continue the story

[Martin Prince]

each post add new a line to the story...

Everything was just as normal at the skatepark today, except for one minor detail; on top of the mini, rather than the usual barrage of scooters, lay the naked, withered body of Chad Stork, local home town hero

[Jack Klompis]

nelson muntz needs to show up here to punch you in the stomach

[Nick]

indeed, the phantom of a languid soul stalked the vast arrays. with the decree of fantasy, aplomb we strode to lands of ingeous terror- frost laden meadows beside the hallowed park and river.

[brent]

The Aristocrats!

[Nick]

forsooth- the aristocracy had stalked our frequent thoughts previous to this pivotal encounter, but here and today the majestic lord dionysus graced our escapist quest as we decided to disregard societal mores and excevate the labrynthine farms of mystic dream

[Ronald Wilson Reagan]

Then he woke up, it all was a dream

[Cadillac Ranch Dressing]

I used to read Word Up Magazine.

[friendly dave]

Salt N Peppa and Heavy D up in the limosine.

[MuchasGracias]

Hanging pictures on my wall

[tough omelette]

every caturday, rap attack, monsieur majik, marley marl

[gutterhead.]

I let my tape rock til my tape popped

[apad88]

Smoking weed and bamboo, sipping on private stock.

[meathead genius]

Bro! This is notorious BIG! I love him!

[apad88]

Bro! This is notorious BIG! I love him!

nice.

[Nosferatu]

if I wasn't then why would I say I am.

[sleepypancakes]

Way back when I had the red and black lumberjack with the hat to match

[Tale Crab]

Fuck this shit, I want Chase Homely.

[David Schwimmer]

I'm sorry but in order to find out what it takes to find todays budget I'm going to recalculate
this threads base and give it a a good lubing at the bottom. In order to reinstall this thread
I will need to continue some sort of story. Of who? I don't know. My sources are limited to
dry mills and heavy cargo of distinct roman pistachios. Will this help me? Does it help to worry?
I'd like to direct our attention to the men and women in this slap community and give
all of you a thanks for lasts week convention for morbidly obese toddlers, it was in fact a great
event. It's such a large week in fact I'm gonna need to make extra room for The Slap Union
next Wednesday. If you'd like a pamphlet just P.M me guys. Thanks have a great evening




-Dave

[Ronald Wilson Reagan]

And then he woke up, it had been a dream the whole time!

I don't get the David Schwimmer account. Do you have to know the show friends or something?

[apad88]

I'm sorry but in order to find out what it takes to find todays budget I'm going to recalculate
this threads base and give it a a good lubing at the bottom. In order to reinstall this thread
I will need to continue some sort of story. Of who? I don't know. My sources are limited to
dry mills and heavy cargo of distinct roman pistachios. Will this help me? Does it help to worry?
I'd like to direct our attention to the men and women in this slap community and give
all of you a thanks for lasts week convention for morbidly obese toddlers, it was in fact a great
event. It's such a large week in fact I'm gonna need to make extra room for The Slap Union
next Wednesday. If you'd like a pamphlet just P.M me guys. Thanks have a great evening




-Dave

fucking. Davd Schwimmer

[David Schwimmer]

And then he woke up, it had been a dream the whole time!

I don't get the David Schwimmer account. Do you have to know the show friends or something?

What's not to get Ronald? Am I not being political enough for you? Am I throwing Queen Latifah under the bus?
When I created this account I was forced to deal with the aftermath, that includes frequent P.Ms of kids asking me for favors
and asking to kiss their baby. I don't like kissing babies anymore Ronald, I just want to be apart of this slap sandwich
that you are included of. After years and years of being a Slap lurker I'm become a Slap poster, these are different things
it's just now I feed the fire. I understand your some sort of teacher -business man? Call my agent, she'll get us together.
You know I'm simply just trying to co-exist Thanks Ron for the post it really means a lot.



-Dave


ps. This has been a wonderful, very joyful experience fellas, and I'd like to thank you for all your
hard work and dedication towards making Slap a more beautiful place.

[Jack Klompis]

I don't get the David Schwimmer account. Do you have to know the show friends or something?

i think you should be good with the season of curb he was in, i just imagine him saying things in his voice, and you know that you hate him

[David Schwimmer]

I don't get the David Schwimmer account. Do you have to know the show friends or something?

i think you should be good with the season of curb he was in, i just imagine him saying things in his voice, and you know that you hate him

I really enjoy your topic Jack and I'd like to take this further.


-Dave

[thepman]

I really like the David Swhimemmmmememememer account