes now. What a fucking garbage! Does not help one quit and looks more awkward than Alex Olson on skateboard.

[Perro Mojado]

oh kobrakai kobrakai you poor soul, i think you should spend all this energy you spend reminincing about the past and start doing something different with your life, what about picking up an instrument and make songs about the good old days when they used to call you big papa.

[Ronald Wilson Reagan]

Just try not to think about how awesome this song makes heroin sound:

Heroin, Velvet Underground	Small | Large

[Deekay]

Reading apprehension is not your strength guys. Some missed the point and/or failed at being funny. All Im saying is that finding friends once out of high school/university is pretty hard. A fuck it, back on methadone and fentanyl it is then, finally a good reason. SLAP made me do it! Thanks friends!

This thread is about electronic cigarettes now. What a fucking garbage! Does not help one quit and looks more awkward than Alex Olson on skateboard.

I wanted to make you feel better before I read this, but now I realize that youre a liar

[Cockaigne]

Upon opening this thread, i felt a bizarre sensation i never felt before. A really strange vibrating kind of feeling along my rectum. Just out of nowhere my ass started vibrating, and not a vibrator or even another person in sight. It was like a spontaneous sphincter shake, like a cold chill, a rectal rigor, an ass-shivering.

Anybody recognize the symptoms? Should I be worried about this? Was it a ghost-fart? Could it be some psycho-somatic phenom?

[Beer Keg Peg Leg]

how can you get a whole city to like you when you can't even get slap to like yiou

[Chris]

I have an algebra class that I'm failing miserably that is giving me anxiety..

[HATE!]

Upon opening this thread, i felt a bizarre sensation i never felt before. A really strange vibrating kind of feeling along my rectum. Just out of nowhere my ass started vibrating, and not a vibrator or even another person in sight. It was like a spontaneous sphincter shake, like a cold chill, a rectal rigor, an ass-shivering.

Anybody recognize the symptoms? Should I be worried about this? Was it a ghost-fart? Could it be some psycho-somatic phenom?

Please sit down, I've got some bad news.  You've been raped by a ghost.  Contact the Ghostbusters immediately.

Kobrakai.  I hope some shitty kid with self esteem problems from NJ comes and helps you sort out your problems by crane kicking you in the face.

[Wall of Nausea]

Mods, can you put a warning on the title of this thread (as in: Reading this horseshit will make you gay) or something to that a effect. Kind of like NSFW and such.

[HATE!]

I am going to help speed up the pyramid process.....

Mods, can you put a warning on the title of this thread (as in: Reading this horseshit will make you gay) or something to that a effect. Kind of like NSFW and such.

[HATE!]

Reading apprehension is not your strength guys.

am i the only one that caught the irony of this?

Until now, I think so.  But thanks for pointing it out because it's fucking hilarious!

[augustmoon]

Reading apprehension is not your strength guys.

am i the only one that caught the irony of this?

Until now, I think so.  But thanks for pointing it out because it's fucking hilarious!

sorry, i deleted the original post while i checked to make sure "reading apprehension" wasn't a real thing

[HATE!]

Come on dude.  You and I both live in Louisiana.  We both know TONS of people with reading apprehension.

[Wall of Nausea]

One time reading apprehended me and wouldn't let me go for hours.

[iKobrakai]

Your angry words are cutting my feeling into shreds. My heart is breaking and tears refuse to stop as pitch black overwhelming sensation destroys what little hope there was left. Yet, I apologize if I did anything wrong and forgive you for everything...

[Ronald Wilson Reagan]

Your angry words are cutting my feeling into shreds. My heart is breaking and tears refuse to stop as pitch black overwhelming sensation destroys what little hope there was left. Yet, I apologize if I did anything wrong and forgive you for everything...

All it takes is one shot and the heartbreak is over... go fix yourself man, you need it.

[brycickle]

So a horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have AIDS."

[MaryhillVibe]

We should rename the "books to read" thread "Reading Apprehension".

[tough omelette]

One time reading apprehended me and wouldn't let me go for hours.

+1

[Monty Burns]

"friends who stop being your friends when you stop dealing were never your real friends "- kobras Mom

[managuense]

first of all i bet that "city" you ran was really a little shitfuck town in pussy canada, second of all if youre whining that hard just start selling drugs again, third of all fuck you and your problems

[Lance Meowntain]

You should feel lucky you didnt get busted and sent to prison. Prison is not fun. Plus, you seem like a whiney lil fucker who would not do well locked up.

EDIT: Actually, once I thought about it for a second, you would fit right in with all the other fucking clowns who sit around all day and spout bullshit about how "on the streets I used to run shit.. blah blah blah" These of course being the same guys who cant make fucking canteen week in and week out. My advice, start dealing again, get busted, go to prison, make friends, profit.

[chockfullofthat]

Try to get cast for a bukakke film, you meet a lot of interesting people that way....mostly dudes.

[iKobrakai]

By now, even Im over this thread.Please, you bitches LOVE me and cant get enough of me. Canada? Please, wrong "side" of the Earth my fat friends. There is more to this planet than Canada, Mexico and the almighty US of A.

[L33Tg33k]

You guys need to lay off iKobrakai. If it wasn't for him, none of us would be aware of the universal positives of the drug trade or the ever spreading reading apprehension pandemic. iKobrakai is a force for good.