Chris Hansen Interviews DaSk8D00D

Good evening ladies and gentlemen, this Chris Hansen from Dateline NBC and tonight we're going to tap into the mind of one of the internet's most colorful personalities. Please welcome SLAP's very own, DaSk8D00D

Chris Hansen: Hello Sk8D00D. Please, have a seat...How are you this evening?

DaSk8D00D: shiiiit, im all good fambroghini! high as fuck off dat rapper weed and im sippin this gaterade & gin concoction i whipped up. i swear dis shit got me feelin myself, no fleshlight.

Chris Hansen: Umm...excuse me but can you repeat that?

DaSk8D00D: I said dis drank got me feelin myself. No Fleshlight.

Chris Hansen: Sorry I don't seem to understand what you're saying here could you-

DaSk8D00D: you dont needa understand what im sayin cuz the point has already been proven...am i right?

Chris Hansen: Uhh...Agreed. So tell me, what's it like to finally be a SLAP Pal?

DaSk8D00D: it feels good dog! i always looked at the Pals like the top-notch niggas in the game. if you a SLAP Pal people gon know who you are on da boards, so to be one myself really just goes to show that ive earned my stripes

Chris Hansen: You seem to have a built up strong presence in such a large and diverse community within a relatively short amount of time. Why do you think that is?

DaSk8D00D: cuz im fucking killing it! first and foremost i always spit that real so of course all the real niggas gon fuck wit me right off the bat, but i also kick that funny shit ay now & then when the times right. plus my gif game be on point than a muthafucka. i could probably type just as much but a picture says a thousand words my nigga. I know my shit prolly funny as hell when you see that surprise gif at the end of the post.

Chris Hansen: This is true, but you seem to have many naysayers as well. There have been claims that DaSk8D00D is too narcissistic, unintelligent, and lacks adequate typing ability. What do you have to say to that?

DaSk8D00D: ayo i can admit that my actual typing skills have room for improvement. like, i aint exactly the ray charles of laptop keyboards or anything so maybe there could be something said about that, but real talk the rest of the shit is just typical SLAP, full of haters. i gotta be one of the most humble people on here cuz i aint ever been afraid to be myself or speak my mind. yall know who i am, how i actually skate, etc. while niggas be hidin behind their anonymous usernames tryna say the most spiteful shit towards me, constantly refreshing their web browser to see how DaSk8D00D is gonna react to their latest reply after i already sonned these niggas 4-5 times within the same thread. then they wanna pick out every little detail in my posts and try to flip it to some outlandish in order to flame me. fuck the bullshit, get me on twitter @TheWillEasley nigga FOLLOW ME if you really that thirsty to over-analyze & critique my every fuckin move. people just be tryna say somethin negative about me cuz im shinin, harassin me n shit. they are pests.

Chris Hansen: When you say, "thats just typical SLAP, full of haters", there seems to be some sort of disdain there. Tell me what you mean by that.

DaSk8D00D: There's a bunch of people who take their own negative, personal feelings and smear them all over this great thing we call skateboarding. for example, people get mad cuz the industry seems to be so focused on "image" nowadays yet when they see a skilled ass skateboarder they'll try and throw them under the bus and hate on em just cuz they dont wear the same clothes they do, or have a weird hairstyle, or all this other irrelevant bullshit and act as if thats a valid reason to hate a on talented skater. I can goto the park and be cool with ANY of the skaters there no matter what their "style" is because were both skateboarders and ima show em that mutual respect. We all homies in my eyes, and until you personally prove me otherwise ima be cool with you. One of the best parts of skateboarding is the fact that niggas can express their individuality, so to hate on anybody for doing so is some bitch shit, straight up. i dont watch skate videos to complain about the tightness of their pants or what kind of song they used, i watch skate videos to appreciate the SKATING and would rather focus on that first and foremost. its a skill that some niggas needa learn to avoid being a whiny bitch. ESPECIALLY when a niggas bag of tricks only consists of kickflips and mini-ramp stalls. muhfuckas think they the skip bayless of skateboarding with their "expert analysis". fuck outta here b.

Chris Hansen: I can tell that you're very outspoken with your own opinions and point of view. This seems to get you caught up in various "flame wars" on SLAP. Some even lasting 2-3 pages. Why do you think that is?

DaSk8D00D: honestly 90% of the time i just be fuckin around. i might flame somebody hard as fuck a make a nigga question his entire existence but at the end of the day we all good. im only gon hold it against if you still act a lil bitch the next day. the only time shit be gettin real is when i speak on controversial subjects like shadow governments, aliens, etc. I know theres a handful of people on here who REALLY know wassup yet they not always gon speak they mind cuz they know the SLAP hate brigade gon try to flame & criticize them the same way they do me. which is understandable, but sometimes certain shit just has to be said, just so that lil nugget of thought can be remembered. Ill gladly take the heat for all that shit cuz these lil niggas dont phase me like that, so if i gotta be the punching bag for these people who absolutely cant hear something from a different perspective then so be it. cant nobody convince me to change my beliefs so really its just another opportunity to argue with these insecure and emotionally-fueled SLAP niggas. I tend to enjoy it sometimes really... im alot like that nigga jesus christ, takin all the heat for other like-minded people with everybody else try to persecute me.

Chris Hansen: Did you just compare yourself to Jesus Christ? That's a pretty bold notion there Sk8D00D...

DaSk8D00D: shiiiit, what can i say? ima bold ass nigga! its no secret that the same type of niggas who try to come at me all the time are all over-conservative lames. you either gon love me or hate me and thats just that. at least i dont hold no punches

Chris Hansen: So I've noticed...Tell about your activity in the Bump when high Thread?

DaSk8D00D: really i just be tryna post the best shit to look at while you high. if you ever on that kush & just wanna watch or hear some interesting shit, you can go to that thread and be satisfied. ive posted documentaries on everything from spirtuality to young jeezy, full length movies...all sorts of crazy shit. its pretty much just a stoners library of great music and entertaining videos. everybody in there is cool as fuck too, fellow stoners will always be friendly. hopefully ill remember to post in there when im done with this

Chris Hansen: Yes, yes. So tell me, when you're not browsing the SLAP forums, what do you do in your free time?

DaSk8D00D: Well if i aint at the crib gettin head from a Persian bitch as i play Kingdoms of Amalur im out skating or in tha studio makin music. thats really all the fuck i do to be honest. goto work, post on SLAP, skate, make music, play video games and mess around with a few dames on the side. 'tis a modest lifestyle for an 18 year old. shit'll prolly change up once my music career takes off but for now im content.

Chris Hansen: Ah yes I've heard about your budding music career. How did that get started and what've you been doing lately?

DaSk8D00D: Real talk i grew up as a student of the rap game. ever since i could remember ive loved hip hop. I can appreciate all kinds of music but raps just my shit ya know? anyway i started this shit my sophomore year in high school, when i first started smoking weed. like i said id always loved the music but never really thought id get involved like that until one of my guys gassed me up while we was high one day. i pretty much found out that i was the antwuan dixon of rap so i just kept with it. 2 mixtapes later and theres no doubt in my mind that ill become a household name one day. all it takes is that consistent daily grind & a bit of time before it pops off ya know? the futures lookin bright tho, William's World EP on the way my nigga. its gon change lives.

Chris Hansen: Interesting. So tell me Sk8D00D, what fuels you? What is powering this unprecedented message board campaign that has touched the hearts and lives of so many?

DaSk8D00D: while some things may have changed over time theres only one thing certain and you can check the line under my username for that fam. as far as individual posts go a nigga just speak his mind on how he feels at that moment, but at the same time i be on some deep physiological shit, playing mind games. i like seein how certain people react to different shit. whats funny is that i can tell how some people think they can read me & see right thru my actions, but really im on some whole other shit. this still my rookie season nigga the best is yet to come! ima let time tell the rest of that story tho, keep it on that mysterious shit. ayo can we wrap this shit up tho a nigga tryna hop on da 2k *picks up playstion controller*

Chris Hansen: Yes but before you go I must ask you, do you have any regrets regarding any of your posts on the SLAP message boards?

DaSk8D00D: excuse me?

Chris Hansen:You know, do you have anything you've said or done that you wish you could take back or do differently?

DaSk8D00D: *sets down controller* i want you to look into the eyes a true thug Chris Hansen. Does this look like the face of a young man who has absolutely any fucks to give?

Chris Hansen: Well, actually...

DaSk8D00D: Cuz he doesnt. Not even one tiny sliver of a fuck has been given and none shall be gave. THAT'S who tha fuck DaSk8D00D is. Now excuse me i must return to the bump when high thread before i serve some lame ass nigga who only plays with the Heat online in 2k. Ill try to catch ya show weeknights at 9 my nigga. peace *turns to TV*

Chris Hansen: ...(did he really just leave?)

Oh! Uhh, Ladies and Gentlemen this is Chris Hansen with Dateline NBC, Good night.

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