Please Help me!!!

[HATE!]

Sugar and mayo... interesting. I've never tried those.  Sometimes, I use the whisk on our Kitchen Aid mixer and it gets it perfect as well.

That banana phone song is totally getting sang next time I call up one of the pets on a banana.

[oyolar]

This analogy goes further- no one likes old ladies, but old dudes rule.

Nothing to do with a rotten Avocahoe, but an old tired black banana can be turned into banana bread- which is sometimes better than the young, cool banana.

i found another analogy! BANANAS LOOK LIKE PENISES!

This is true.

Sometimes, if one of my dogs or my cat is in the kitchen and I am about to eat a banana, I'll pretend it's a phone and call them on it.  Then I get mad when they don't answer AND THEY'RE RIGHT IN FRONT OF ME!

You never cease to amaze me.

[David]

I don't know Luke, I find that avocados always march to the beat of their own drum. It's pretty frustrating.

Oh man, how about when you think they're perfect and you cut them open and they've already started to rot from the inside?  Fucking shitty.

Avocados are like women.  Perfect for a second and then squishy and rotten for the rest of their shitty lives.

Write that down, children.

Avocados=hoes.

Speaking of Avocados (it's capitalized, because they're amazing.  We call guac "God's Butter" in our house.)  What are y'all's recipes?

Here's mine from last night-

2 Avocados
2 garlic cloves
half a lime squeezed
a big spoonful of your favorite salsa
a good dash of chili pepper flakes
a good squirt of Louisiana hot sauce
Salt to taste.

Nothing better than home-made guacamole! I put a little black pepper in mine.

[floop]

If you guys wanna talk Jalapenos then I'm your guy

i'm a pretty hardcore pepper grower myself.  jalapenos, habaneros, you name it.  girlfriend fixed up the garden and asked me what i wanted to plant.  next thing you know we have an all pepper garden

anaheims, serrano, jalapenos, habaneros, poblanos.  some day i want to grow some naga jolokias


ps, secret ingredient for good guac:  ground cumin

[HATE!]

Do peppers have the same problems with tomatoes where they split if they grow too fast?

[floop]

no, they can split if they're left on the plant too long.   whatever you do, don't overwater.  you gotta make your peppers suffer.  they like it

[HATE!]

Thanks, we just planted.  I don't even remember what they all were.  I can't grow tomatoes to save my life, but my wife can.

[oneshovel]

I'm lazy, whatever.

[Narcissus]

Avocado
Cumin
Salt
Olive Oil
Lemon Juice
on Toast

You're welcome.

[HATE!]

Hell yes on toast.

Another one with cumin... Gotta try that!

[Skate Troll]

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[sleepypancakes]

Avocado
Cumin
Salt
Olive Oil
Lemon Juice
on Toast

You're welcome.

Made this today, on sourdough. Delicious