WHAT REALLY HAPPENED WITH SLAP'S ONE IN A MILLION? PART 1

[very_undude]

what a complete and utter Tool Box!. ? My favorite quote of the entire piece
" If I want to be surrounded by ranting illiterates I’ll ride the subway."

douche didn't even have the guts to pick up the phone.

[Big Skatefase]

fuck alex klein

fuck alex klein

[Fenzadill]

fuck alex klein

fuck alex klein

[Cosme]

Jenkem single handedly killing the interview game

Indeed.

Congrats Ian, you guys are doing a great job!

[tough omelette]

we smoked the piece pipe

...talk about illiterate 

[ttching!]

fuck alex klein

fuck alex klein

Someone just post his address already so I can go leave a shit on his doorstep, with a note about it being for Alex so that all his neighbors will know.

[Donkey Lips]

Heres his email address. You can kind of take a shit on it - .........

MOD EDIT: Sorry. Violation of terms of service.

[trannies and mannies]

Fuck this guy.

[sprayTAN101]

we smoked the piece pipe

...talk about illiterate�

hahaha oh my...! part 2 was a bit disappointing, but i guess its in the nature of an email interview. should have asked him about some of the things from colins interview and not just let him cling on to his parody-fantasy.

well, at least he still comes of as a complete douche.

[ianrussel]

we smoked the piece pipe

...talk about illiterate�

hahaha oh my...! part 2 was a bit disappointing, but i guess its in the nature of an email interview. should have asked him about some of the things from colins interview and not just let him cling on to his parody-fantasy.

well, at least he still comes of as a complete douche.

yeah, alex's interview was actually done before Colin so I didn't have a chance to catch up with him on that stuff.. Talking with some of the contestants now.. should have a part 3 to finish it off soon..

[Donkey Lips]

I wonder what the serious corporate sponsors think of Alex trying to film a giant "joke"? That's what he's trying to claim the reality parody'ing was, right? It could be that we all missed the joke. Or it could be that he did a terrible job telling a terrible joke.

[sluggers]

Haha, Alex is delusional. He should have quit while he was ahead instead of solidifying his status as a giant douchebag and lying to everyone.

Someone needs to tell Rodney and Steve they were supposed to be joking the entire time.

[bandini]

It's just fascinating that a guy who's obviously interested in media obviously has no clue how terribly he continues to come off every time he opens his mouth. It's like all he's interested in is marketing and image yet has not the slightest bit of knowledge about how such things work, or how completely he's failing at every aspect of it.

It's kinda like watching a kid with polio and leg braces trying to run a 10k...

[MattMacker]

wtf lol. that dude taking pictures in NYC like a complete flaming douchbag is alex klien?>... rofl just go kill yourself. lol

[Donkey Lips]

I think his whole problem is that he's just a wiener.

[Joust Ostrich]

Hey Alex,

Would you be able to tell me the difference between these two models? 


Well you better learn.

[Prison Wallet]

Mandible and the contestants couldn't have come out looking any better in this whole ordeal. And all the industry dudes looking any more ridiculous. 

If Ride owns the rights to Mandible's footage High Speed should fork out a little dough to send the contestants and Mandible on another filming trip. In between skating clips the contestants can talk shit on Alex Klein. 

[Goldman Sachs]

delusional nyc hipster at its finest.

[johntsunami]

you know why the kids blew you off? cause you didn't earn their respect you douche bag.

[clamy]

we smoked the piece pipe

...talk about illiterate?

hahaha oh my...! part 2 was a bit disappointing, but i guess its in the nature of an email interview. should have asked him about some of the things from colins interview and not just let him cling on to his parody-fantasy.

well, at least he still comes of as a complete douche.

no, you guys don't get it. that's just another one of alex's jokes that has gone over your heads.

[shit_for_brains]

if you make a joke, and you're the only one who gets it, you made a fucking terrible joke and it's your fault. not the fault of everyone else in the world who didn't get your shitty joke.

if you want to make a reality show, go make a reality show and get the fuck out of skateboarding.

[FrenchFuck]

get the fuck out of skateboarding

[ice nine]

Why would he say he doesn't read the internet, yet call forrest a walking meme generator or something?

its as if he has given up on ever working again in film/skating now

[ttching!]

its as if he has given up on ever working again in film/skating now

We can only hope.

[Ronald Wilson Reagan]

Why would he say he doesn't read the internet, yet call forrest a walking meme generator or something?

its as if he has given up on ever working again in film/skating now

damn Encyclopedia Brown! Good call. Dude's a moron.

[Star Whores Episode I: The Fellatio Menace]

From what I gathered, One in a Million could have been saved this year if they had included a laugh track when Lurker Lou was stomping boards and all the other kooky shit happened. That way the audience would be reassured that they were watching a parody.

Apparently, Alex Klein has never seen a sitcom...


...or he was serious about the entire show the whole time.

[sluggers]

...or he was serious about the entire show the whole time.