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Author Topic: Tips to get your dicks wet, bros.  (Read 1168 times)
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meathead genius
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« on: April 20, 2012, 07:28:07 PM »
Tip number one: get juiced arms
Tip number two: get juiced pecs
Tip number three: get juiced shoulders
Tip number four: get a juiced six pack
Tip number five: Get calf implants
Tip number six: Get a sweet lifted truck.
Tip number seven:Learn to mix a pussy drink bros. You need lots of juice and syrup, and strong booze. The sluts don't even know what hit them
Tip number eight: Show your huge cock to a bitch
Tip number nine: If a hot bitch is with some faggot, beat his ass in front of her to show her how tough you are
Tip number ten: If a slut isn't with some faggot, find a nearby faggot and beat his ass in front of her to show her how tough you are
Tip number eleven: Read the sex tips out of FHM magazine. They work bro, they work.
Go get some pussy brothers.
Love,
The meathead Genius
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« Reply #1 on: April 20, 2012, 07:31:38 PM »
Tazer and a roll of ducktape.
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« Reply #2 on: April 20, 2012, 07:44:24 PM »
Quote from: The Donger on April 20, 2012, 07:31:38 PM
Tazer and a roll of ducktape.

works every time
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meathead genius
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« Reply #3 on: April 20, 2012, 07:46:23 PM »
Quote from: the tranny monster on April 20, 2012, 07:44:24 PM
Quote from: The Donger on April 20, 2012, 07:31:38 PM
Tazer and a roll of ducktape.

works every time
Bros, I got both of those things! That's a great idea! Taze her until she is passed out, duct tape her asshole open, and get anal! Good lookin' out bros! Thanks man, bros stick together.
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« Reply #4 on: April 20, 2012, 08:42:16 PM »
I get the meathead part, but I fail to see anything genius about this account.
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do more yoga!
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« Reply #5 on: April 20, 2012, 08:52:59 PM »
Meathead I hate you
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« Reply #6 on: April 20, 2012, 09:06:04 PM »
http://www.vice.com/read/take-a-stroll-with-rob-delaney---the-pickup

"please kill me with your tits"
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« Reply #7 on: April 20, 2012, 10:40:36 PM »
Quote from: No mongz on April 20, 2012, 08:52:59 PM
Meathead I hate you
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« Reply #8 on: April 20, 2012, 11:22:56 PM »
Quote from: ElBonerGrande on April 20, 2012, 10:40:36 PM
Quote from: No mongz on April 20, 2012, 08:52:59 PM
Meathead I hate you
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« Reply #9 on: April 21, 2012, 03:25:37 PM »
Quote from: meathead genius on April 20, 2012, 07:46:23 PM
Quote from: the tranny monster on April 20, 2012, 07:44:24 PM
Quote from: The Donger on April 20, 2012, 07:31:38 PM



duct tape her asshole open
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« Reply #10 on: April 21, 2012, 03:31:05 PM »
Has anyone actually ever made tea by just dipping their testicles into some hot water?
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« Reply #11 on: April 21, 2012, 05:46:37 PM »
Duct Tape: Turns no, no, no! Into mmm, mmm, mmm.
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« Reply #12 on: April 21, 2012, 07:32:52 PM »
i read meathead genius' post as if they were from the voice of brucie from gta 4.
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« Reply #13 on: April 21, 2012, 11:42:41 PM »
I read the topic title as if he was giving us advice on how to fuck bros.
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« Reply #14 on: April 22, 2012, 10:11:53 AM »
Quote from: The Donger on April 20, 2012, 07:31:38 PM
Tazer and a roll of ducktape.


This is a similar concept and works quite sufficiently

http://efukt.com/196_The_Love_Plug.html
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« Reply #15 on: April 22, 2012, 10:24:28 AM »
Take a bath?
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« Reply #16 on: April 22, 2012, 10:44:17 AM »
Quote from: meathead genius on April 20, 2012, 07:46:23 PM
Quote from: the tranny monster on April 20, 2012, 07:44:24 PM
Quote from: The Donger on April 20, 2012, 07:31:38 PM
Tazer and a roll of ducktape.

works every time
Bros, I got both of those things! That's a great idea! Taze her until she is passed out, duct tape her asshole open, and get anal! Good lookin' out bros! Thanks man, bros stick together.

NO NO NO what i do is offer her the tazer as a present and the get her to wax my ass with the duct tape you my friend are really fucked up   
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« Reply #17 on: April 22, 2012, 12:48:56 PM »
I though u were sopposed to tazer ur own dick then use the ducktape to qench the screams of pleasure
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look I never said it was ok but chill man tis all cool just havin some fun.
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« Reply #18 on: April 22, 2012, 02:55:06 PM »
Quote from: Skate Troll on April 22, 2012, 12:48:56 PM
I though u were sopposed to tazer ur own dick then use the ducktape to qench the screams of pleasure

you are planning a school shooting, aren't you?
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« Reply #19 on: April 22, 2012, 04:20:50 PM »
Quote from: Wall of Nausea on April 22, 2012, 02:55:06 PM
Quote from: Skate Troll on April 22, 2012, 12:48:56 PM
I though u were sopposed to tazer ur own dick then use the ducktape to qench the screams of pleasure

you are planning a school shooting, aren't you?

And it all makes sense.
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