Arizona goes full retard

[oyolar]

Ok, I'm not a fan on abortion, and I do not support it unless the mother's life in danger

this is what i don't get, why should you or anyone other than the person getting one have a say on if they can do it? pro-life conservatives are the biggest fucking hypocrites on the face of the planet

http://www.thedailyshow.com/watch/wed-april-11-2012/bro-choice

Because nothing says small government more than I can tell you what you can and cannot do with your body or in your bedroom!

[Ronald Wilson Reagan]

One senator was trying to make it illegal to put seman anywhere other than the vagina. Which would make masterbating, bj's and handjobs illgeal, retards.

What about assjobs, titjobs, footwanks, facials, pearl necklaces, and anal creampies?

I feel like there could be some plausble deniability there if you built your case carefully.
"Your honor, I didn't realize until afterwards that my penis was in her anus, I thought I had reinserted it into her vagina!"
"Your honor, my girlfriend was orally stimulating me so I could ejaculate into her vagina, unfortunately, as I made my way from her mouth to vagina, I accidentally ejaculated on her breasts half way there!" Footjobs would be harder to defend in court I think.

[sleepypancakes]

One senator was trying to make it illegal to put seman anywhere other than the vagina. Which would make masterbating, bj's and handjobs illgeal, retards.

What about assjobs, titjobs, footwanks, facials, pearl necklaces, and anal creampies?

I feel like there could be some plausble deniability there if you built your case carefully.
"Your honor, I didn't realize until afterwards that my penis was in her anus, I thought I had reinserted it into her vagina!"
"Your honor, my girlfriend was orally stimulating me so I could ejaculate into her vagina, unfortunately, as I made my way from her mouth to vagina, I accidentally ejaculated on her breasts half way there!" Footjobs would be harder to defend in court I think.

What if you don't put your penis in vaginas? And a footjob? Oh "Your honor, she/he kicked me in the nuts so hard semen came out!"

[max power]

i was looking for an "i'm outta here.jpg", but fuck it. if this shit continues i am.

...you know how we do max!

well, it is the only sure fire way to avoid unwanted pregnancies

[meathead genius]

Bros, the MG is always pro-choice. It just covers us bros, really. What if I bring a girl home and she passes out and I know she wants it so I give it to her anyway, and then she has a kid because she didn't remember to put a diaphragm in before the pills kicked in? Bros, it wouldn't be good. I heard Tucker Max wanted to open his own planned parenthood but they wouldn't let him. If that bro supports abortion, then so do I. Tucker Max is the King, he totally rules.