bangin' whores

[doomstation55]

kosher? not kosher? do you get violent with them? do weird shit? how much are you willing to pay? does she have to be super attractive? or are nasty whores cool? depends on the mood or always make them do fucked up shit to turn you on?


please do tell me, you preferences when it comes to bangin' whores

[oldeath]

no

[Mundungus]

not really my thing

[Unbridled Technical Precision]

what do I look like, Frank Reynolds?

[tough omelette]

i buy the 5 dollar shake and then we win the trophy.

[doomstation55]

i buy the 5 dollar shake and then we win the trophy.

if u keep up with the storyline i PROMISE u that u will die on the shitter

[Hercules Rockefeller]

its like buying a first-place trophy and then talking about winning a marathon or sth for me. no thank you.

[able]

An old roommate of mine picked up some hitchhiking chick and got a blowjob for 5 bucks.

He said he turned to her, pointed at his crotch and said "take a dive for five?" and sealed the deal.

Who would have ever thought of saying that?  "take a dive for Five?"

The guy is clearly a genius

[skate_bored]

i wouldnt rule it out but it hasnt happened yet.

[BuddyPal]

i want to go down on her and taste the venareal diseases

[nice weather]

I generally base my opinion on Chester Brown's 'Paying For It', but wouldn't be able to hold my ground like he does. I don't really get the whole stigma about prostitution.

[aleksander]

I generally base my opinion on Chester Brown's 'Paying For It', but wouldn't be able to hold my ground like he does. I don't really get the whole stigma about prostitution.

I think a lot of it's a cultural thing, and in the US, prostitution is seen as on par with force-fingering a young boy.

From what I can gather, the thing with the secret service and Colombian hookers was a real shit storm in the US media, but here in Cartagena it wasn't a big deal at all. The mayor himself was like "Hey, why not enjoy your time here?"

If a woman's got starving kids at home and a commodity that somebody's willing to pay for, it's not my place to judge. I don't particularly wanna be a part of it, but I don't see it as morally wrong for either party.

[happenstance]

I generally base my opinion on Chester Brown's 'Paying For It', but wouldn't be able to hold my ground like he does. I don't really get the whole stigma about prostitution.

I think a lot of it's a cultural thing, and in the US, prostitution is seen as on par with force-fingering a young boy.

From what I can gather, the thing with the secret service and Colombian hookers was a real shit storm in the US media, but here in Cartagena it wasn't a big deal at all. The mayor himself was like "Hey, why not enjoy your time here?"

If a woman's got starving kids at home and a commodity that somebody's willing to pay for, it's not my place to judge. I don't particularly wanna be a part of it, but I don't see it as morally wrong for either party.

Admittedly, this is a rather idealistic viewpoint but the morally wrong part is that people are forced to make this decision. I see it as more or less economic rape. I don't think any woman would really want to be a prostitute if given other opportunities.

[chockfullofthat]

I generally base my opinion on Chester Brown's 'Paying For It', but wouldn't be able to hold my ground like he does. I don't really get the whole stigma about prostitution.

I think a lot of it's a cultural thing, and in the US, prostitution is seen as on par with force-fingering a young boy.

From what I can gather, the thing with the secret service and Colombian hookers was a real shit storm in the US media, but here in Cartagena it wasn't a big deal at all. The mayor himself was like "Hey, why not enjoy your time here?"

If a woman's got starving kids at home and a commodity that somebody's willing to pay for, it's not my place to judge. I don't particularly wanna be a part of it, but I don't see it as morally wrong for either party.

Admittedly, this is a rather idealistic viewpoint but the morally wrong part is that they people are forced to make this decision. I see it as more or less economic rape. I don't think any woman would really want to be a prostitute if given other opportunities.

You underestimate a whore's desire to have things jammed into her crotch.

[Rockin Robbin]

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[sleepypancakes]

kosher? not kosher? do you get violent with them? do weird shit? how much are you willing to pay? does she have to be super attractive? or are nasty whores cool? depends on the mood or always make them do fucked up shit to turn you on?


please do tell me, you preferences when it comes to bangin' whores

Rabbi Moshe says "no"

[smokecrack]

An old roommate of mine picked up some hitchhiking chick and got a blowjob for 5 bucks.

He said he turned to her, pointed at his crotch and said "take a dive for five?" and sealed the deal.

Who would have ever thought of saying that?  "take a dive for Five?"

The guy is clearly a genius

wow, that man is brilliant.

[Ronald Wilson Reagan]

I generally base my opinion on Chester Brown's 'Paying For It', but wouldn't be able to hold my ground like he does. I don't really get the whole stigma about prostitution.

I think a lot of it's a cultural thing, and in the US, prostitution is seen as on par with force-fingering a young boy.

From what I can gather, the thing with the secret service and Colombian hookers was a real shit storm in the US media, but here in Cartagena it wasn't a big deal at all. The mayor himself was like "Hey, why not enjoy your time here?"

If a woman's got starving kids at home and a commodity that somebody's willing to pay for, it's not my place to judge. I don't particularly wanna be a part of it, but I don't see it as morally wrong for either party.

Oh yeah, a bunch of them got fired and the President apologized for the incident.



I got really drunk on these hot drinks called "Tom and jerry's" in the middle of the winter at some shit casino in a cowboy town called Virginia City, Nevada, had the DD drive our whole group to the moonlite bunny ranch, where I proceeded to vomit on a high priced prostitute. There's a picture of me from earlier that night eating a page of the bible as I prepare to chase it with the bottle of Stoli that is in my hand. There's also a picture of me later in the night embodying the word "regret." From the start it was clear that was an unkosher evening.

[Strike A Pose]

I gave a persuasive speech about legalizing prostitution last Wednesday.

I believe it would be beneficial in many ways.

+Reducing the amount of disease spread by way of regulated testing

+Reducing physical abuse towards prostitutes

+Reducing human trafficking

etc etc.

Breaking the moral code of the people in charge is the only real 'problem' that would come out of legalization.

[Big Skatefase]

pornstars be sellin the pussy through eros.com n shit.

bitches like aurora snow & bella moretti would let you smash for cash

i thought about it but i was like nahh.

heard you can fuck some bad hoes in DR and brazil for like $20

[David]

heard you can fuck some bad hoes in DR and brazil for like $20

"South America, where life is cheap"

[StabMasterArson]

I paid for sex in Vegas, Amsterdam, and caught a happy ending after a massage. Its not that big of a deal.

[L33Tg33k]

An old roommate of mine picked up some hitchhiking chick and got a blowjob for 5 bucks.

He said he turned to her, pointed at his crotch and said "take a dive for five?" and sealed the deal.

Who would have ever thought of saying that?  "take a dive for Five?"

The guy is clearly a genius

wow, that man is brilliant.

That's not genius. He picked up a hitchhiker and we all know the rules of the road. Gas, grass, or ass. Somehow he ended up paying for a hummer and you're throwing compliments at him? The way I see it, your homie is streets behind.

[sweets]

I've never paid for it like a straight up business transaction but I've been on dates that felt close to it. With a girl alluding to no booty without some money spent. I dropped the one girl off straight away because a date shouldn't make me feel like a john.

I would never feel comfortable visiting a prostitute. Although, I have read of some cultures that had women specifically for the comfort of men. Usually people were widows and widowers. If this could still be construed as prostitution, it seems morally sound. 

[HATE!]

I was at a bar once and this older dude, maybe mid 50s came in and asked "Where is a good place in the city to find a clean working girl?"  No lie, that is exactly how he phrased it.  It was mid-afternoon during the week, so the bar was relatively empty and it was dead fucking silent when he asked that at the bar.  The bartender just kinda fumbled through an, "I don't know."  The dude sat down a few stools down from my friend and I and ordered a drink and then just started rambling about how it's getting harder to find a "good, clean working girl" while he was out on his business trips.  Eventually we gave him our full attention and the dude told some pretty wild stories.  He kinda had that older 1950s mentality that you see in movies and shit where you marry a good woman because she's loyal and will be a wonderful mother, but you go visit a prostitute because there is just certain things you don't do with your wife. 

[Jack Klompis]

anyone seen those arrangementfinder.com commercials?? for mutually beneficial arrangements??

digital johns are the future

[Beeda Weeda]

if i ever paid for sex, i would lose all of my elf respect.

[spungo]

if i ever paid for sex, i would lose all of my elf respect.

I dunno, I only have moderate respect for elves anyway.  they make good cookies.


In the words of Slick Rick, "Pussy ain't worth no dough"

[chockfullofthat]

Speaking of elves...if they never age do they just come out of some elf vagina as an adult?  Do elf vaginas have snake-jaw like properties?  Just unhinge a few bones and out slides Liv Tyler?  Do we have any elven experts on the SLAP forums?  This shit keeps me up at night.

[Hercules Rockefeller]

i dont care how they get out of a vagina, but i sure as hell would like to know how to get into liv tylers magical portal of lust.