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« Reply #30 on: April 30, 2012, 05:45:50 PM »
Joseph trying to fight Alex sounds amazing.
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« Reply #31 on: April 30, 2012, 05:54:28 PM »
THIS ONE IN A MILLION SHIT IS FUCKING CORNY AND PLAYED. STOP TALKING ABOUT IT ALL THOSE KIDS ARE FAGS ANYWAY FREE MAX B
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« Reply #32 on: April 30, 2012, 06:07:42 PM »
Quote from: trannies and mannies on April 30, 2012, 05:45:50 PM
Joseph trying to fight Alex sounds amazing.
Yeah, especially since he had like a broken foot or something.  You don't fuck with a dude who filters the broken glass from his cheap beer with his teeth. He does not give a fuck. Between trying to fight Klein gimp-style, the smashed beer shit, and straight taking off and taking a beer break during a challenge, he turned out to be amazing.
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Quote from: Pearl on January 30, 2013, 07:13:27 AM
Anything that gets two rants out of Gipper was worth posting.
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« Reply #33 on: April 30, 2012, 06:26:44 PM »
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Did anybody expect much from the asshole that films assholes like this asshole.
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« Reply #34 on: April 30, 2012, 06:44:01 PM »
I really wanna see the footage of joseph fighting alex. damn
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« Reply #35 on: April 30, 2012, 09:24:10 PM »
Just to clear things up, Ride is not suing Colin or SLAP/High Speed.
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« Reply #36 on: April 30, 2012, 09:29:51 PM »
^ obviously. I mean thanks for the official clarification, but only an idiot would think that a law suit would happen without them even pulling the clip from youtube.
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Quote from: Pearl on January 30, 2013, 07:13:27 AM
Anything that gets two rants out of Gipper was worth posting.
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« Reply #37 on: April 30, 2012, 10:07:56 PM »
jenkem with the goods once again
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« Reply #38 on: April 30, 2012, 11:01:49 PM »
Jenkem single handedly killing the interview game
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« Reply #39 on: May 01, 2012, 12:28:18 AM »
Quote from: FrenchFuck on April 30, 2012, 11:01:49 PM
Jenkem single handedly killing the interview game
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« Reply #40 on: May 01, 2012, 12:43:46 AM »
Quote from: FrenchFuck on April 30, 2012, 11:01:49 PM
Jenkem single handedly killing the interview game

Tackling the issues head on
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« Reply #41 on: May 01, 2012, 01:05:30 AM »
Quote from: Red on May 01, 2012, 12:43:46 AM
Quote from: FrenchFuck on April 30, 2012, 11:01:49 PM
Jenkem single handedly killing the interview game

Tackling the issues head on

TNT Jenkem knows drama
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« Reply #42 on: May 01, 2012, 02:36:59 AM »
Colin Read is my hero. But whats up with another OIAM? Does anyone have an insider on whether or not there will be another contest? I gotta say this years is a fucking tough act to follow. . . kinda hard to unblow it as hard as Alex blew it. . .
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« Reply #43 on: May 01, 2012, 03:08:25 AM »
Good article, but lame Colin Read tries to let Rodney Torres and Steve Rodriguez off the hook.

Fuck that.

Those guys deserve just as much shit as Alex Klein if not more.
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« Reply #44 on: May 01, 2012, 03:43:05 AM »
Quote from: sluggers on May 01, 2012, 03:08:25 AM
Good article, but lame Colin Read tries to let Rodney Torres and Steve Rodriguez off the hook.

Fuck that.

Those guys deserve just as much shit as Alex Klein if not more.

Yeah, clearly you're much better at judging one's character than somebody who actually knows them...

Not saying I wasn't a bit bummed out by their comments during the show, but that doesn't give me enough justification to hate them.  At the least, maybe question their character, but that's it.  People should stop jumping to conclusions so easily.
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« Reply #45 on: May 01, 2012, 04:39:54 AM »

( Sorry for the gossipy interlude ) - is that Reno, the current SLAP editor, Sally Vitellos's husband?
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« Reply #46 on: May 01, 2012, 05:08:06 AM »
Wow! I didn't realize shit got that out of hand at OIAM. Fuck yes Colin and Jenkem, great interview.
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« Reply #47 on: May 01, 2012, 07:14:03 AM »
our stance is

fuck off alex, suck off colin, fuck off alex, suck off colin  : )
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« Reply #48 on: May 01, 2012, 07:35:26 AM »
Absolutely cant wait to read part 2 with Klein, see how he tried to justify this bullshit
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« Reply #49 on: May 01, 2012, 08:04:30 AM »
Jenkem Magazine ‏ @jenkemmag  Reply  Retweet  Favorite ? Open
part 2 coming in the next couple of hours...
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« Reply #50 on: May 01, 2012, 09:06:04 AM »
Quote from: Dishonest John on April 30, 2012, 12:56:25 PM
I hope people will learn to let skateboarding remain a thing for skateboarders. We don?t need anybody else. Fuck them. Skate and destroy.

I love you Colin

Ditto.

As we pass through another generation of skaters, and those same wheels of outside influence start spinning and fucking whining,  you get to see who sticks to their guns, who sells out, and who was in it for what.

We really don't need anyone else. Through the ebbs and flows of the industry,  we've gotten to a point where most of the biggest players
(if not ALL, really) are skaters themselves. And fortunately, they all have skated through the slim periods, and are in it because they love
skating first and foremost. It will be where their hearts always lie.

Seeing the "Mandible" version of the footage, you see that these kids are great skaters, and love it. And when you passed them through
some reality-TV dramatic hyperbolic garbage, they rebelled. THAT'S AWESOME. Because anyone who is in it because of the love of it would be
disgusted by that nonsense.

There are exceptions on the part of some of the judges, Cairo, Cardiel, etc...I would love to see interviews with THEM about how the show
played out in their minds.

But it's endearing at the end of the day to see so many people call bullshit on the forum. Because yessiree-bob, that was some bullshit. Let the skaters skate. Save the TV drama for Kojak reruns.
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« Reply #51 on: May 01, 2012, 10:00:52 AM »
Quote from: bandini on April 30, 2012, 04:47:29 PM
Colin for SOTY - let's start it now...

ha, hes got my vote. cant wait to read part 2 and see what alex klein has to say about this bullshit.
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« Reply #52 on: May 01, 2012, 10:26:16 AM »
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The HD filmers and Alex backed out of the door and left. We followed them, but they were already gone by the time we got outside. They had a car waiting. We went into the equipment room, but it had all been secretly cleared out. Alex had tricked me out of the footage I shot, he had asked me to put it on his hard-drive so he could show the people back at High Speed.

This part was surreal. Are you kidding me? Was this a skate show or an X-Files episode?
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« Reply #53 on: May 01, 2012, 10:31:23 AM »
Really looking forward to Part 2, been clicking on Jenkems site all morning, anyone know when it will be up? its 230 EST right now for me.
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« Reply #54 on: May 01, 2012, 10:40:29 AM »
^ Ha i have been doing the same thing. ? My day is seriously revolving around this article dropping.
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« Reply #55 on: May 01, 2012, 10:43:49 AM »
article will b up in an hour.. just getting the photos in.
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« Reply #56 on: May 01, 2012, 10:44:42 AM »
Joseph is the winner in my eyes. did some sick skating, got drunk, and tried to fight alex klein? fully backing the dude.
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« Reply #57 on: May 01, 2012, 11:47:06 AM »
Ohhhh boy!
http://www.jenkemmag.com/home/2012/05/01/what-really-happened-with-slaps-one-in-a-million-part-2/
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« Reply #58 on: May 01, 2012, 11:56:50 AM »
Alex Klein is retarded. Apparently all the criticism went "36,000 feet over his head," because he still doesn't fucking get it. Coming in with an arrogant attitude is fucking stupid. He basically became undefendable when he said "That shouldn?t bum anyone out. It?s kind of like how Louis CK says, 'everything is amazing and nobody is happy.' "
What a fucking douche. For some reason the elimination on night one made everybody who participated in or watched the contest angry. What a douche.


Also, illiterate is he stupidest insult for a group of people who communicate via written messages. Its not going to get him any mercy from the public either.
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Quote from: Pearl on January 30, 2013, 07:13:27 AM
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« Reply #59 on: May 01, 2012, 12:01:03 PM »

"For me the entire ?reality show? aspect of the contest?judging, board breaking, sad music as the skater walks to the exit? was a parody of American TV culture and not to be taken seriously. "


Anyone seen the move THE ROOM? It's considered one of the worst movies ever made. In an interview with the writer/director, he tried
to play it off as this parody/satire about bad movies....that it was a HUGE in-joke.

Of course, everyone ELSE involved in the production said that dude was completely and utterly serious about the movie when it was being filmed.

Alex Klein, your schtick was already used.

"If I want to be surrounded by ranting illiterates I?ll ride the subway."

Interesting double insult there, Mr. Klein.

Here's a few words I enjoy, since I'm literate:

Hubris.
Integrity.
Defunct.

I also enjoy the word "infundibuliform," but since you're not conical in shape, it's not as relevant.
Unless of course the person (or series of persons) who mouth raped you at Mountain Dew had
infundibuliform sex organs.
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