John Fitzgerald Off Zero

[mongomaestro]

lol. now youre bitching about postcounts...


ill triple post if i feel like it son.  ill type the title dr. all i want to.  and ill continue to acknowledge some of the portions of reality that you continue sidestep perpetually and bitterly...



but yea, thats all you got to say...


pretty narrow field i must say...  copy/paste intelectualism and cherry picked portions of a pretty broad reality... 



nope, i dont get it....


the "academic" master comprehender of economics completely missing such obvious fallacies and contradictions... perpetually....  and bitterly...



but yea... you dissed me on the interenet... good job... A+     

[mongomaestro]

lol. now youre bitching about postcounts...


ill triple post if i feel like it son.?  ill type the title dr. all i want to.?  and ill continue to acknowledge some of the portions of reality that you continue sidestep perpetually and bitterly...



but yea, thats all you got to say...


pretty narrow field i must say...?  copy/paste intelectualism and cherry picked portions of a pretty broad reality...? 



nope, i dont get it....


the "academic" master comprehender of economics completely missing such obvious fallacies and contradictions... perpetually....?  and bitterly...



but yea... you dissed me on the interenet... good job... A+?  ?  ? 

[mongomaestro]

lol. now youre bitching about postcounts...


ill triple post if i feel like it son.??  ill type the title dr. all i want to.??  and ill continue to acknowledge some of the portions of reality that you continue sidestep perpetually and bitterly...



but yea, thats all you got to say...


pretty narrow field i must say...??  copy/paste intelectualism and cherry picked portions of a pretty broad reality...?? 



nope, i dont get it....


the "academic" master comprehender of economics completely missing such obvious fallacies and contradictions... perpetually....??  and bitterly...



but yea... you dissed me on the interenet... good job... A+??  ??  ?? 

TRIPLE UP SON!!!!!!!!!!     

[Ronald Wilson Reagan]

I feel responsible for this. I apologize to other posters.
 Though it should be pointed out that John Fitzgerald's new home does seem to be revealed somewhere back there.

[mongomaestro]

-1

[Ronald Wilson Reagan]

One In A Million 2010 Ep. 6 - SLAP Magazine

I was in the area and checked out this hill again. Its fucked. He was going like straight down, just ollieing over that thing into the hill is pretty gnarly.

[mattofallmatts]

In conclusion:
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[layzieyez]

I've been trying suck on my own penis but it's too short and I'm not flexible enough.  Anyone have some pointers?

Come on!  Help please!  I want to taste my dick!!!!!!!!!!     

Wow dude.  Calm down about sucking your own penis already.

[ice nine]

Why would you even post in here mongomaestro? Are you trying to make people hate ron paul?

"Obviousnesses"

[Spike Hawke]

I can't believe this thread continues. Its like when you get into a giant argument with your girlfriend, and go on and on and on and cover all the bases. When its over, everyone is still pissed and forgot what they were bitching about to begin with.

At least you get to have make up/angry sex after. This is just boring

[chockfullofthat]

I can't believe this thread continues. Its like when you get into a giant argument with your girlfriend, and go on and on and on and cover all the bases. When its over, everyone is still pissed and forgot what they were bitching about to begin with.

At least you get to have make up/angry sex after. This is just boring

...and you revived the thread with a lame joke.  Nice work.  It was so close to the abyss that is page 2.

[trannies and mannies]

Is mongomaestro trying to be the new victor?

[victor333]

Is mongomaestro trying to be the new victor?

I thought I was fucked up; he passed me right by. ...


but Mongo never had a drinking problem.

[Cadillac Ranch Dressing]

Is mongomaestro trying to be the new victor?

I thought I was fucked up; he passed me right by. ...


but Mongo never had a drinking problem.

Nah, you still suck really bad.

[victor333]

Is mongomaestro trying to be the new victor?

I thought I was fucked up; he passed me right by. ...


but Mongo never had a drinking problem.

Nah, you still suck really bad.

then give the king his throne, homie

[Cadillac Ranch Dressing]

Is mongomaestro trying to be the new victor?

I thought I was fucked up; he passed me right by. ...


but Mongo never had a drinking problem.

Nah, you still suck really bad.

then give the king his throne, homie

[victor333]

[Fenzadill]

You changed your post to a silly internet picture because your first joke was lame, you fuckin doofus.

[HATE!]

"Doofus" is about best name you could call victor.  Not "asshole", or "moron" or anything like that.  Doofus just sounds even more stupid than your regular insult. A lot of times this where someone would say, "Focus and start over."  but no, that would imply he would come back and continue to bring absolutely NOTHING to the table except for reposts and Michael Jordan laughing gifs (which you know he thinks is hilarious and says, "Fuck yeah." every time he posts the goddamn thing.)  Victor is just that kid who hears a joke and thinks it's funny so he just keeps saying it.  That, is in fact a doofus.

[victor333]

Slap reminds me of an incident when I was in Kindergarten.


I think it was some after-school holding pen thing. Like, a built in daycare. It was pretty chill. You basically just dicked around, played with toys, got some snacks, and they made you take a nap at some point.

Anywho, it was play time, and I was by my lonesome. There was a group of second-graders and they had the most bodacious toys. Fucking dinosaurs man, with actual articulating body parts. I thought those toys were utterly badass and I thought those dudes were pretty chill, too.

So, I walk over and try to kick it with them, and they kook the shit out of me! Real talk! Straight-up denied access into their dinosaur-playing circle jerk of goodness. After I walked away, I probably had the most brokenhearted look on my face, and I may or may not have shed a tear. Not the point, though.

I tried to pass it off like it was all gravy, but I think the teacher or whatever was like, "Damn, dawg, what's good?"

I was just all, "Naw, son; it's gravy. I just wanted to play dinosaurs with the cool guys"

and then...








Am I boring you?

[DaSk8D00D]

ayo victor

[victor333]

swear to god, I know exactly what sk8d00d said, without actually seeing his post.



"hahahah this nigga so lame. With his fuckin' ass tryin' to be funny and shit. You're a clown, bro! Look at your rep, it's ovviouss that you aint shit. Focus yo shit, cause errboddy hates yo ass nigga."



was I close?

[mattofallmatts]

In conclusion:
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[DaSk8D00D]

swear to god, I know exactly what sk8d00d said, without actually seeing his post.



"hahahah this nigga so lame. With his fuckin' ass tryin' to be funny and shit. You're a clown, bro! Look at your rep, it's ovviouss that you aint shit. Focus yo shit, cause errboddy hates yo ass nigga."



was I close?

you would be the only person to flame yourself and STILL not be funny

[HATE!]

Slap reminds me of an incident when I was in Kindergarten.


I think it was some after-school holding pen thing. Like, a built in daycare. It was pretty chill. You basically just dicked around, played with toys, got some snacks, and they made you take a nap at some point.

Anywho, it was play time, and I was by my lonesome. There was a group of second-graders and they had the most bodacious toys. Fucking dinosaurs man, with actual articulating body parts. I thought those toys were utterly badass and I thought those dudes were pretty chill, too.

So, I walk over and try to kick it with them, and they kook the shit out of me! Real talk! Straight-up denied access into their dinosaur-playing circle jerk of goodness. After I walked away, I probably had the most brokenhearted look on my face, and I may or may not have shed a tear. Not the point, though.

I tried to pass it off like it was all gravy, but I think the teacher or whatever was like, "Damn, dawg, what's good?"

I was just all, "Naw, son; it's gravy. I just wanted to play dinosaurs with the cool guys"

and then...








Am I boring you?

You were a dumb piece of shit in kindergarten too and your teacher was a black guy who laughed at you because they didn't even pity your shittiness? 

That was actually the best thing you ever wrote.  But you're still a fucking doofus.

[Rumpleforeskin]

Is mongomaestro trying to be the new victor?

I thought I was fucked up; he passed me right by. ...


but Mongo never had a drinking problem.

i would be an alcoholic if i were you too

[vegan*shawn]

Did we ever find out if he is off the team?

[Strike A Pose]

Victor is a sad case.

He has been manipulated to alter his forum persona because he was getting bashed relentlessly when he was truly being himself/

Deep down he wishes he could go back, but that is no longer an option.

[mcpeepants]

I make it a point to kook victor every day I'm on here.

[sleepypancakes]

swear to god, I know exactly what sk8d00d said, without actually seeing his post.



"hahahah this nigga so lame. With his fuckin' ass tryin' to be funny and shit. You're a clown, bro! Look at your rep, it's ovviouss that you aint shit. Focus yo shit, cause errboddy hates yo ass nigga."



was I close?

Let me just speak for the skate dude, when I say "yo fam, y'all need to "

yes I am implying the skate dude is Randy Jackson. But its all in love...fam