Real Life Barbie

[gutterhead.]

Yo jackherer what do you think about this?

http://tumblr.thedailywh.at/post/21854989480/barbie-irl-of-the-day-after-numerous-surgeries

[Da Jitterbug]

i'll be her ken

[MexicanSpaniard]

Is she a New Dehlian Albino or am I seeing dots?

[Big Skatefase]

[MexicanSpaniard]

Fisheye or is her left boob bigger than the right?

[Patey]

probably a dude

[anblue]

so like that shit between her eyebrows, tattoo? i dont remember face tat barbie

[Joe Pesci]

after lurking her blog, i have decided she looks creepy as fuck with a ton of make up on, but actually looks kind of normal in some pictures.  would

[iKobrakai]

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2rx4bSwqA1rupw29o1_500.jpg

Yes, I would do horrible things to her.

[Cthulhu!]

Oh I'd sex her for sure.

[Monty Burns]

without make up she is pretty hot , but super artifical , no one would know where the plastic ends and begins . And too have that much surgery on yourself when you already good looking is prob connected to mental problems ?

but seeing her in full make up in a club you would go wtf and run away

[Fairy Boy]

What did she look like before? I clicked the link to her facebook, bitch has 10,000 photos! I scrolled down for about 20 minutes looking for a 'before' shot and neither found one nor reached the end of her photos.

[happenstance]

Would of course but this is pretty creepy.

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[InternetDaddy]

no not never

[Monty Burns]

no not never

I always wonderd about this . I always thought I was pretty damn good at english . But " No not never " seems to be fucked up english at its best

shouldnt it be "no , not , never " or something like that for it to mean " no "?  " no not never " technicly means not always but sometimes ?

[Pabst]

before

[Eschaton]

Is that a sperm on her face?

[gutterhead.]

no not never

I always wonderd about this . I always thought I was pretty damn good at english . But " No not never " seems to be fucked up english at its best

shouldnt it be "no , not , never " or something like that for it to mean " no "?  " no not never " technicly means not always but sometimes ?

hahaha its a reference to this

[Monty Burns]

no not never

I always wonderd about this . I always thought I was pretty damn good at english . But " No not never " seems to be fucked up english at its best

shouldnt it be "no , not , never " or something like that for it to mean " no "?  " no not never " technicly means not always but sometimes ?

hahaha its a reference to this

Oh I know , and the " and you should too " makes it make even  less sense ?

"And you should too " should be and neither should you ?    gaah  fuck it 

[weedpop]

Any attempt to decipher Alex Olson's grammar is futile, I'm afraid.

[happenstance]

Too bad, she was attractive before the surgery.

[pointandclick]

Too bad, she was attractive before the surgery.

fully. i feel like it'd be boning an alien in a human costume. especially after that silent video of her doing nothing. creeeeepy.

[Monty Burns]

Too bad, she was attractive before the surgery.

fully. i feel like it'd be boning an alien in a human costume. especially after that silent video of her doing nothing. creeeeepy.

Yupp . But if she wasnt all make up'd like the barbie pictures shes put up , I mean the most plastic looking ones . If she rocked up on you at a bar with afew drinks in you looking semi normal and said lets go to my place ...

[landCow]

damn in that video she doesn't seem human. it almost looks like a robot or cgi. Its like the uncanny valley effect on a real life person.

[spungo]

Ever melted the face off a Barbie with a magnifying glass?  If yes, then you know what this psycho will look like in a few years time.