Please Help me!!!

[Skate Troll]

I know most of you hate me and I understand that I am a pathetic, weak, insecure, traumatized and deeply scared indivisual but I came across this and it scares me more than anything else in the world. I am just about 7 inches but small flaccid and I know penis size is important but is it THIS IMPORTANT, LIKE END OF THE WORLD IMPORTANT, do these people really exist, they sound like the most evil, superficial monsters I have ever heard of, so I guess what im asking is does this link pretty much prove that love isnt even real and its tits and dicks or GTFO.

Just Read the comments. I have lost all faith in humanity if this is the case we will self destruct. Its one thing to joke on the internet but this is like serious penis racism or some shit like their the kkk of the female world, pure utter HATE.
http://www.lemondrop.com/2009/09/16/a-tiny-problem-can-a-guy-be-too-small-for-sex/1#comments

[Hercules Rockefeller]

i bought an avocado today, but it wasnt ripe so i have to wait like 2 more days until its ready to eat.

[chockfullofthat]

I feel you man.  I don't know why supermarkets never stock ripe bananas.  The stay-at-homes must snatch up all the ripe fruit during the day.

[HATE!]

Be careful with that avocado, they seem to ripen in a day.

Quick tip, and this is for any fruit- if you want it to ripen faster, put it in a paper bag and poke some holes in it.  It'll ripen twice as fast.  I'm digging a garden today.

[Skate Troll]

from one human being to another thankyou

[Cosme]

I don't know Luke, I find that avocados always march to the beat of their own drum. It's pretty frustrating.

[Hercules Rockefeller]

you know, the funny thing is that the most common type of avocado today is called "Hass", which in german means HATE! and since its skin is brown when its ripe it has been the reason for more than one nazi-joke along my friends (and no, i dont think that anyone else ever thought of the same joke.)

*edit: just to make sure, nazis wore brown and its jokes about nazis, not nazi-jokes about brown people...

[apad88]

i bought an avocado today, but it wasnt ripe so i have to wait like 2 more days until its ready to eat.

ahhh brings me back to the days when I was a young lad,I used to have a tree in my old childhood house thinking about planting one where I'm staying now.

[HATE!]

I don't know Luke, I find that avocados always march to the beat of their own drum. It's pretty frustrating.

Oh man, how about when you think they're perfect and you cut them open and they've already started to rot from the inside?  Fucking shitty.

Avocados are like women.  Perfect for a second and then squishy and rotten for the rest of their shitty lives.

Write that down, children.

Avocados=hoes.

Speaking of Avocados (it's capitalized, because they're amazing.  We call guac "God's Butter" in our house.)  What are y'all's recipes?

Here's mine from last night-

2 Avocados
2 garlic cloves
half a lime squeezed
a big spoonful of your favorite salsa
a good dash of chili pepper flakes
a good squirt of Louisiana hot sauce
Salt to taste.

[Hercules Rockefeller]

avocadhoes. amazing.

[HATE!]

avocadhoes. amazing.

Totally drawing this later.

[Donkey Lips]

You know something? I've never bought an avocado. This thread is giving me some sound advice for future purchasing. I bought a bundle of bananas that weren't ready the other day. They just weren't ready man. So I put them on top of my wine fridge and forgot about them. This morning I remembered them, and realized they were past their prime. Forgotten bananas. God, I felt terrible.

[Hercules Rockefeller]

just imagine how the bananas felt. alone. forgotten. nobody there to peel them. feeling how they slowly rot.

[Skate Troll]

just imagine how the bananas felt. alone. forgotten. nobody there to peel them. feeling how they slowly rot.

[HATE!]

SLOWLY THEY ROT!

Banana metal.

Actually, depending on how far those babies have gone, you might be in a good banana bread window.

Listen to me, I lived by myself or with all dudes until a week ago, my wife and I were married and didn't even live in the same state for over a year.  I know all about handling neglect.

[Hercules Rockefeller]

those last 2 sentences arent avocadhoe or banana related.

thinking about it, talking about avocadhoes and bananas is a kinda amazing metaphor for relationships between genders.

[chockfullofthat]

Look how cute they are together.

[HATE!]

This analogy goes further- no one likes old ladies, but old dudes rule.

Nothing to do with a rotten Avocahoe, but an old tired black banana can be turned into banana bread- which is sometimes better than the young, cool banana.

[chockfullofthat]

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[Cthulhu!]

Speaking of avocados, I've recently planted some habaneros. The seeds have already hatched and they're started to poke through the dirt. I hope this goes well.

[Hercules Rockefeller]

This analogy goes further- no one likes old ladies, but old dudes rule.

Nothing to do with a rotten Avocahoe, but an old tired black banana can be turned into banana bread- which is sometimes better than the young, cool banana.

i found another analogy! BANANAS LOOK LIKE PENISES!

[HATE!]

This analogy goes further- no one likes old ladies, but old dudes rule.

Nothing to do with a rotten Avocahoe, but an old tired black banana can be turned into banana bread- which is sometimes better than the young, cool banana.

i found another analogy! BANANAS LOOK LIKE PENISES!

This is true.

Sometimes, if one of my dogs or my cat is in the kitchen and I am about to eat a banana, I'll pretend it's a phone and call them on it.  Then I get mad when they don't answer AND THEY'RE RIGHT IN FRONT OF ME!

[Dr Steve Brule]

If you guys wanna talk Jalapenos then I'm your guy

[HATE!]

If you guys wanna talk Jalapenises then I'm your gay.

See what I did there?  HAHAHA!  What a great joke that was!

Actually once I drew a little comic strip that had a mutant hero named "Jalapenis"  He was quite the Latin lover.

[Mouth]

[InternetDaddy]

Speaking of avocados, I've recently planted some habaneros. The seeds have already hatched and they're started to poke through the dirt. I hope this goes well.

I grew some Habaneros with my girlfriend last spring, it was a great success. I kind of neglected them and they still grew fairly well on their own, despite being a little small. Good luck!

HATE!, I'm glad I'm not the only person who calls guac "god's butter." I could eat it every day and never get tired of it. My dad's friend loves making it, and he always throws weird shit in there that somehow work. The last time I was home when he was there, he made a sweet guac that was actually pretty damn good (he also made a regular and a spicy). I'll see if my brother remembers the sweet guac recipe, because I've never had anything quite like it and it's definitely worth a try.

[HATE!]

I got somethin' spicy for ya'

Haha!  My character had a penis sombrero too!

InternetDaddy-  Hope you're able to get them, I am always down for trying new God's Butter recipes!

[Hercules Rockefeller]

This analogy goes further- no one likes old ladies, but old dudes rule.

Nothing to do with a rotten Avocahoe, but an old tired black banana can be turned into banana bread- which is sometimes better than the young, cool banana.

i found another analogy! BANANAS LOOK LIKE PENISES!

This is true.

Sometimes, if one of my dogs or my cat is in the kitchen and I am about to eat a banana, I'll pretend it's a phone and call them on it.  Then I get mad when they don't answer AND THEY'RE RIGHT IN FRONT OF ME!

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[InternetDaddy]

I got somethin' spicy for ya'

Haha!  My character had a penis sombrero too!

InternetDaddy-  Hope you're able to get them, I am always down for trying new God's Butter recipes!

fuck yeah dickpepper

I got it! Thankfully my brother has a better memory than me:
avocado, garlic, onion, lime juice, sugar to taste. He also added some mayo for extra creaminess.

[Skate Troll]

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