Give OIAM contestants a rebate.

[Dontkickshitfoot]

You are still coming at me because you know what I am saying is true right? You got annoyed with me from another account, didn't want to start a flame war with me from there because you figured it might end up like it has with posters lke Diego Menendez or Jack Herer where the real you get humiliated by me over the internet to the point of focusing, so you come in under a screen in hopes I won't make you look or feel stupid, but remember, you are talking shit in an account that is designed to make it so nobody knows that your other screenname is responsible.
Do you understand what a HUGE pussy that takes to do that? It takes a pussy big enough to name his fake account after friends.

Alright Gip, I tried being civil, I didn't want the whole world to know about this, but you had to make a scene on Slap didn't you.
Now there's signatures with our own name being used, and I can see the laughing stock outside. As long as we have an audience
(which I'm totally comfortable granted I've spent over half my life pleasing the general public in a fun loving way) I'll act professional
and acute to the sensitivity of our gathering. You see, You yourself are not Reagan, are you hiding behind a political monster who in fact isn't yourself? Are you using it to strong arm your way through the messageboards like were faint hearted Jellyfish? How about 17000 posts in and you still are looking to pick a fight with 15 year old kids with Chris Cole wristbands and those silly striped Fallen jackets? (VICTOR333)

The fact of the matter is I graduated Northwestern University with a Bachelor of Arts. I had my Gip phase in 80's when I'd resort
to drinking Mad Dog 4040 with a mix of Pepto Bismol just to keep the stomach acid in my mouth coming up resulting in foaming
of the mouth and excessive saliva. I was undertaken by a woman named Blossom who was from the east. When I met her my life turned into a gamble, I drank, I smoked glue, I was in a mix of lust and confusion. One day I woke up in our shitty lower west side studio apartment
and she was gone. All the drugs, beer, glue, everything was gone. I sat in seclusion detoxing and eating raw oats and drinking Ensures to gain my energy. That next week I was out making meetings and reconnecting my old relationships, I called my Agent told her I was back in the game. I landed my first gig in a television movie called Deadly Silence in 1989 and have moved from, mini series, to documentaries, to a sitcom that lasted over 13 seasons. I'm a proud director and father with a lifetime of achievement, I've dated super models and drank the finest wine. You, you're just a prick who tells me I'm not who I say I am , while in return hiding behind a  slap account named after a president who was clearly a racist, and abusive husband. I wish I had more time to talk Gip but I've got fundraisers to attend, retarded children to feed, and a waxing at 2'oclock.

When I get back I'm really looking forward to some heavy debate, hopefully  we'll really be able to sit down and get to the bottom of this problem as gentleman and as Slap Ambassadors. If anyone else would like to join this discussion like Mr. Clemsausage, Mr. Sk8d00d,
COTG, sfa, grim, dgkalis, Mr. Watson, BraveUlysses, Hercules, friendly dave,  Oyolar, LOU.50210, chockfullofthat, fenzadill, or whoever else please feel free to participate in some great discussion.

I only ask the following posters not to join

- Victor333

-Skate Troll

-MeatheadGenius


Thanks, fellas have great Sunday.



-Dave



P.s  Gip P.M me, I'd like to maybe take you out to eat, maybe show you the ropes.

Your pal

Its mad dog 20/20 you fucking mook.

[David Schwimmer]

You are still coming at me because you know what I am saying is true right? You got annoyed with me from another account, didn't want to start a flame war with me from there because you figured it might end up like it has with posters lke Diego Menendez or Jack Herer where the real you get humiliated by me over the internet to the point of focusing, so you come in under a screen in hopes I won't make you look or feel stupid, but remember, you are talking shit in an account that is designed to make it so nobody knows that your other screenname is responsible.
Do you understand what a HUGE pussy that takes to do that? It takes a pussy big enough to name his fake account after friends.

Can I still be Cronkite because I want too...
Walter Cronkite sign-off

Thank you so much for posting this, Walter was one of the best news hosts of all time. He was the calming voice of the
American generation for years and and admirable person. Thank you. He was there when Reagan got shot and through the Kennedy
assassination.

[Ronald Wilson Reagan]

You're just pissed because you think I lost your watch, when in fact I temporarily found it.

[clemsausage]

Here's Temp's take on what should be changed in OIAM.

http://www.mostlyskateboarding.net/2012/05/how-i-would-fix-one-in-million.html

[David Schwimmer]

Is Temp Captain hindsight now?

[StabMasterArson]

How does it feel to be ab-normal Gip? Would you like to talk about your childhood and what it took you
to struggle for the greater good? Ultimately I thank you for standing behind your flag, in the highest of
Slap rankings, judging, bad mannered, intrusive and straight up ignorant. I only hope you've found
your peace of mind and comfort rubbernecking our posts and anticipate your next tiresome drawn out
paragraph. That being said continue your march to your political stand and hierarchy on the messageboards.




-Dave

I cracked the code! It's Commerical D! Fucking Dallas and his abs!

[David Schwimmer]

How does it feel to be ab-normal Gip? Would you like to talk about your childhood and what it took you
to struggle for the greater good? Ultimately I thank you for standing behind your flag, in the highest of
Slap rankings, judging, bad mannered, intrusive and straight up ignorant. I only hope you've found
your peace of mind and comfort rubbernecking our posts and anticipate your next tiresome drawn out
paragraph. That being said continue your march to your political stand and hierarchy on the messageboards.




-Dave

I cracked the code! It's Commerical D! Fucking Dallas and his abs!

Excuse me StabmasterArson? Are you implying I'm speaking in code?

[MD*50*50]

Don't get me wrong... the challenges were lame, but whatever, no one in this group deserves a rebate.  If you're presented with the opportunity to go to New York to skate and be taken care of, with the opportunity and exposure in the skate industry... don't fucking complain, or act like an entitled brat.  They got free product, all the mountain dew they can drink, and whatever else...  To the people who actually work 50+ hours a week and don't get to skate as much as they want like myself, i honestly don't know what they're bitching about.  Bottom line to the contestants: if your'e upset about a lame show about skateboarding, you are just as lame for taking part of it.  Man up, get real, and stop bitching, no one is entitled to anything.  Work for your shit.  Period.

[Fenzadill]

Don't get me wrong... the challenges were lame, but whatever, no one in this group deserves a rebate.  If you're presented with the opportunity to go to New York to skate and be taken care of, with the opportunity and exposure in the skate industry... don't fucking complain, or act like an entitled brat.  They got free product, all the mountain dew they can drink, and whatever else...  To the people who actually work 50+ hours a week and don't get to skate as much as they want like myself, i honestly don't know what they're bitching about.  Bottom line to the contestants: if your'e upset about a lame show about skateboarding, you are just as lame for taking part of it.  Man up, get real, and stop bitching, no one is entitled to anything.  Work for your shit.  Period.

yo awesome first post

[thunderwood]

Why didn't anyone think of that?
Get Nieratko to do it! awesome!

Judging from his posts on here, He'd walk into the house of vans every morning, pass out copies of his newest published article, and leave until he finished a new one to pass out.
Mandible would obviously be best choice.

Haha so true, not sure how nobody has hated on that yet.