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johnnymousedoom
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Reply #60 on:
April 09, 2012, 07:49:45 AM »
not defending josiah because he seems to be a sexist asshole. but fuck it. he has plans for life and i don't. so he wins at that.
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I skateboard, fuck da poleeeeece
Zurg
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April 09, 2012, 08:03:19 AM »
you know who else had a plan? hitler!
just kidding. but if Josiah was working on any females on facebook, i think he just undid all that work. also, he's not gonna win over the majority of skateboarders by telling chicks to cover up more of their boobs
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plans are over-rated
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johnnymousedoom
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April 09, 2012, 08:18:46 AM »
Quote from: Choad Muskrat on April 09, 2012, 08:14:08 AM
plans are over-rated
especially phone plans, i rather stay with my virgin tab.... pun not intended, not that there should be a pun about my sex life, or anything
fuck.
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Star Whores Episode I: The Fellatio Menace
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Re: josiah gatlyn ha ha
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Remember when everyone hated Marc Johnson because he always tried to act like he was intellectual when really he just had a bunch of time on his hands to read books on metaphysics and relay how they loosely apply to the world of skateboarding?
Josiah Gatlyn should turn off the damn computer and read something that wasn't written by a 17 year old girl about to go and party.
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Quote from: Star Whores Episode I: The Fellatio Menace on April 09, 2012, 09:29:52 AM
Remember when everyone hated Marc Johnson because he always tried to act like he was intellectual when really he just had a bunch of time on his hands to read books on metaphysics and relay how they loosely apply to the world of skateboarding?
Josiah Gatlyn should turn off the damn computer and read something that wasn't written by a 17 year old girl about to go and party.
I know Josiah, and this might be some of the best advise I've heard for him. Don't post anything on the internet unless it's you or your friends skating, you just seem unable to do it without looking like an ass.
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foureyedjim
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Quote from: Star Whores Episode I: The Fellatio Menace on April 09, 2012, 09:29:52 AM
Remember when everyone hated Marc Johnson because he always tried to act like he was intellectual when really he just had a bunch of time on his hands to
read books on metaphysics and relay how they loosely apply to the world of skateboarding
?
Josiah Gatlyn should turn off the damn computer and read something that wasn't written by a 17 year old girl about to go and party.
hahaha! Marc is awesome, but that's on point
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Monty Burns
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Release the hounds
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April 09, 2012, 10:03:11 AM »
ISUCK , tell him to go party with the rest of the zero crew and to film a good part for cold war
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Donkey Lips
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has anyone seen sponge harris?
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April 09, 2012, 10:23:21 AM »
Yeah Jamie, tell him to start doing drugs.
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April 09, 2012, 10:40:12 AM »
Tell him to fuck off instead.
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Ronald Wilson Reagan
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April 09, 2012, 11:56:55 AM »
Or tell him that god sent Jesus to earth by way of a woman. I mean, its total bullshit, but he seems into that sort of thing.
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Quote from: Pearl on January 30, 2013, 07:13:27 AM
Anything that gets two rants out of Gipper was worth posting.
UgolinoTheSignificant
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fuck your ottoman.
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April 09, 2012, 12:16:04 PM »
Quote from: Ronald Wilson Reagan on April 09, 2012, 11:56:55 AM
Or tell him that god sent Jesus to earth by way of a woman. I mean, its total bullshit, but he seems into that sort of thing.
this, and while i will admit it was somewhat well executed, bearly is riding completely on the stylistic coattails of jackson casey/boyish
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Quote from: chockfullofthat on May 06, 2013, 12:03:53 PM
Is there a book that explains everything? Google searches are fruitless. If I don't find answers soon I'm going to join a cult. A sweet cult.
StabMasterArson
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April 09, 2012, 04:10:15 PM »
The best part of all this is how you guys follow him on facebook like he is a girl you're trying to fuck.
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The Mess
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Quote from: StabMasterArson on April 09, 2012, 04:10:15 PM
The best part of all this is how you guys follow him on facebook like he is a girl you're trying to fuck.
amen.
zuma you fucking kook. starting this thread says more about you then it does about josiah.
bandwagon hating is worse than bandwagon cock-sucking.
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I SUCK!
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April 09, 2012, 08:45:03 PM »
...it's all good for josiah, medicine comes in all sorts.
gipper, that was so funny when you dissed jesus, god and josiah all in the same sentence; way to put that intellect to use!
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Ronald Wilson Reagan
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April 09, 2012, 08:51:04 PM »
Thanks!
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Quote from: Pearl on January 30, 2013, 07:13:27 AM
Anything that gets two rants out of Gipper was worth posting.
Mr. Fink
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Kenny Powers Dropping Facebook Reference
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April 09, 2012, 09:41:07 PM »
big things are happening, while we are sitting here on SLAP, hes on COD at the same time hes planning his future VIA cell phone
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wayside11
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Quote from: Dark Knight on April 08, 2012, 06:17:54 AM
after reading that I was like, "erm, okay."
then I took a shit
i did the same thing
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gutterhead.
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April 09, 2012, 10:12:26 PM »
There are millions of posts similar to this on facebook, the only difference is that these were made by a guy who's good at skateboarding.
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Preck.
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April 09, 2012, 10:16:47 PM »
Did Jamie seriously just spell journal "girnal"..?
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vousetesmieux
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April 09, 2012, 10:17:58 PM »
I still do not understand the point of this thread? All he said was something along the lines that he wants to edit when he can't skate
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foureyedjim
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April 09, 2012, 10:23:23 PM »
Quote from: vousetesmieux on April 09, 2012, 10:17:58 PM
I still do not understand the point of this thread? All he said was something along the lines that he wants to edit when he can't skate
it seems like he was being defensive about it when nobody was even saying anything. And it was about him editing in general, not just when he can't skate anymore
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vousetesmieux
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April 09, 2012, 10:36:17 PM »
Quote from: foureyedjim on April 09, 2012, 10:23:23 PM
Quote from: vousetesmieux on April 09, 2012, 10:17:58 PM
I still do not understand the point of this thread? All he said was something along the lines that he wants to edit when he can't skate
it seems like he was being defensive about it when nobody was even saying anything. And it was about him editing in general, not just when he can't skate anymore
It wouldn't make sense If he was being defensive considering he posted it on his facebook for kids to read.
He could have worded it a bit different and shortened it to get a better point across but even then, people in general say the stupidest shit ever sometimes- it's only human. That was nowhere near as bad as other posts on FB
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gutterhead.
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April 09, 2012, 11:27:47 PM »
^^^ hey retard read more than the first and last page, there are also posts about girls and shit.
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I SUCK!
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April 10, 2012, 12:11:43 AM »
Quote from: Preck. on April 09, 2012, 10:16:47 PM
Did Jamie seriously just spell journal "girnal"..?
journal + girl = girnal
it's a common term here in the US of A
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smokecrack
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Quote from: I SUCK! on April 09, 2012, 08:45:03 PM
...it's all good for josiah, medicine comes in all sorts.
gipper, that was so funny when you dissed jesus, god and josiah all in the same sentence; way to put that intellect to use!
wait, isn't Jesus supposed to be God?
you're trippin me out, dude.
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zuma
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Quote from: smokecrack on April 10, 2012, 12:21:27 AM
Quote from: I SUCK! on April 09, 2012, 08:45:03 PM
...it's all good for josiah, medicine comes in all sorts.
gipper, that was so funny when you dissed jesus, god and josiah all in the same sentence; way to put that intellect to use!
wait, isn't Jesus supposed to be God?
you're trippin me out, dude.
son of god
and son=sun...
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Beer Keg Peg Leg
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April 10, 2012, 05:30:28 AM »
yeah hes the son of god but hes also god...holy trinity or some shit like that they probably stole from zelda
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carbonite
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Quote from: Star Whores Episode I: The Fellatio Menace on April 09, 2012, 09:29:52 AM
Remember when everyone hated Marc Johnson because he always tried to act like he was intellectual when really he just had a bunch of time on his hands to read books on metaphysics and relay how they loosely apply to the world of skateboarding?
haha, wait what videos was this in again? Modus?
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