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Niko Lara
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« on: April 21, 2012, 11:53:13 AM »
Can't do it before or else I start to fall asleep mid-session
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« Reply #1 on: April 21, 2012, 12:30:41 PM »
during. but ive been told its weird
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« Reply #2 on: April 21, 2012, 12:42:10 PM »
mid manuals to help keep my balance
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after he got his nbd, he padlocked a chain around my butt. he said he was afraid someone else might be able to do something better back there
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« Reply #3 on: April 21, 2012, 12:51:19 PM »
I'm glad you joined just to inform us of your masturbatory habits
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« Reply #4 on: April 21, 2012, 01:01:49 PM »
circle jerking is always a good crew bonding experience. We do it before to get stoked. if we'd did it after it'd be gay, cause we'd fall asleep and cuddle
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I skateboard, fuck da poleeeeece
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« Reply #5 on: April 21, 2012, 02:57:25 PM »
Looks like someone just read Jerry's interview on Jenkem...
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« Reply #6 on: April 21, 2012, 03:09:16 PM »
jizz is the new wax.
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« Reply #7 on: April 21, 2012, 05:06:46 PM »
i remember reading somewhere that you shouldnt bust a nut before certain activities like sports n whatnot cuz it makes your legs weaker or some shit like that.


far as i know a lil youjizz to youtube to skate sesh aint never hurt nobody!
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« Reply #8 on: April 21, 2012, 05:13:36 PM »
It's an energy, hold it in and transfer it to skating. If you skate hard enough, you won't even want to afterwards, you'll be totally spent. Takes a bit of discipline, but much more satisfying. No joke, I'm serious about this.
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« Reply #9 on: April 21, 2012, 07:40:32 PM »
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Quote from: My penis is on my forehead on March 26, 2009, 05:10:48 AM
and yall dont need to be worryin about my rep, if yall really need to know, its cause no other rapper on here gully enough to do the dirt dolo i done
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« Reply #10 on: April 21, 2012, 07:50:11 PM »
Quote from: Lumpy Oatmeal on April 21, 2012, 07:40:32 PM



you're a faggot
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« Reply #11 on: April 21, 2012, 08:46:24 PM »
I try not too, but the asses and boobs threads make it hard
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« Reply #12 on: April 21, 2012, 09:04:26 PM »
Quote from: victor333 on April 21, 2012, 07:50:11 PM
Quote from: Lumpy Oatmeal on April 21, 2012, 07:40:32 PM



you're a faggot

seriously.
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« Reply #13 on: April 21, 2012, 10:47:34 PM »
Quote from: ElBonerGrande on April 21, 2012, 09:04:26 PM
Quote from: victor333 on April 21, 2012, 07:50:11 PM
Quote from: Lumpy Oatmeal on April 21, 2012, 07:40:32 PM



you're a faggot

seriously.


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« Reply #14 on: April 21, 2012, 11:27:22 PM »
Quote from: Lumpy Oatmeal on April 21, 2012, 07:40:32 PM


Soooooooo....... I guess I'll go ahead and address the elephant in the room here... Ummmm, who's gonna man up and make this their avatar?
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« Reply #15 on: April 22, 2012, 12:04:03 AM »
where, i don't see any elephants
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« Reply #16 on: April 22, 2012, 12:06:17 AM »
Quote from: johnnymousedoom on April 21, 2012, 01:01:49 PM
circle jerking is always a good crew bonding experience. We do it before to get stoked. if we'd did it after it'd be gay, cause we'd fall asleep and cuddle

>take bro shower with my friends
>suddenly grab their dicks and start jerking them off
>never get invited to bro shower again

Sad
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« Reply #17 on: April 22, 2012, 12:29:20 AM »
Quote from: victor333 on April 21, 2012, 12:51:19 PM
I'm glad you joined just to inform us of your masturbatory habits

This... Worst first post ever.
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« Reply #18 on: April 22, 2012, 01:04:23 AM »
Quote from: wario on April 22, 2012, 12:04:03 AM
where, i don't see any elephants
YESSSSS!!!! I wish i could gnar you a zillion million times. you're gonna go far with that go getter attitude of yours.
also, I will be incorporating the phrase "bro shower" in my day to day life
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« Reply #19 on: April 22, 2012, 04:34:08 AM »
Quote from: ElBonerGrande on April 21, 2012, 09:04:26 PM
Quote from: victor333 on April 21, 2012, 07:50:11 PM
Quote from: Lumpy Oatmeal on April 21, 2012, 07:40:32 PM



you're a faggot

seriously.


why? does the skateboard have a sex? Huh
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« Reply #20 on: April 22, 2012, 06:26:20 AM »
Quote from: foureyedjim on April 21, 2012, 02:57:25 PM
Looks like someone just read Jerry's interview on Jenkem...

In an old interview in Kingpin Magazine, Pontus said he had to, before a session. Something related to safety... not sure about that. But knowing his ancient interest for being pictured naked, it didn't surprise me (seems like he calm down the thing since polar)
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« Reply #21 on: April 23, 2012, 07:45:52 AM »
Quote from: Lumpy Oatmeal on April 21, 2012, 07:40:32 PM



holy shit
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« Reply #22 on: April 25, 2012, 06:05:27 PM »
Quote from: Hercules Rockefeller on April 21, 2012, 03:09:16 PM
jizz is the new wax.
this makes me confused and sad  Cry
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