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Ykskateboarder
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Janoski!!
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April 04, 2012, 07:46:40 AM »
skateboardings best kept secret millionaire???
I mean you gotta wonder how much he's making off his shoe!
they sell like hot cakes
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jexe
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Re: Janoski!!
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April 04, 2012, 07:50:05 AM »
baring in mind his shoe is made by nike, hes getting a damn sight less than he should
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HATE!
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Re: Janoski!!
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April 04, 2012, 07:50:32 AM »
Dudebro, I feel your pain. This keeps me up at night. I've done the math as best I can, trying to figure in all the variables and I can't get the exact number, but yes... I think he might be doing well for himself.
You should go start some sort of skate TMZ or Entertainment Tonight or something. Then have a weekly wrap up like The Soup. That's what skateboarding needs and I think you're the man for the job. I mean you already know what's on the minds of us all. SPEAK OUT FOR US!
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Ykskateboarder
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Re: Janoski!!
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April 04, 2012, 07:53:43 AM »
Quote from: HATE! on April 04, 2012, 07:50:32 AM
Dudebro, I feel your pain. This keeps me up at night. I've done the math as best I can, trying to figure in all the variables and I can't get the exact number, but yes... I think he might be doing well for himself.
You should go start some sort of skate TMZ or Entertainment Tonight or something. Then have a weekly wrap up like The Soup. That's what skateboarding needs and I think you're the man for the job. I mean you already know what's on the minds of us all. SPEAK OUT FOR US!
I'm on it man brb
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HATE!
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Re: Janoski!!
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April 04, 2012, 07:55:53 AM »
Don't come back until you have your own TV channel!
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finknoos
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Typos here there and everywhere
Re: Janoski!!
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April 04, 2012, 07:59:48 AM »
I feel your pain HATE.
Ive been devising a formula for well over a year, then as soon as i perfected the first draft nike came out with the team editions and the velcro models which completley messed up my equations. Ill keep you updated when i perfect the formula my good man.
here are my current workings if they are of any use.
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Donkey Lips
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has anyone seen sponge harris?
Re: Janoski!!
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April 04, 2012, 08:03:19 AM »
This thread is now about breakfast foods. I prefer the cinnamon roll waffle.
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AWFUL WAFFLE
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Re: Janoski!!
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April 04, 2012, 08:05:26 AM »
ye plus there's about 50 color ways.
and hear nike put a golfers sole on it to.
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The Nose Face
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Re: Janoski!!
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April 04, 2012, 08:07:36 AM »
I rarely get these - but when I do, they are worth it.
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LOU.502
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Re: Janoski!!
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April 04, 2012, 08:39:14 AM »
I like to start off my day with a bowl of tarantulas and paint thinner. sorry no photo handy
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HATE!
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Re: Janoski!!
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April 04, 2012, 09:35:51 AM »
I now want to make an english muffin from scratch.
Baking is pretty much like that fucking Nike equation.
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apad88
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Re: Janoski!!
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April 04, 2012, 10:09:50 AM »
Quote from: Donkey Lips on April 04, 2012, 08:03:19 AM
This thread is now about breakfast foods. I prefer the cinnamon roll waffle.
Fuck mayne that looks bomb.
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Re: Janoski!!
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April 04, 2012, 10:23:47 AM »
Quote from: HATE! on April 04, 2012, 07:55:53 AM
Don't come back
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Big Skatefase
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Re: Janoski!!
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April 04, 2012, 10:29:05 AM »
Quote from: ElBonerGrande on April 04, 2012, 10:09:50 AM
Quote from: Donkey Lips on April 04, 2012, 08:03:19 AM
This thread is now about breakfast foods. I prefer the cinnamon roll waffle.
Fuck mayne that looks bomb.
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IanBZHD
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Re: Janoski!!
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April 04, 2012, 10:36:37 AM »
im sure his income can be modeled pretty accurately using a differential equation.... but this is me just trying to sound smart.
the dudes got like 2 houses, one in la and one is ny, from what ive heard. And in comparison how rich cory kennedy is, im sure janoski is at least twice as rich. which is ridiculous
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HATE!
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April 04, 2012, 10:50:22 AM »
Quote from: IanBZHD on April 04, 2012, 10:36:37 AM
im sure his income can be modeled pretty accurately using a differential equation.... but this is me just trying to sound smart.
the dudes got like 2 houses, one in la and one is ny, from what ive heard. And in comparison how rich cory kennedy is, im sure janoski is at least twice as rich. which is ridiculous
That's nice, why do you give a shit when we're talking about breakfast?!
Do you care about Janoski's wallet, or do you care about getting in the kitchen and knocking out this sweet ass breakfast house?
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Donkey Lips
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Re: Janoski!!
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April 04, 2012, 11:14:41 AM »
Quote from: IanBZHD on April 04, 2012, 10:36:37 AM
im sure his income can be modeled pretty accurately using a differential equation.... but this is me just trying to sound smart.
the dudes got like 2 houses, one in la and one is ny, from what ive heard. And in comparison how rich cory kennedy is, im sure janoski is at least twice as rich. which is ridiculous
Tell me how you take the most important meal of the day or GTFO.
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Re: Janoski!!
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April 04, 2012, 11:20:29 AM »
Is there some sort of Forbes list of the richest skateboarders?
Dyrdek, Prod, Koston ect...?
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BURRRPRINT
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Re: Janoski!!
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April 04, 2012, 11:21:06 AM »
Oats with cinnamon and honey erryday.
Black tea also.
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Re: Janoski!!
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April 04, 2012, 11:26:47 AM »
Quote from: tb303 on April 04, 2012, 11:20:29 AM
Is there some sort of Forbes list of the richest skateboarders?
Dyrdek, Prod, Koston ect...?
Dyrdek
Prod
Koston
lutzka
bam
burnquist
PLG
hawk
Nyah
Shane
TK
Thomas
reynolds
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tb303
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Re: Janoski!!
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April 04, 2012, 11:30:10 AM »
Tk form baker days I can understand but Shane O'persoanlity...I'd rather chill with a mannequin
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able
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omm nom
Re: Janoski!!
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April 04, 2012, 11:32:38 AM »
woah! wait, are we still talking about shoe sales or are we talking about food?
fuck it
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HATE!
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April 04, 2012, 11:38:19 AM »
ABLE- FLAWLESS VICTORY.
/thread
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MINDFIELD
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Re: Janoski!!
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April 04, 2012, 12:10:46 PM »
Janoski is getting his royalties cut true story.
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HATE!
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Re: Janoski!!
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April 04, 2012, 12:13:32 PM »
Hello, didn't you see that able ended this thread?
HE POSTED A NIKE HAMBURGER!
I wonder how much that thang goes on ebay, DS. Size 10.5.
And does it come with extra pickles?
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Monty Burns
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Release the hounds
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April 04, 2012, 12:22:02 PM »
Who is that girl in mindfields sig ?
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sleepypancakes
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Re: Janoski!!
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April 04, 2012, 12:23:50 PM »
Quote from: HATE! on April 04, 2012, 12:13:32 PM
Hello, didn't you see that able ended this thread?
HE POSTED A NIKE HAMBURGER!
I wonder how much that thang goes on ebay, DS. Size 10.5.
And does it come with extra pickles?
Yeah one dill and one sweet so you can switch it up
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Wall of Nausea
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Re: Janoski!!
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April 04, 2012, 12:30:19 PM »
Are you guys talking about that dude that skated to Nirvana in Expedition One's Alone?
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AdrianLopez
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Re: Janoski!!
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April 04, 2012, 12:31:25 PM »
Quote from: tb303 on April 04, 2012, 11:20:29 AM
Is there some sort of Forbes list of the richest skateboarders?
Dyrdek, Prod, Koston ect...?
Sheckler?
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Dishonest John
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Nya Ah Ahh!
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April 04, 2012, 12:51:17 PM »
Food???
Proper way to start your day
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