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Chocolaterain
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April 18, 2012, 08:01:07 PM »
Great article, I can't wait to see more.
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DirtCity
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April 18, 2012, 08:08:08 PM »
funny shit. always good stuff on jenkem. you called chaz ortiz chris though. who cares.
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Matty T
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April 18, 2012, 08:13:23 PM »
Great read. Please MOAR please
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April 19, 2012, 04:15:15 AM »
good job on this hate!, jenkem ALWAYS has the best articles. laughz for daze
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steve
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April 19, 2012, 11:45:26 AM »
anyone think lil wayne's going to get a 5boro tat?
this is good, hate!, hope to see more! I was def. expecting antwan and jereme though.
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ianrussel
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Quote from: steve on April 19, 2012, 11:45:26 AM
anyone think lil wayne's going to get a 5boro tat?
this is good, hate!, hope to see more! I was def. expecting antwan and jereme though.
hes got one near his ear... i cant find it. but yeah - hes got one already.
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HATE!
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April 19, 2012, 12:12:39 PM »
I'll go ahead and say it- one of my additional five entries is Jereme and instead of Antwuan alone, another entry is on Baker/Deathwish altogether. Soon, maybe this weekend, I need to format it and give it an intro.
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steve
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April 19, 2012, 12:24:51 PM »
Oh man, this^^^ is a fucking joke!
hahah from Ca$h Money NOLA to 5boro NYC, word up.
HAHAHAHA even more disgusting, is that while I was just searching google for Lil Wayne and Cash Money shit to make fun of i saw
http://www.rollingstone.com/music/news/lil-wayne-cash-money-signs-limp-bizkit-20120224
Cash Money skate crew???
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April 19, 2012, 12:31:10 PM »
I can't wait for Wayne to make his own skateboards and make himself pro. Slap will explode.
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victor333
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April 19, 2012, 12:36:02 PM »
limp bizkit > Wayne
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aleksander
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April 19, 2012, 06:24:55 PM »
Good article for sure and the Wenning line was fucking great.
Hate - who do you think has the sickest ones?
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darrin lee
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I could crack that open like a peach.
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April 19, 2012, 09:49:35 PM »
If you're gonna hate on Sheckler's you've got to at least mention Muska's.
Instead of across the back on shoulders, Muska's is in a semi-circle over his belly button!??!?
He had that before Shorty's had even started as a board company, and it's in Olde English letters.... puke!
This was when the Olde English tats were everywhere.
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Quote from: aleksander on April 19, 2012, 06:24:55 PM
Good article for sure and the Wenning line was fucking great.
Hate - who do you think has the sickest ones?
That's a good question that I'd have to actually go look up. Off the top of my head, I wanna say Markovich, but I'm not sure. He has a lot of company ones, but he also has some solid work if memory serves correct.
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Sleazy
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April 20, 2012, 11:13:51 AM »
pretty solid list
suprised no one from deathwish made the cut though
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April 20, 2012, 11:15:07 AM »
lol good job HATE!
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April 20, 2012, 11:17:20 AM »
I'm surprised Dixon didn't make this List.
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JABRONI
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April 20, 2012, 11:30:09 AM »
great read, wish it was longer also
i feel that this will become a 'bad skater tattoo' thread anyways
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the tranny monster
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Once you hear his name...
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I really enjoyed great job
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May 18, 2012, 12:14:04 PM »
Alright, I know I said that there was a Part 2 to my list and there is.... It's NOT going to be on my site though, the follow up will be for Jenkem again. Stay tuned!
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Fruitpunch
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May 19, 2012, 09:39:37 AM »
Jenkem is the best! Great job!
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Andrew
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May 19, 2012, 11:27:29 AM »
Brian Anderson has dope tattoos
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Quote from: Andrew on May 19, 2012, 11:27:29 AM
Brian Anderson has dope tattoos
Agreed, some of the best.
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sleepypancakes
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May 20, 2012, 03:52:59 PM »
Good article hate. But I have an unrelated question, how do you pronounce your last name? Like Fizz-Eeawk?
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Quote from: sleepypancakes on May 20, 2012, 03:52:59 PM
Good article hate. But I have an unrelated question, how do you pronounce your last name? Like Fizz-Eeawk?
Yep, you got it first try. It gets butchered constantly. As a joke, when I was in elementary school I used to spell it "Fizzyock" on my worksheets.
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poor alice
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May 21, 2012, 05:53:57 AM »
hahahah, i love dollin's ab fab tattoo, is that a recent one of his?
i think some of the worst ones are sammy baca's, think he has a few that say like "shit face" on his knees :/
i also know a guy called nathan, who has "nate rape" tattoo'd on him. oh dear
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Quote from: poor alice on May 21, 2012, 05:53:57 AM
hahahah, i love dollin's ab fab tattoo, is that a recent one of his?
i think some of the worst ones are sammy baca's, think he has a few that say like "shit face" on his knees :/
i also know a guy called nathan, who has "nate rape" tattoo'd on him. oh dear
You can tell that Dollin's are fresh in that photo, but I don't know how old that photo is. Baca's are pretty rough, but "good" is always more important to the owner. The Baker/Deathwish/LE dudes seem to celebrate them and have 'em as a story, but that being said- yeah, Baca's are rough. Haha
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dollin has "$ g i t' m o n e y $" on his toes.
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Beyond being terrible ideas, all the tattoos on the list are so poorly done it makes me kind of nauseous. Chaz Ortiz sugar skull looks like a kitchen scratcher tried to do a real tattoo.
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Quote from: via on May 21, 2012, 07:44:39 AM
Beyond being terrible ideas, all the tattoos on the list are so poorly done it makes me kind of nauseous. Chaz Ortiz sugar skull looks like a kitchen scratcher tried to do a real tattoo.
It looks a bit infected. In terms of shitty execution, Wenning's smokes the fuck out of Ortiz's. There is not one thing about that Selfish joint that was done properly.
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Quote from: HATE! on May 21, 2012, 08:01:15 AM
Quote from: via on May 21, 2012, 07:44:39 AM
Beyond being terrible ideas, all the tattoos on the list are so poorly done it makes me kind of nauseous. Chaz Ortiz sugar skull looks like a kitchen scratcher tried to do a real tattoo.
It looks a bit infected. In terms of shitty execution, Wenning's smokes the fuck out of Ortiz's. There is not one thing about that Selfish joint that was done properly.
They're both fucked, for sure, but Wennings is less shakey. Ortiz looks like he gets tattooed by Michael J Fox.
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