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« on: April 19, 2012, 04:52:31 PM »
Share your most recent or best stories of people being total kooks about skating.

So me and some homies are drinking on a porch and these two dudes we dont know show up to the party. The dude was rocking a serious mall kit with neff hat and bulky tank globe shoes. He then proceeds to brag about he skates and can land 7 out of 10 tre flips.
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« Reply #1 on: April 19, 2012, 05:16:44 PM »
Apples hiring a personal filmer slave.
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« Reply #2 on: April 19, 2012, 06:40:02 PM »
everything I do
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« Reply #3 on: April 19, 2012, 07:04:30 PM »
posting on slap
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« Reply #4 on: April 19, 2012, 07:10:17 PM »
I love my Neff hat(s). They're the perfect shape and size for my head, comfortable, and warm.
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« Reply #5 on: April 19, 2012, 07:14:07 PM »
When I was a young lad, growing up in South Texas, every new skater that moved to town (3 or so really in the span of four years)
would have a story about skating with a Pro.

Back then, this stories could have little to no corroboration.

Apparently, the Alva team from 1986 was sneaking down to Agua Dulce, Texas on their days off
and skating shitty drainage ditches.
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« Reply #6 on: April 19, 2012, 07:37:31 PM »
Some dude brought a stereo to the skatepark, and I hear the intro to Time by Pink Floyd playing, shit was awesome, right when the drums pick up all I hear is WUBBBBBBBBBBBBBBB. He thought it was cool to play some dubstep remix. That guy was a kook.
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« Reply #7 on: April 19, 2012, 07:42:41 PM »
that kewk can dubstep off a fuckin cliff
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« Reply #8 on: April 19, 2012, 07:46:24 PM »
Any kids that have asked me if i can lazer flip, because they can do it on Skate 3.
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« Reply #9 on: April 19, 2012, 08:03:01 PM »
I once heard some guy say the words kook, dope, and steez in the same sentence before.
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Blows my mind that people are leaving companies run by established pros in favor of one run by Nick Trapasso, who I'm pretty sure can't count to twenty without taking off his shoes.
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« Reply #10 on: April 19, 2012, 08:18:38 PM »
the worst thing ive ever experience was seeing a kid wear on of these and some pre-ripped acid wash jeans. what the fuck was he thinking?
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« Reply #11 on: April 19, 2012, 08:21:44 PM »
Quote from: L33Tg33k on April 19, 2012, 08:03:01 PM
I once heard some guy say the words kook, dope, and steez in the same sentence before.

"That kook's steeve is NOT dope!"  No biggie, haha.
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Quote from: FrenchFuck on April 12, 2012, 05:26:05 PM
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« Reply #12 on: April 19, 2012, 08:27:15 PM »
horrible ^

this one time, this fag made a lame thread on SLAP, so i kooked him.
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« Reply #13 on: April 19, 2012, 09:02:03 PM »
any time i hear the term kook being used seriously or semi-seriously




.... seriously does anyone use this word?
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« Reply #14 on: April 19, 2012, 09:09:11 PM »
One time this guy told me he was. "I'm a kook" were his words.  I did not debate it.
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« Reply #15 on: April 19, 2012, 09:24:49 PM »
Quote from: popsiclesandskatin on April 19, 2012, 07:37:31 PM
Some dude brought a stereo to the skatepark, and I hear the intro to Time by Pink Floyd playing, shit was awesome, right when the drums pick up all I hear is WUBBBBBBBBBBBBBBB. He thought it was cool to play some dubstep remix. That guy was a kook.
hahahaha
yeah, that's shit!
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« Reply #16 on: April 20, 2012, 12:36:14 AM »
i over-kook'd an omlette once...



that shit was delicious.
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nol flip?are u seriously that lazy that u can't type out 'switch fakie'?
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« Reply #17 on: April 20, 2012, 03:04:27 AM »
Quote from: Gay Imp Sausage Metal on April 19, 2012, 09:24:49 PM
Quote from: popsiclesandskatin on April 19, 2012, 07:37:31 PM
Some dude brought a stereo to the skatepark, and I hear the intro to Time by Pink Floyd playing, shit was awesome, right when the drums pick up all I hear is WUBBBBBBBBBBBBBBB. He thought it was cool to play some dubstep remix. That guy was a kook.
hahahaha
yeah, that's shit!

Powerfully shit.
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« Reply #18 on: April 20, 2012, 03:07:44 AM »
Quote from: doublesteveburger on April 20, 2012, 12:36:14 AM
i over-kook'd an omlette once...



that shit was delicious.
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« Reply #19 on: April 20, 2012, 03:12:33 AM »
'Kook' is a pretty common word in Australia.
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« Reply #20 on: April 20, 2012, 03:53:48 AM »
im gonna go milk my prostate
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« Reply #21 on: April 20, 2012, 06:54:16 AM »
Small | Large
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« Reply #22 on: April 20, 2012, 07:53:31 AM »
Quote from: ScreamingHand on April 20, 2012, 03:53:48 AM
im gonna go milk my prostate
im lurking slap in class and this is making me chuckle awkwardly and i cant stop
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« Reply #23 on: April 20, 2012, 08:51:39 AM »
Quote from: Uluru on April 20, 2012, 03:12:33 AM
'Kook' is a pretty common word in Australia.

kookaburra?
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« Reply #24 on: April 20, 2012, 08:53:47 AM »
crokookdile?

throw another shrimp on the barbie and kook the shit out of it?
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« Reply #25 on: April 20, 2012, 08:58:56 AM »
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« Reply #26 on: April 20, 2012, 09:07:26 AM »
i kook it on the daily, no shame
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« Reply #27 on: April 20, 2012, 03:25:27 PM »
The only real recent kook story that comes to mind starts with "So, there's this one guy everyone calls Lurker Lou..."
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« Reply #28 on: April 20, 2012, 03:54:24 PM »
I only do the kooking while i'm swagging.
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« Reply #29 on: April 20, 2012, 04:28:40 PM »
master chef at kookin
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